Authors' note: Hello readers/friends, its funny how this chapter was posted close to the Opening days of the movie: Avengers Infinity War, which wasn't planned on the chapter, was going to be posted last weekend but it was a lot to write but here it is, enjoy. (And I recommend watching the movie because it was… I actually won't say anything except just go watch for yourself- holly)
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The Wrong Timeline Senior Year Chapter 4: The Infinite Eight!
"So since our acting skills weren't good enough we decide to play super heroes- I mean do our job as the Earth's mightiest heroes and protect the earth," Goku said
A week after the terrible play
"Geez now that we're seniors I just wanna hurry up and graduate so we can get out of this school," Goku whined
"But we already get senior release at like 12:40 PM, and Sky High isn't a regular school, we have so many other anime characters there's a lot going on, so the day is never boring," Chichi explained
"Yeah, don't you claim Gon and Yusuke are like your best friends in the main character club?" Vega questioned
"First off, you can only have one best friend, and mine is Black, and secondly Ichigo is also in there and I honestly can't stand that guy," Goku answered
"Why Ichigo is cool," Goku Black stated
"Yeah, all the Bleach cast people are nice, and nice looking, mainly Uryu he's very nice looking," 18 stated as she day dreamed of the Quincy
"18 stop," Zamasu demanded irritated by her face
"Eww, and Ichigo is a prick I don't know what you guys are talking about, he just like: 'Ichigo Kurosaki substitute soul reaper'," Goku mocked Ichigo using a stick as the zanpakuto just as the real Ichigo walked by
"Yeah, sure that's exactly how I sound: a young girl who hasn't hit puberty," Ichigo sarcastically stated, "Unlike you my voice isn't high pitched, and my anime has way better openings than your 2 different ones that get old after a while," he spat
"Well I'm stronger than you," Goku argued, "plus am more popular, so suck a truck!" Goku yelled
"Well you're not stronger than Jiren, and plus I have a way cooler design than you," Ichigo argued back
"Ichigo we shouldn't argue over silly things," Orihime stepped in to stop the bickering
"Orihime is right Ichigo, we have better things to do with our time than stand around and argue with an ape," Uryu said as he did the classic anime glasses thing
"Damn," Goku Black laughed
"Thanks Orihime, you're right let's go," Ichigo smiled at his girl as the rest of the Bleach gang followed
"Wow Uryu is so cool," 18 sighed happily as Zamasu resisted to slap her
"Man Ichigo better be glad sweet Orihime was there, because if not I would have gone Ultra on his ass!" Goku growled as he slammed his fist in his other hand
"Orihime is hot," Vegeta stated as all the guys agreed
"Too bad she'll never love anyone else but Ichigo," 17 said
"Anyways," Chichi said annoyed, "I'm bored,"
"Yeah," Everyone agreed
"You guys ever think about having cool powers, like Zamasu, who has the force?" Goku asked
"Not really," Zamasu responded
"Yeah," Everyone else agreed
"What the?!" Zamasu was baffled
"I always wanted to um… to be like Harry from the Harry Potter series and learn the magic and spells," Vegeta said as he added the last part under his breathe even though everyone heard
"What was that now?" Bulma questioned
"I love Harry Potter, there I said it," Vega stated
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Everyone laughed
"I'm wheezing!" Chichi laughed
"That's so geeky Vegeta," Bulma continued to die of laughter
"Do *laughing*do you, have a wand too?" Goku Black was laughing too hard he was holding his stomach
"As a matter of fact I do," Vegeta said proudly which just fueled the gangs' laughter
"Oh my gosh Vegeta after all the years we've known you, I don't think any of us would have guessed you liked Harry Potter," Goku continued to laugh
"Whatever, I honestly think anyone who likes Star Wars is geeky-er," Vegeta stated as he turned his back on the others
"Hey now, Star Wars is amazing," Goku stopped his laughter and glared at Vegeta
"Eww, Star Wars, c'mon Goku, you and Vegeta fan boy over the cringiest things," Goku Black laughed
"Yeah, Star Wars and Harry Potter are things only geeks, nerds, and freaks like," Chichi agreed
"Exactly, now Marvel Super heroes, that's good, no, no great," Goku Black explained
"Boo, Marvel sucks, DC heroes are way better, no can beat Superman, and no one say Batman because he cheats and uses Kryptonite," Beautiful Zamasu argued
"Zamasu I don't even wanna start," Goku Black said
"Haha," 17 laughed, "They're brothers and one likes Marvel, while the other likes DC, the irony," he continued to laugh
"Nothing is funny about that," Beautiful Zamasu said irritated
"That is very silly 17," 18 agreed with brother as Zamasu still looked at the random camera with an annoyed face
"Anyhow, Marvel and DC are still kinda nerdy, but Stranger Things that's a great show," Chichi said
"Ok basic person," Goku said
"Bandwagon," *cough* *cough* Vegeta added
"What? I'm not a bandwagon for your information I watched before I heard people, with CULTURE, started talking about it," Chichi defended herself
"Whatever, seems like we all have a nerdy side but I'm just glad no one said Doctor Who," Vegeta said in relief
"WHAT?!" 18 shouted, "Doctor Who is an awesome show, I won't stand here and have someone talk bad about it," she argued
"Spoke too soon," Vegeta said in disgust
"18 why Doctor Who that is the weirdest shit, only real freaks like that show, and how many Doctor who's have there been," Beautiful Zamasu
"Please don't get 18 started on Doctor Who, it's futile, she loves that weird show too much," 17 stepped in to prevent 18 from arguing
"It's not weird 17!" 18 exclaimed
"Whatever," 17 sighed, "Now that we see most of us have a show/comics/books/movies we fan over, we were talking about having powers,"
"Right, so what powers would you guys like to have if you could?" Goku asked, "I obviously would want the force, or telekinesis, that's similar,"
"I don't know what I would want," Vegeta answered
"I don't either, I mean we're already super-fast, and super strong, so…," Goku Black and the others pondered
"I would want ice powers like Elsa," Chichi said
"Cringe first off" Goku said
"For real I bet you still listen to the soundtrack" Goku Black stated in disgust
"The soundtrack is good" Chichi said
"Yeah but then everyone kept singing it 'let it go let it go '" Goku Black sung "Then it became very annoying"
"Whatever, but still ice powers are cool," Chichi stated
"Really I'd say fire powers would be way better," 18 spoke
"Telekinesis, still sounds better." Goku continued to say
"I'd like to use wind, well… actually earth powers sounds badass," 17 slapped his fist in his other hand
"That's…interesting I guess I would say something with crazy fast reflexes, and strength," Black said, "Oo, with a cool name too!"
"You seem really into this," Vegeta observed
"Well, what would you want?" Black questioned having his bubble burst
"Since you asked, I would want something I don't already have, like the power to read minds, or control minds," Vegeta answered pointing his index finger to his head
"What about you Bulma, you've been quiet," Goku commented
"Yeah, it's rare," Vegeta shot
"Fuck you!" Bulma shouted, "Anyhow, I would want like electricity powers, mainly because it's like everywhere,"
"Ok, how 'bout you Zamasu?" Black asked
"I'm not a freak like you guys, I don't, nor ever thought of having powers because that's weird and cringy," Zamasu shot them all down
"Well maybe you think that way because you already have cool powers," Goku reasoned
"No, it's because I'm not a cringy human like you people," Beautiful Zamasu stated
"C'mon Bean," 18 said as she put Zamasu in a light choke hold, "It'd be so fun to have a new power,"
"Not really," Zamasu said as he slipped out of her hold, "What's fun is to see stupid humans die and suffer," he added with a smile
"No it's not, you sadist," 17 said with disgust
"Light bulb!" Goku yelled in Gru's voice
"Eww! Minions," Chichi said also with disgust
"Shut –up that's beside the point," Goku said, "I just thought of the greatest idea!"
"And that is..?" Bulma asked annoyed from his slight pause
"Hey sass not needed, teach what you preach," Goku crossed his arms, as Bulma rolled her eyes, "Anyways, why don't we ask Shenron for our dream powers for the day and 'stop' Zamasu before he 'kills' all the humans!"
"Huh?" Everyone was confused
"It's a win-win game, we can have our powers, and Zamasu can have fun with messing with people, I'm kinda a genius when I apply myself," Goku said doing the anime finger rubbing under nose thing
"Yeah!" Everyone agreed
TRAVEL MONTAGE WITH ALL 7 BALLS GATHERED
"Come out Shenron!" Everyone yelled
"Now what do you idiots want?" Shenron appeared
"Sass not needed dumb skinny snake!" Bulma shot
"Shenron, give each the power we each desire for one day, with cool costumes, here's how the designs look, now make it happen, please!" Goku wished
*sigh* "Your wishes have been granted, weirdo's" Shenron said with the glow of his red eyes and a vanish of the dragon balls
BAM! The gang now had their powers and are dressed in their own freshly designed costumes
"This is so cool!" Goku pumped his fist in the air
"Now that you weirdo's have your powers and such, do I go kill people now!" Impatient Zamasu smiled
"Well, not yet, go get your 'evil plan' in place and like hack in our base computer and then tell us that we need to stop you, or something like that, anyways go," Goku answered
At the somehow already built base of our new heroes
"Kakarrot, when did? How is?... you know what I'm not gonna ask," Vegeta stopped himself
"Now that we have our costumes and powers, we need our own super hero name and our team name," Goku explained not hearing Vegeta at all
"I know my name!" Chichi shouted
"Spill it," Goku Black said
"Hehe, ICE QUEEN!" Chichi yelled with joy
"…ok, Chichi is now… Ice queen," Black said, "now let me think of a cool name for myself," he added now having a big thinking emoji on his face
"Oh, I know my name," Bulma spoke up, "Mrs. Electric," she added with a wink
"Gross, like from Shark boy and Lava Girl, the teacher whose the bad guy," Vegeta pointed out
"Shut up! I didn't know that, now you made me self-conscious of my name," Bulma raged
"So Bulma is Mrs. Electric, Chichi is Ice Queen, I'll be G-Cape, since there's a G on my cape and Veggietales League of Incredible Vegetables is raw," Goku explained
"I need a badass name for my badass power and me," 17 began, "Ah! I'll be known as GEOMAN!" he yelled with pride
"If 17 has a name I'll go with… oh! Temptation~," 18 sang with a cringy jazz hands
"Black, have you thought of a name yet?" Chichi asked
"As a matter of fact, I did it's: Dark Taz," He said in a low raspy voice using his black cape to add mystery
"Neat, now we're all waiting on you Vegeta," Goku said
"I don't know, maybe… tsk, never mind," Vegeta said
"Just say it," Goku Black (or should I say Dark Taz) demanded
"Nah," Vegeta was kinda embarrassed to say the name he thought of
"Say it, say it, say it, say it!" Everyone began to chant
"Argh! Shut the hell up! Alright," Vegeta shouted at them *sigh* *breathe inhale noise* "MR. READ!" he screamed, "There I said let's move on!"
"See not so hard, Mr. *giggle* Read," Goku tried to keep a straight face
"Yes, my name is so funny compared to G-Cape, Geo-man, and the rest of the retarded names we choose," Mr. Read sassed
"First off G- Cape is cool, and second let's move on to our team name," Goku said as the gang began to think of a team name
"Marvel Teens!" Dark Taz shouted with excitement
"No!" Everyone turned his suggestion down
"Fuck you guys," He mumbled
"The Star fighterz!" Goku said the first stupid thought that popped up
"That's sounds just as shitty as Black's name," Geo-man (17) stated as everyone agreed
"Temptation and Co.!" Temptation (18) threw
"No! don't be selfish, how 'bout THE MIGHTY TEENS!" Ice Queen (Chichi) yelled
"Sounds dumb too," Mr. Read (Vegeta) said
"Maybe we can do like let's see… I'm G, we also have I, T, another G, M, D, and another M *thinks really hard* Ah! We can be called THE INFINITE EIGHT!" Goku shouted
"How did you get the infinite eight from the first letter of each of our names?" Dark Taz (Black) asked
"Well, I couldn't actually think of a name but I remembered there are eight of us and infinity signs are cool put them together and boom, The Infinite Eight!" G-Cape (Goku) explained
"Yeah, I like that name," Ice Queen (Chichi) said
"It's the best we heard so far but there's only seven of us, Zamasu isn't on our side," Mr. Read (Vega) brought up
"Right, we need another person," Dark Taz (Goku Black) said
10 minutes later
"Alright understand now Piccolo?" Goku asked
"Yeah, so I would say my power can be like water, and I can like throw tsunamis and water blast balls, and my name can be Mr. H2O because that also means water, I learned that from chemistry," Piccolo answered
"Eww, I hate Piccolo, make sure he stay 10ft away from me," Temptation (18) demanded
"Hey, Eightain," Piccolo waved with a purple blush
"Yep, I'm gonna barf," Temptation said as she put up a fire ring around her and put up her android barrier
"It's pronounced eighTEEN, not EighTAIN," 17 corrected
"Oh, hey 17," Mr. H2O greeted as 17 rolled his eyes
"Alright, Now that we have eight people we can be called the Infinite Eight," Goku jumped for joy," now Infinite Eight assemble at the table," G-Cape (Goku)ordered
"Greeting Infinite Eight," Bardock was the boss reporter dude for the Infinite eight
"Why do you have an eye patch?" Mr. Read questioned
"Because that was Nick Furry has," Dark Taz replied
"This isn't Marvel, so stop trying," Mr. Read said
"Whatever," Dark Taz turned his head
"Listen up young heroes Zamasu-," Bardock began
"Wait- what's up with the second eye patch now you just look retarded," Mrs. Electric spoke
"Really dad, take one off," G-Cape ordered
"Fine, but that helps you Remember Me, man I love Coco," Bardock smiled now humming the song
"Dad!" G-Cape snapped him out of his song, "Zamasu!"
"Right, Zamasu has been killing people stop him," Bardock said sternly
"No, Skype, or face time him he has to like, you know hack in our base to tell us what he's up to," Goku now was annoyed
"Ok, damn stop being so picky Kakarrot," Bardock said
"I'm G-CAPE!" Goku yelled, "Argh! Someone just text Zamasu that he needs to video chat us,"
About 30 minutes earlier with Zamasu
"Now that I've gathered my servants, I will now tell you my entire plan," Zamasu spoke
"We won't go to jail for this right?" One servant asked
"No, I'm rich and just like Abbacchio said I'll pay great lawyers and not even go to jail," Zamasu smiled
"Rich people," Another servant sighed, "They're above the law,"
"Correct, now let's go get you guys some powers like the other cringy kids," Zamasu stated
Later
"Won tnarg ym hisw, pretty peas," Zamasu spoke the divine language summing Super Shenron
After the Egyptian God called granted his wish he went to Yugi's Deck, and Zamasu then took him and his servants to the city
"So since I haven't gotten the text or call from those bozos, we'll just start killing everyone now," Zamasu smirked and started to blow up buildings
"Ah, yes this is just like the Ishvalan war, the shaking and collapsing buildings, the screams, my bones are shaking!" Kimblee said creepily
"Calm down there Kimblee, hehe," Zamasu said, "maybe I shouldn't have brought him," he added in his mind
Back to the present
"Alright, Carol hacked in the main frame and got Zamasu's phone so now we can see what he's doing," Bardock explained
"Who's Carol?" Everyone asked
"Me," KV appeared on the screen
"Gross," Mr. Read commented
"Let's just see Zamasu's where-abouts," G- Cape said as he pointed to the screen
On The Screen
*Don't Stop Me Now-Queen plays* as Zamasu and his servants dressed in White SUPREME hoodies, with the hoods covering their face are destroying West City
Tonight
I'm gonna have myself
A real good time
I feel alivvee
And the world
I'll turn it inside out, yeah
And floating around in ecstasy so
DON'T STOP ME NOW(X2)
'Cause I'm having a good time (X2)
Zamasu was destroying and murdering along with his servants and Kimblee was…there, then stopped and danced with the song playing with a whole choreographed dance, Zamasu having the biggest smile on his face
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Zamasu was flying through the sky then launched a giant ki ball towards the ground and Zamasu began singing along
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me
I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
DON'T STOP ME NOW(X2)
"Oh hey guys!" Zamasu finally looked at his phone
"Zamasu! You weren't really supposed to kill people," G-Cape looked horrified
"I told you he was," Bardock spoke
"What, then where's the fun?" Zamasu had an innocent look on his face
"I enjoyed your song there bean," Temptation complimented
"Thanks I didn't think you guys would see my dance, but whatever, so I'm killing people but not alone so before you get to me you guys must fight my servants, you'll know where to find them later," Zamasu said
"WAIT, what's your villain name?" G- Cape asked
"Can't I just keep my name," Zamasu sighed
"How 'bout we call him Evil Doctor Zamasu?" Ice Queen suggested
"I'm not a doctor, dumbass," Zamasu sassed
"Doctor Who!" Temptation shouted
"Hell no!" Zamasu immediately shut down
"We're gonna call you Evil Doctor Zamasu, so bye," Ice Queen waved off
"Alright now that you know what Zamasu is doing go stop him Infinite Eight!" Bardock said with both eye patches on again
"Right… ANYWAYS ASSEMBLE INFINITE EIGHT! ROLL CALL!" G-Cape shouted, "G- CAPE! *weird hero pose with flying cape action* power: The force- Telekinesis!"
"ICE QUEEN! Power: Ice!" *Elsa pose*
"MRS. ELECTRIC! Power: Electricity ZAP! *Wink* *POSE: Finger pointed at imaginary camera*
"TEMPATION! Power: Fire! *Pose: jazz hands*
"GEO-MAN! Power: earth! *Pose: fist punched ground creating giant crater*
"MR. READ! Power: Mind reading!" *pose: completes look with his harry potter glassed with swirls as the lens, while he looks in the distance*
"DARK TAZ! Power: Super tornado acceleration" *Pose: cape wrapped around one arm, using it to cover his face only showing his eyes*
"MR. H2-!"
"Move out heroes but spilt into pairs!" G-Cape yelled as he took off to the sky as other followed
*Taz from Looney Tunes noises* by Dark Taz as he tornado rushed through the base
"Right! Let's go Temptation!" Ice Queen yelled as she began guiding through the ice like Frozo from The Incredibles
"Coming~!" Temptation followed using her fire blast to blast her into the sky
"Be my partner Mr. Read!" Mrs. Electric demanded as she summoned a giant lightning bolt to zap her to West City
"Dammit, there's not much option now is there?" Mr. Read sighed in annoyance and whistled for his flying giant book that flaps him to his desired location, "Wow, just wow, really a book, I knew I shouldn't have said Mr. Read," He mumbled as he climbed on the book, "this is really gonna hurt my dick," he added as took off
"Dammit, now I'm stuck with-," Geo-man's began to think
"-Geo-man let's get it tiger!" Mr. H2O shouted
"Fuck my life!" Geo-man shouted as he got on a large rock and controlled it to fly him to the city
"This fun!" Mr. H2O stated as he surfed his way to West City
In the sky of West City, our heroes are traveling to the location of Evil doctor Zamasu's servants
'Strolling down through the town, who's gonna save the day: THE INFINITE EIGHT!'
With G-Cape and Dark Taz
"I can't believe what I'm seeing," G- Cape sparked a conversation
"Whatever, let's just find one of the servants Evil Doctor Zamasu was yapping about," Dark Taz said
"I'm right here, you dumb heroes!" A voice yelled as a ball of raw spirit energy was thrown at G- Cape
"Ah!" G- Cape shrieked as he barley dodged the blast
"Pay more attention G- Cape!" Dark Taz yelled dramatically as waited for the smoke to clear
"So, you guys are fighting me," The voice said as it approached G-Cape and Dark Taz to finally reveal…
"YAMCHA!" Dark Taz and G- Cape were surprised
"In the flesh," Yamcha replied," But enough talk let's fight!" he demanded as he then pitched another large ki ball towards them with his baseball bat
"Dark Taz!" G- Cape shouted
"I already know, special move time!" Dark Taz replied
"A HURLING TORNADO!" they both screamed as G- Cape used his telekinesis to throw Dark Taz who is the tornado at Yamcha
"What the-?!" Yamcha shrieked before getting blown away by the force that is Dark Taz
"Great work guys, keep it up!" Bardock watched through a monitor, "I'll report that one out of however many servants, is down," he finished as he texted everyone
"Team work, makes the dream work!" G- Cape exclaimed as he high fived Dark Taz
With Ice Queen and Temptation
"Even though we're opposites we gotta work together Temptation," Ice Queen stated as Temptation nodded in agreement, "Look there's a supreme hoodie person who's wrecking buildings, he must be working with Evil Doctor Zamasu!" she pointed out
"Stop right there bad guy!" Temptation ordered
"Right, we can do this the easy way for the hard way!" Ice Queen threatened having a large icicle in her hand ready to launch
"I choose the hard way!" The person yelled as he turned to reveal his face to be none other than…
"KRILLIN!" The girls shouted
"That's right, now eat slime bitches!" Krillin yelled as he shot out slime from his hands
*SPLAT*
"Eww," Both gals stated as they had slime on them
"My outfit!" Ice Queen shrieked, "That's it you'll pay!"
"I'M A PYROMANIAC!" Temptation yelled as she burned Krillin's hoodie
"Hey!" Krillin gritted his teeth as he then started to charge at them
"FREEZE!" Ice Queen yelled as she froze Krillin
"We did it!" The girls cheered
"Having powers is SO COOL!" Ice Queen exclaimed
"Another one down, Zamasu informed me there are exactly 5 servants so 2 down three more to go," Bardock said as he informed the Infinite Eight
With Mr. Read and Mrs. Electric
"Ah, this book is very uncomfortable," Mr. Read stated holding his junk
"You honestly look ridiculous in those glasses," Mrs. Electric laughed
"And you always look retarded, even without your dumb costume," Mr. Read said
"Whoa, I said you look ridiculous I didn't say anything about being retarded, you prick!" Mrs. Electric raged
"Whatever, look there's the servant let's just hurry up and finish this," Mr. Read said as he and Mrs. Electric approached the servant dude
"Hey, instead of thinking about…eww why would any human being be thinking about that!?" Mr. Read screamed regretting he can read minds, while Mrs. Electric looked confused
"Huh? You can read minds?!" The man turned to reveal himself as…
"TIEN AND CHIAOTZU!" They both screamed
"AH! I would never have thought that's what goes through your mind Tien!" Mr. Read stated catching his breathe
"What? I-I don't know what you're talking about let's just fight now ok, and now that I now you can read minds, this might be a pain in the ass," Tien replied
"You won't win because…" Chiaotzu vanished
"Where the hell did he disappear to?" Mrs. Electric was cautious
"I read his mind Mrs. Electric he's gonna grab on you to self- destruct," Mr. Read said in a whisper
"What did you say-?" Mrs. Electric began, "AH!" she shrieked
"Chiaotzu no, don't do it!" Tien cried
"Too late… good bye Tien," Chiaotzu began
"I think the fuck not!" Mrs. Electric stated as she surrounded herself in electricity to electrocute him before he exploded
"AAAAHHH!" Went Chiaotzu's whine, before he then passed out all fried up
"CCHHIIAAOOTZZZUUUU!" Tien screamed as he dropped to his knees, "He's…you…you'll pay you rat!"
"Rude," Mrs. Electric stated as she then electrocuted Tien as well
"Yep, another one bites the dust," Mr. Read was on the phone with Bardock, "…well if Zamasu is gonna reference Queen I can to… whatever bye,"
"No thanks to you," Mrs. Electric sassed
"What I played mind games with them, so get off your high horse," Mr. Read shot back
With Geo-man and Mr. H2O
"So what do you think of my powers 17?" Mr. H2O asked
"I'm Geo-Man, dumbass, and I honestly don't give a rat's ass about your water powers," Geo- Man said irritated
"Well, I'm just trying to be friends again remember in the first chapter, the author's say you and I are best friends and we funny," Mr. H2O recalled
"Shut up, we don't talk about the first chapter," Geo-Man yelled
"Ok then," Mr. H2O shrugged
"Finally we found the last servant dude," Geo-Man said
"Hey, um, Zamasu needed some else to help villains so, um… bwahhahaha, you'll never get to, God forgive me, lord Zamasu," Tarble revealed himself
"Well, this is honestly sad, aren't you Vegeta-I mean Mr. Read's younger brother?" Geo-Man questioned
"Yeah, but, that's beside the point, wait... did you say Vegeta's hero name is Mr. Read?" Tarble began to laugh
"Don't make fun of our fellow infinite Eight member!" Mr. H2O shouted as he washed away Tarble
"AAHH!" Went Tarble's shriek
*panting noise* "That takes care of him," Mr. H2O said already out of breathe from using a lot of his power
"You're pathetic," Geo- Man sighed
"Hey Geo-Man and H2O!" G- Cape called as he and Dark Taz arrived with the rest of the Infinite Eight members
"MR. H2O!" Mr. H2O corrected
"Whatever looks like you guys defeated the last servant so who was it?" G- Cape asked, "Because so far we had Yamcha, Krillin, Tien, Chiaotzu, and… who was it?"
"Mr. Read's younger brother, Tarble, he was easy, this guy defeated him with a splash of water," Geo-Man explained
"Gross," Mr. Read stated (since that's been his main word of the day in this chapter)
"Well okay, now we can all face Evil Doctor Zamasu!" G- Cape said, "Let's give it all we got!" he encouraged
"Okay 'Evil Doctor Zamasu' is calling me everyone quiet!" Dark Taz ordered
On the Phone
"Well looks like you guys defeated all my servants, was Yamcha the hardest? I had high hopes for him," Zamasu questioned
"Eh," Dark Taz replied
"Anyways, I'm in a giant castle I had Gowasa arrange to be built, you won't miss it so see ya in a bit," Zamasu hung up
"Well let's go!" Everyone shouted, and began to sing once again
'Strolling down through the town, whose gonna save the day: THE INFINITE EIGHT!'
At Zamasu's…I'm Evil Doctor Zamasu's Castle
"Hey, guys," Zamasu greeted
"What-?" The gang was speechless due to Zamasu's appearance of Merged instead of his regular appearance
"How are you merged if you and Black aren't fused?" G- Cape was shocked
"I used the Super Dragon Balls and the Namekian ones," Zamasu smiled
"That's cheating!" G- Cape yelled
"You didn't specify any rules in the first place," Evil Doctor Zamasu sassed
"Well…uh…still, it's cheating and unfair!" G-Cape yelled back
"Who cares if you guys are true heroes then stop me yourselves!" Evil Doctor Zamasu screamed as he formed his attack, "Actually, wait, wait, wait, Black is that you?" he withdrew his attack
"No, I'm Dark Taz," Dark Taz said in a low, husky voice
"You look and sound like Batman!" Zamasu pointed out
"NO I'M NOTHING LIKE THAT DC TRASH!" Black grew furious
"Now that I get a look at you guys… you're all knock offs," Zamasu stated
"No we're not!" Everyone raged
"Yes you are, Black is clearly Batman,("Grrr," Black growled as Zamasu continued) Chichi is Elsa, Goku is S-Cape from Veggie-Tales, 17 is the rock guy from Fantastic Four, or Terra from Teen Titans another DC, Piccolo is Aqua man, 18 is Lava girl, and Bulma is the teacher also from Shark Boy and Lava girl," Zamasu exposed everyone
"Ha-ha, told you," Mr. Read laughed
"Oh Vegeta right, hmm… looks like you're an original, kudos to you," Zamasu applauded
"EVERY ATTACK WITH EVERY THING YOU GOT, IF WE CAN BLOWN EVERY PART OF HIM UP HIS REGENERATION WOULD TAKE LONGER!" Dark Taz angrily ordered
"Dark Taz is right, let's get him for making fun of us, ATTACK INFINTIE EIGHT!" G-Cape yelled
"BIG ICE!" Ice Queen launched her attack
"I'LL HELP YOU WITH MY TSUNAMI WAVE!" Mr. H2O said
"EXTRA LARGE FIREBALL!" *Pit-Bull's Fireball plays*Temptation summoned a large fire ball
"RISING TORNADO- I MEAN LARGE WIND DESTROYER!" Dark Taz yelled
"EARTHQUAKE!" Geo-Man slammed his fist into the ground
"I GOT YOU!" G-Cape yelled as he lifted the debris from Geo-Man's earthquake move toward Zamasu
"ELECTRICUTION!" Mrs. Electric yelled
"Guy's I read Zamasu's mind he's also going to summon his strongest attack!" Mr. Read warned from the side lines
Evil Doctor Zamasu had a large halo appear behind him as he then summoned the giant purple bird thing, "Plant the breathe of a new era in this planet…LIGHTNING OF ABSOLUTION!"
"Ah, the same move from Prom night!" G-Cape gasped as everyone's attack was neglected and they were hit head on by Zamasu's attack
"OOF!" Went everyone as they all fell
"This is truly justice," Evil Doctor Zamasu sighed happily
"Zamasu, y-you weren't re-really supposed to hurt us…," Goku was in pain as he struggled to get back on his feet
"Dammit, now I know how everyone else felt when Zamasu crashed Prom," Black said as he also got up but held his side
"You guys have too many Nam flashbacks, if this was like Prom, I would have Namekian juice poured in all y'all's mouth," Zamasu reasoned, "Which gives me an idea, Piccolo!" he yelled with a smile on his face as he grabbed him with his teleporting power… or what he does in the manga
"N-no, 18!" Piccolo cried
"Why are you calling 18, she hates you, you know that right?" Zamasu said as he then used his ki hand sword to cut off Piccolo's arm
"AAAAHH!" Went Piccolo as he screamed in pain
"Haha, where's Chichi?" Zamasu questioned as he began to look into he noticed his vision was off, like his eyes were uneven, "uhm…"
"His body was cut in half?!" Everyone shrieked
"How the fuck did this happen to me!" Zamasu raged
"Ichigo looks like your final Getsuga Tenshō went aallll the wwaaayy here," Orihime pointed as she then saw Zamasu cut in half, "AH! Ichigo look you hurt someone," she cried
"What is it Orihime?" Ichigo questioned as he approached the scene, along with Uryu, Chad, Renji, and Rukia
"Damn, Ichigo," Renji commented, "At least I know how to control my strength and not hurt innocent uh…what are these guys doing cosplaying as superheroes ?"
"Uh? Wait a minute that's the Dragon Ball Z people," Chad pointed out
"Hey, you're right Chad, its Goku, wow what a bunch of weirdoes," Ichigo stated, "they should be fine let's go," he ended
"This was a waste of time," Rukia sassed
"Agreed," Uryu stated, "Those costumes are horribly made," he mumbled as they all left
"That Damn ICHIGO!" Goku yelled
"I just embarrassed myself in front of Uryu," 18 cried
"The fact that they saw us is embarrassing," Black said as Zamasu was finished regenerating
"Man, that hurt, anyways," Zamasu began
"Actually guys I think I'm just gonna go home now," Black interrupted
"Because Ichigo was basically the hero," Zamasu replied
"No, because it's embarrassing that the Bleach people saw us, and my ego is hurt," Black answered as everyone agreed and began to head home
"But, but," Goku wanted to rebuttal
"Told you this was cringy," Zamasu stated as he also then left
Goku's YouTube video:
Hey guys, today was…something, but for today's video I'm going to play darts against today's guest: drum roll, WHAT EW NO, who on earth invited Piccolo!
"Hey Goku I'm glad to be on here, so you said we playing darts is that a shooting game?" Piccolo appeared on the camera
"Dear God, I'm going to lose subscribers from this, yes piccolo but we throw darts have you never played darts?" Goku asked
'No, this is my first time hearing about it," Piccolo answered
"Ok *YouTube transition* so you throw these darts at the circle board that has numbers which represent the amount points earned depending on where your dart sticks, the highest being 100 in the middle," Goku explained
"Cool, I'm ready, do I go first?" Piccolo asked
"Go for it, geez I just want this video to end so he can get out of my house," Goku said aloud
"Dammit, oh dammit, ah, almost, all geez I almost had that one, uh nope, dang this game hard," Piccolo said because he didn't get any dart on the board
"You know what, e is for effort, congrats you win, now get out of my house," Goku shoved Piccolo out
"Ugh, I know since Piccolo was on my video today not much would watch or like, but Like, Follow, and Favorite The Wrong Timeline Senior Year, see you guys next time on The Wrong Timeline Senior Year Chapter 5: Batter's up!, oh actually in the comments tell what power out of the Infinite Eight would you like to have, see ya, God bless.