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Author's Note: Hellooo everyone! Sorry about the late post after school ended we made a trip to an amazing Youth camp in Oklahoma~! And kinda neglected the chapter, (kinda-Ally) Well… yeah totally neglected the story for a month and a half, BUT CAN WE ALL JUST PRAISE GOD THAT PART 5 Is FINALLY COMFIRMED! And we'll try to find more time to type more chapters but will be hard since school starts this week for us and I (Holly) will be a senior! And Ally a sophomore. Please bear with us we appreciate you guys. But here it is now, super sorry for the wait hope u enjoy.-Holly
The Wrong Timeline Senior Year: Batters Up!
"Since we were apparently too cringy for Zamasu, we decided to hang out on the weekend outside and enjoy the park with a friendly game of America's sport; Baseball!" Goku said
Friday afternoon at Slim Shady's Slim Chicken
"Oh man I LOVE Slim chicken!" Goku stated as he chowed down on some more of his food
"It's not all that now," Black responded as he also was eating
"Yeah Kakarrot you're eating it like you never had it before," Vegeta paused from his food
"You know I don't see you guys training as much, heck I don't see you apes train at all, don't you think all the calories and stuff is going to catch up to your weight," Intelligent Zamasu stated as he then sipped his lemonade
"First off, Zamasu don't call me an ape, and second I take care of my body, and I do still stay fit," Black defended himself
"Oh, I wasn't talking about you Black, of course I know you keep your body healthy, I was mainly talking to Goku and Vegeta," Zamasu corrected
"FUCKING GAY!," 17 stated
"Hey, I'm not fat!" Goku exclaimed, "Sayians just have a very high metabolism,"
"I don't understand how you sayians can eat so much food," 18 commented already full from eating 1 chicken strip and like 10 fries
"What the hell 18, you only nibbled at your food," Chichi stated
"What? I think I ate a good amount," 18 responded
"18, this is why I tell you get the kids meal, it still comes with 2 strips, and a good amount of fries," Zamasu sighed
"No, I want a bigger drink than a kid's bean," 18 retorted
"You could just up size the drink," Zamasu explained
"Oh, well next time we can do that," 18 smiled
"I swear 18," Zamasu growled
"Anyways, how 'bout we hang out this weekend and go to the gym maybe?" 17 suggested "18 you coming?"
"17!" 18 screamed
"It was just an offer" 17 stated "I am not saying you are fat"
"We can all use some exercise to burn off all the calories we get from all that fast food we eat every chapter" Chichi explained
"Not every chapter!" Goku said
"Name one chapter we didn't eat some type of fast food" Chichi said
"The study group chapter we actually ate cafeteria food" Goku explained
"We could burn off all that fat by playing a game outside instead of going to a gym" Vegeta explained
"Like a sport?" Bulma asked
"Yes! What else would we do?!" Goku Black sassed
"Fuck you! We could play tag you can lose tons of calories running around" Bulma explained, "Speaking of tag anyone want to go see it?
"What sport do we play then?" 18 asked ignoring Bulma's question
"Let's just go with a classic," Vegeta spoke
"Football?" Goku Black asked
"I don't like football," Chichi whined
"No not football; baseball," Vegeta corrected
"Hell yeah! You guys mind if I join you in this game?" Yamcha turned his head from the booth behind them scaring Bulma to choke on her drink
*wheeze* *cough, cough* "What the hell, you almost killed me!" Bulma was pissed
"Darn wished you did, but that aside I didn't hear a 'no'," Yamcha grinned
"Sure what the heck, you might be the only one who really knows how to play," Black answered for everyone
"Cool, so is tomorrow good for everyone?" Yamcha asked
"Sounds good," 17 answered
"Anyone else noticed that all they play in this place is rap music?" 18 pointed out
"Yes 18 because it's called Slim Shady's Slim Chicken, do you know who Slim Shady is?" Zamasu asked but internally regretted the question
"Am I supposed to?..." 18 asked confused
"So Baseball tomorrow say 10am," Zamasu turned to the group
"BEAN!" 18 shouted
"Damn, I'm right here," Vegeta growled
"And what park should we go to?" Zamasu questioned as 18 growled in the background
"How 'bout Bindsey?" Goku suggested
"Sure, well I'm done here see you guys tomorrow," Goku Black stated as he got out of the booth and instant transmissioned home
"Zamasu please tell me who Slim Shady is," 18 begged before he left himself
"18, do you know who Eminem is?" Chichi spoke up
"…" 18 remained silent
"The guy who raps 'Rap god' and 'the monster' with Rihanna, you know 'I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed'-"Chichi began
"I think she gets it," Goku used his hand to cover her mouth
"Yeah," 17 said sarcastically, "let's go home 18"
"What?" Vegeta spoke up from his phone realizing he was still in Slim's he got up and left
"I'm out too later," Yamcha left his booth and walked out
The Next Day
"Good Morning everyone!" Yamcha shouted as he saw the Dragon Ball gang approaching the field
"Is there like a bathroom or a place where we can change?" Bulma asked carrying a large body bag
"Uh… yeah over there," Yamcha pointed to the restroom area
"Great, here are the outfits I bought so let's go change," Bulma stated revealing what was in the bag
"Why did you buy those baseball uniforms?" Vegeta questioned
"Because we got to look the part," Bulma spat
"No we don't, we're not putting on a show," Black spoke to burst Bulma's bubble
"You guys suck," Bulma pouted
"I'll take a uniform it's better than the BCG outfit I got from a garage sale- I mean clearance section from Academy," Chichi stated
"Cheapcheap we know you're poor no need to make up lies, we know you stole it from another poor family," Vegeta began, "AHA AHAHHA HA HA AHH AHA!" he laughed at his own joke
"Hah, Hahaha, ahu, ua, au, ua, ahu!" Black laughed, "Vegeta you laugh so fucking loud, au ua ah," he laughed once more
"Hey fucking was not needed," Vegeta stopped laughing
"Both of you guys have a weird laugh," 17 stated, "Can we just start the game,"
"WE have to establish teams, so who wants to be a team captain," Goku approached the gang
"Wait did you actually put the uniform on?" Vegeta asked
"Yeah, there nice, and comfortable," Goku admitted
"They are, so all of you should put it on I bought these uniforms for us," Bulma demanded
"No one told you to buy it," Zamasu argued
"C'mon Zamasu these outfits aren't bad it'll make us look like we know what we're doing out here," 18 claimed
"It honestly doesn't matter what others think of us," Zamasu spoke truth
"Just put it on Zamasu," Goku Black said also in the uniform
"Black!" Zamasu shrieked, "You actually put those clothes on your body, gross." He look defeated
"Hurry on Zamasu I wanna get this game started," Yamcha pumped himself up
After everyone was in the uniform
"Finally, now I want to be to be a team captain, so is there anyone else who wants to be a captain," Goku offered
"I do!" Chichi jumped at the offer
"Ok fine I and Chichi will be team captains; I get to choose first since I am the leader!" Goku shouted "I CHOOSE YAMCHA!"
"Hey no I should pick first since I am a girl you know the rule ladies first!" Chichi said
"Wait there's not an even amount of people playing we need another, "Yamcha pointed out and indeed there was only 9
"Well someone just call up Tien that way we have an even amount," Goku said
*Yamcha on the phone with Tien*
'Hello'
"Hey Tien it's me Yamcha I was-huh," Yamcha starred at his phone, "I guess he hung up,"
"18 call your boyfriend Krillin!" Goku snapped his fingers
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!" 18 raged
"Aw, when did you guys break up 18," Zamasu teased
"BEAN! SHUT UP!" 18 glared
"Yeah, I'm Eightain's boyfriend," Piccolo emerged from the shadows
"NOOO! GOD WHY ME?!" 18 shouted to the heavens, "Uh might as well open up clouds and say 'I hate you 18!'" she dropped to ground
"I'll be on Eightain's team," Piccolo offered
"How about the team captains draw our names to see who will be on each team" Vegeta suggested looking up from his phone
"Good idea Vegeta!" Chichi said
"Yes!" 18 cheered as she got up and immediately activated an android barrier to give herself protection from Piccolo's touch
"All right who has paper?" chichi asked
10:35am (30 minutes later)
Goku's Team: Yamcha, Bulma, Piccolo, and 18
Chichi's Team: 17, Black, Zamasu, Vegeta
"Ok the teams have been decided even though I believe this was ridged because I have most of the sucky people…" Goku was a bit triggered as he looked at all his teammates besides Yamcha
"Hey!" 18 and Bulma shouted offended as Piccolo just stared awkwardly/creepily at 18 while breathing through his mouth
"It's alright we can make do with what we got, besides I'm probably the only real experienced player out of everyone," Yamcha boosted his self-esteem
"Now that we decided teams let's think of some team names and chants," Chichi stated
"Ugh, we can just base it of the color of our uniforms," Zamasu suggested regretting waking up this morning
"No, that's boring," Chichi whined, "WE are going to come up with names and chants whether you like it or not," she huffed
"Don't you dare talk to me that way you whore," Zamasu spat
"Hey now no need for name calling," Chichi backed off, "Team let's huddle up,"
"Calm down Zamasu, let's just think of a team name," Black stated as 17 mouthed 'Fucking Gay' to the imaginary camera, "How 'bout the Red Dragons," he suggested
"Ha, JoJo's reference," Vegeta spoke as he looked up from his phone to then resume looking at whatever was on it
"Nah,… how about the ANIMALS!" Chichi shouted
"Hell no," Zamasu and 17 actually agreed on something
"Well I'm captain and I say the ANIMALS, and we could also like be referred to as an animal instead of names," Chichi explained as the rest of the guys cringed
"I'm leaving now, I didn't come here to be a furry," Zamasu began to walk off followed by 17 and Black
"Hey get back here!" Chichi called, "I'm glad you stayed Vegeta," she smiled
"What?" Vegeta looked up from his phone,
"Never mind, "Chichi's smiled faded
"Final let's just get this stupid game over with," Black sighed, "I'll be a Tasmanian devil similar to my hero from the last chapter,"
"Really Black," Zamasu turned to realize his twin wasn't following him, "it didn't take much for you to go back to the cringy freak,"
"Fine I guess I'll be a grizzly bear, mainly because Baylor is a lit party school," 17 stated
"I wonder why I'm even still here," Zamasu stated as he went back to his team
"Zamasu you can be a…, umm…," Chichi began to think
"A dog," Black stated
"Gross," Zamasu replied
"Yeah, because I'm a cat and dogs hate cats," Chichi explained
"Someone please whack a bat over my head and give me a concussion," Zamasu stated put everyone ignored
"Now all that leaves is Vegeta," Chichi said
"We'll just ask," Black said, "Hey Vegeta what animal would you want to be?"
"What?" Vegeta asked as he once again looked up from his phone
*Sigh* "What animal would you want to be?" Chichi growled in frustration
"Well I once took a Buzzfeed quiz about that and I got a Kangaroo," Vegeta mumbled to himself
"What?" Black and Chichi asked confused
"A kangaroo," Vegeta answered
"Why?" 17 asked
"Because…shut up," Vegeta replied
With Goku's Group
"Ok a team name, it's gotta be a good one," Goku thought aloud
"How about The Wolves," Yamcha said as he did his wolf fang fist pose
"No, Chichi is doing some animal theme, we need to be different," Goku shot down Yamcha
"Hey Yamcha where's the gay flying cat that's always with you," Bulma asked
"Puar, well it's grilling some dogs for us over there," Yamcha pointed to Puar, who glared at Bulma
"Is it a boy or girl?" Bulma ignored the glare
"Uh-" Yamcha began
"I thought it was a girl," 18 joined in the conversation
"No one asked you 18," Bulma bitched
"I actually don't know…" Yamcha was shook
"Hey! You guys aren't even listening to me," Goku snapped at them
"Sorry did you say something Goku?" Yamcha asked as he snapped back
"Help me think of a team name, we have G,1,P,B, and Y…." Goku began to think
"I don't think we can do anything with those letters, and the number 1," Yamcha said
"Yeah, it's stupid, how about we be called… ah! We're Blue so how about the Blue Bandits," Bulma cheered being proud she thought of a good team name
"I kinda feel offended since I used to be one so I'm going to say pass," Yamcha replied
"Fuck you that was a good name," Bulma raged
"G,1,P,B,Y…" Goku kept thinking as he paced back and forth
"Maybe the Amazing Piccolo and 18 couple with others," Piccolo took a break from breathing down 18's barrier
"There are so many reasons why that name is literal shit," Yamcha said
"You just mad because I have 18," Piccolo stated
"WE ARE NOT TOGETHER!" 18 raged
"I don't care about 18," Yamcha said, "Geez, I'm regretting asking to join the people in baseball, me and my big mouth," he spoke internally
"JUMP JACK FLASH! I got it!" Goku shouted
"Jump jack flash?" 18 was dumbfounded
"We can be called the G1bby (*Gubbies as he pronounced it)," Goku stated
"?..." The others were confused
"The G from Goku, the 1 from 18 can be written as a I, and b from Bulma, and the p from Piccolo is just a vertical reflection of a lower case 'b', and then the Y from Yamcha
"Why are you pronouncing it as Gubbies," Everyone but Piccolo questioned
"Because that's how you pronounce it," Goku stated thinking he was smart
"Hey are you guys done yet?" Chichi asked as she and her team walked over
"Yep, we are the G1bby's," Goku responded
"Gubbies?" Black restated in confusion
"Yep it combines all-," Goku began
"We don't care can we just start, already its 11am," 17 cut him off
"Rude, but fine," Goku responded
"Alright I'll do the coin toss you guys call it," Yamcha pulled out a coin
"HEADS!" Goku shouted
"He- ugh tails," Chichi sighed
"It's tails!" Yamcha stated
"Yamcha!" Goku yelled
"Yay! We're batting first," Chichi announced to her team
"Wait isn't there supposed to be an umpire?" Zamasu brought up
"Yeah, Puar is going to be the umpire," Yamcha answered
"Alright let's go to… the shelter thing over there and decide the order of batters," Chichi said
"It's called the club house you uncultured swine," Yamcha was kinda triggered
"Whatever, come on guys," Chichi waved off
"G1bby's let's go to bases," Goku ordered
"I'm pitching," Yamcha stated as he then jogged over to the pitchers mount
"Ok I'll be at 1st base," Goku said, "Piccolo you go to the right outer field because you can stretch your arms to reach any ball, and Bulma and 18 you guys go to a base plate, alright now BREAK!" he yelled
In the Club House
"So 17 is first, then Black then me, Zamasu and Vegeta last, we got it?" Chichi explained as the rest nodded in agreement, "Alright now huddle up and let's do are chant,"
"What chant?" Black asked
"Right well huddle up then we just make are animal noise, so I'll meow, Zamasu bark, etc." Chichi replied
"No I'm not going to do that, Goku's team is ready so let's stop being cringy," Zamasu demanded but was ignored by the others loud weird 'Meow!', 'ROAR!' , and what growling loud noises came from Black
"ANIMALS!" Chichi screamed as the guys went wild while Zamasu once again looked at the imaginary camera with an annoyed face like the office
PLAY BALL!
"Finally," Yamcha smiled to himself, "Sorry no.17 but no one can hit my throws," he stated proudly as he pitched the ball and used his wolf fang fist technique to curve the ball before 17 could hit it
"Agh! SHIT!" 17 cursed as he swung and missed
"Strike one!" Puar called, "You're Amazing Yamcha!" he added
"Geez looks like there gay shit all around me," 17 mumbled to himself
*swing*
"STRIKE TWO!"
*swing*
"THREE! You're outta here!" Puar shouted
"FUCK!" 17 cursed
"That's one out," Puar said
"Dammit, Yamcha is cheating," Chichi whined
"YEAH YAMCHA!" Goku cheered, "Thank God he's on my team," he added
"Guess I'm up," Black sighed
"Go get'em daddy!" Chichi cheered as she slapped Black's bottom
"What the?" He turned
"Hurry!" Chichi yelled as Black just walked to the batting plate
"Shut up for God's sake and don't hit my twin/son like that again," Zamasu said
"Can we please tone down the gay shit," 17 stated in irritation
"What?..." Vegeta looked up from his phone
"We need to think of a way to hit Yamcha's gay throws, and or do some kind of cheap pitch as well…" Chichi began to think
*Swing*
"STRIKE ONE!"
"FUCK !"
"STRIKE TWO"
"Grrr," Black gritted his teeth
*Swing*
"STRIKE THREE! CHANGE SIDES!"
"AH! STUPID FUCKING BAT I HATE THIS STUPID GAME!" Black raged as he beat the bat to pieces
"Yes that's one point for us right?" Goku asked
"I'm sorry what the hell did you just ask?" Yamcha was once again triggered
"I asked if we got a point?" Goku was confused
"We got a point?" 18 also asked happily
*Face palm* *heavy angry sigh* "No," Yamcha answered, "You only get 'a point' when you get a home run,"
"Oh," 18 and Goku replied
"Grrr, just breathe Yamcha," Yamcha mumbled to himself
Out in the bases
"I'll be pitcher," Black stated
"Ok and I'll be at-"Chichi was about to speak
"-I'll be at 2nd base," Zamasu stated as he walked to the base
"Rude," Chichi stuck out her tongue, "I'll be at 1st base," she finished her sentence
"So do you want to be in the outer field or what?" 17 asked Vegeta
"What?" Vegeta replied, "Oh, I'll be in the outer field,"
"Alright," 17 sighed, "Damn it's getting pretty hot now," he wiped sweat from his forehead
Play Ball! (Again)
"I get to bat first!" Goku stated as he off like a child
"Ah! Goku I'm supposed to go first you idiot," Yamcha face palmed
"Alright Black give me your best shot!" Goku yelled as he got ready to swing
"I hate losing so; I'll just throw right at his face so he won't be able to swing, au, ua, ahu," Black thought to himself, "I'm also not over how he somehow got the lead role in the play even if it was fake," he grew angry and threw the ball right for Goku's face
"AH!" Goku didn't react tin time BAM! "OW!" he winced
"Yes strike!" Black praised himself
"Ball, he gets a walk to first base," The umpire Puar informed
"WHAT?!" Black raged
"Yes your throw wasn't anywhere near his strike zone," Puar explained
"Oh fuck me!" Black stated
"Yes!" Chichi responded
"Shut up whore!" Zamasu yelled
"Didn't know Zamasu was the jealous type," 17 said to himself
"I'm up," Yamcha grabbed his bat and went to the plate
"Fine I'll throw in his stupid strike area," Black growled as he threw a pretty easy ball
*OH that's a Baseball!*
"GET THE BALL!" Black yelled
"Vegeta!" Zamasu called as the ball was coming going straight for Vegeta
"What?" Vegeta looked up from his phone
"THE BALL!" Chichi screamed
"STOP SCREAMING AT ME!" Vegeta yelled
"He's heading for third base throw the ball at 17!" Black yelled
"Ok!" Vegeta replied, "Here's your stupid ball!" he chunked the ball right at 17
"Agh fuck!" 17 cursed as Yamcha was already safe at third and Goku was safe at home base
"HOME RUN!" Puar cheered
*pant* "That…was close," Yamcha caught his breathe
"This umpire is fucking bias," 17 stated
"Great job Goku now we got a point!" Yamcha called to Goku
"Yeah!" Goku shot him a thumbs up, "and now we're going to switch sides because Bulma and 18 are our next batters," he added to himself
"This bat is heavy," Bulma complained, "Can I get a smaller one,"
"That's the smallest one we have," 18 answered
"Ugh," Bulma sighed
"Doesn't matter all she needs to do is tap the ball like I said earlier and I can sprint to home base," Yamcha thought to himself
*poor swing*
"Strike one!"
"Strike two!"
"Hey I didn't even swing that time," Bulma bitched
"Well you could've hit that ball so it's a strike," Puar growled
"Dumbass, you're supposed to help our team," Bulma said
"Grrr," Puar growled," I'm only here for Yamcha," It explained
*Swing*
"STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT CUNT!" Puar shouted
*Face Palm* "UGH, c'mon Bulma I didn't think you were this worthless," Yamcha mumbled
"My turn," 18 jumped up, "AH! Bee," she shrieked as she ran out of the club house
"Hurry up 18!" black called
"I'm here there was just a bee flying by-," 18 was explaining
"-STRIKE!"
"What I wasn't even ready," 18 complained
"Not my problem," Puar replied
"Hmph," 18 glared at Black
*Swing *
"FOUL!"
"Strike two!"
"Strike three! Change sides!" Puar announced
"Hell yeah!" Black pumped up his first
"WE did it!" Chichi jumped up
"We're just changing sides dumbass," Zamasu stated as he walked past Chichi
"Right, and the score is 0-1," 17 added in
"Whatever, let's just go back to the club house," Black walked off
With the G1bby's
"Alright guys were doing descent, so let's continue and we can win!" Yamcha pumped up the team
"Yeah!" Everyone cheered
"Alright guys let's just stand and do nothing because we all know that Yamcha is going to get them all out," Goku said they walked away from Yamcha
With the cringy Animal team
"Okay I think I thought of a way to hit Yamcha's pitch, Zamasu you teleport the ball right where we can hit it so we can get a home run, "Chichi explained
"Did you say something Black?" Zamasu pretend to ignore Chichi
"Zamasu please," Chichi begged
"Hey hurry and come on out!" Yamcha called
"Grrr, fine be a jerk," Chichi gave up to go bat
*Buzz* *Buzz* *Annoying bee noises*
"AH! Shit there's a bee hive in the corner of there," Black pointed out as he sat further away, "Wait I got an idea, Zamasu teleport that beehive on Yamcha so they'll have to change pitcher's,"
"Ha-ah, ok but after Chichi gets out," Zamasu answered
*cough* "Fucking gay," 17 'coughed' *Cough*
"What?" Black was confused
"Hey wait a minute where's Vegeta?" Zamasu questioned
"STRIKE ONE!"
"Dammit" Chichi cursed in the background
"Oh you're right, he's not in his little corner on his phone looking at God knows what," Black said
"I'll go get him," Zamasu got up
"Geez, Vegeta too, damn," 17 spoke as Zamasu ignored him
"STRIKE TWO!"
Where Vegeta is
*scroll through phone app*
*Vegeta looks around to make sure no one sees him take selfies*
"Hey Vegeta," Zamasu waved as he approached the spooked Vegeta
"Agh!" Vegeta jumped, "what do you want?"
"You know we already changed sides," Zamasu said as he pointed to Chichi swinging at getting out
"STRIKE THREE YOU'RE OUT!"
"UGH! I HATE THIS GAME!" Chichi cried
"Oh, ok," Vegeta said as he and Zamasu began to walk back to the club house
Back at the Club House
"It's alright Chichi, I thought of a way to beat Yamcha," Black stated as he explained his plan
"Ok but where's Zamasu?" Chichi asked
"He went to get Vegeta from the left outer field, I guess Vegeta didn't know we changed sides," Black explained, "There he is," he pointed as the duo
"Alright it's your turn to bat Zamasu so teleport the beehive on Yamcha," Black demanded
"Ok, calm down Black," Zamasu said as he walked to the batter base
"Alright looks like I gotta get you out too," Yamcha stated proudly and as he got ready to pitch Zamasu teleported the beehive
"AHHH!" Yamcha shrieked
"Yamcha!" Puar called as… it went to check on Yamcha
"Oh my gosh you guys cheated!" Goku and Bulma yelled
"Well you guys cheated first with that cheap pitch!" Chichi argued
"Ha! You just admitted to cheating!" 18 yelled back
"We didn't cheat! It was probably just a sign from God," Black retorted as he glared at Chichi
"Yes, yes it was," Zamasu stated
"Blasphemy!" Bulma shouted
"What if Yamcha was allergic to bees?" Goku questioned
"Oh please, you're not gonna guilt trip us," Black brushed it off
"Someone…help me…" Yamcha begged
"He needs a hospital," Puar stated
"He got bit by the same butterflies as me," Piccolo spoke
"Those are bee stings retard!" 18 shouted
"Can someone just… get me to a hospital?" Yamcha was still dying
"18 stop verbally abusing your boyfriend that's not a healthy relationship," Zamasu smiled
"STOP SAYING HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!" 18 shouted angrily
"Hey wait where's Yamcha?" Bulma brought up
…?
"Puar must have taken him to the hospital," Chichi answered
"Well since our floater is gone too let's take a break," Goku stated, "I'm hungry,"
"Yeah me too," Chichi said, "plus it's 12:15 we should take a lunch break,"
LUNCH!
"Looks like the hot dogs Puar grilled are still hot so let's eat!" Chichi shouted
"Can everyone please stop yelling," Vegeta stated
"Eww, but there's flies flying all around them," Black was disgusted
"So you just swat them away see," Goku shrugged as he swatted the flies off the hot dogs
"Yeah no biggie," Chichi smiled
"Gross, I can't eat this food," Black covered his mouth
"Calm down Black I asked Gowasa to bring us food," Zamasu spoke
"Cool," Black responded relieved
As if on cue
"Master Zamasu, we've brought you and Master Black's lunch," One of their maids came with some fine dining
"Thanks," Zamasu collected the food and shoed them away
"Hey Bean," 18 smiled widely
"?" Zamasu looked up
"We're best friends right?" 18 asked too sweetly
"18 I'm not like your boyfriend, I know what you're trying to do," Zamasu stated
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!" 18 screamed in his ear
"Well, there goes my hearing, and your chance at a piece of good food, so fuck you 18," Zamasu cursed
"Bean!" 18 shouted once more
"What I say about the yelling, can everyone take it down like to a -5," Vegeta took a break from his phone to scold the loud bunch
"Calm down Vegeta," Goku said as he then resumed eating his hot dogs
"Oww, theses ladybugs are biting me," Piccolo randomly opened his mouth
"You're standing in a fire ant pile dumbass!" 17 shouted
"Huh?" Piccolo looked at 17, "Hey best friend/brother,"
"The fuck you just say?!" 17 responded but Piccolo ignored to move closer to 18
"18, I'm hungry I want some tiddies milk?" Piccolo the retard stated
"OH FUCK NO!" 17 screamed while the others choked, and or spit out their drink/food
"STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU RETARDED PREVERT!" 18 shrieked as she hid behind Zamasu
"I thought you only liked water Piccolo?" Goku questioned
"Yeah water and 18's booby milk," Piccolo replied
"Oh," Goku simply responded as he resumed being a Fatass eating all the hot dog weenies
"The more I listen to this group's conversations and observe them, the more I lose my appetite," Black stated as he applied some germ X to his hands, and took his leave
"Black I thought you didn't like wasting food?" Zamasu questioned
"Right," Black turned back, "Put this in a to-go box," he ordered
"That's not my job," Zamasu sassed in a monotone voice
"Alright guys I just got released from the ER doc said I should be fine so let's hurry and finish this shitty game." Yamcha approached the group
"Yamcha!" Everyone was surprised
"I thought you died," Goku stated
"Even if I did, were you guys going to wish me back?" Yamcha asked
…
"That's what I thought," Yamcha sighed as he regrets even coming back to the weird group
"You know we could've just said that we won, because the score is 1-0 us," Bulma spoke
"No, I want to win, so we'll continue," Black stated
"Ugh but it's so fucking hot, I'm starting to sweat like a pig." 17 stated as he pulled his hair back
"Gross," Everyone (well except Piccolo) looked at him with disgust
"Then let's just start the game again," Black stated, "For like the 3rd time,"
Play Ball (3rd time?)
"Were still batting," Chichi exclaimed
"We know," Goku mocked
"And I'm still able to pitch," Yamcha informed his teammates
"Fuck!" Black raged, "Whatever it's Vegeta's turn to bat now so, Vegeta!"
"What?" Vegeta responded as he looked up from his phone
"You're up to bat," Chichi stated
"Oh," Vegeta simply replied
"That means get off your phone, and put it away," Zamasu said however Vegeta ignored him and put his phone in his pocket before getting up to grab a bat and walked to base plate, "I'm going to laugh when his phone dies," Zamasu added
"Hey Zamasu help out Vegeta so he can get a home run," Chichi snapped at Zamasu, who just ignored her
"Zamasu use your teleporting power thing to help Vegeta hit the ball and we can win," Black told Zamasu
"Calm down Black, and a 'please' would be nice," Zamasu sassed as he used his power
*Swing*
"Strike- AH no he got a hit!" Puar panicked
"Hey get the ball!" Yamcha shouted as Vegeta began to jog to 1st base
"Piccolo!" Goku shouted, "Pass the ball to me, oh wait never mind to 2nd base,"
"Huh?" Piccolo was confused
"Throw the ball to me you dumbass!" 18 shouted but then Vegeta jog passed her, "-Wait! To Bulma!" she waved her arms to point at Bulma not realizing he already threw the ball until the ball bonked her on the head, "OW! YOU RETARD!"
"I'll kiss it Eightain!" Piccolo yelled
"No Stay away from me!" 18 brought back her android barrier
"C'mon Vegeta!" Black cheered
"Damn, I'm not gonna let you guys screw this up," Yamcha thought aloud as he ran Speed O Sound Sonic fast towards the ball
"AH! He about to pass- ah he passed third base," Bulma stated
"Yeah bring it home Vegeta, I mean Kangaroo!" Chichi also cheered as she received weird looks from everyone
"Even if he does get a home run the score would just be 1-1," Zamasu stated
"HEY WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!" 17 shouted by Zamasu's ear which made him wince
"I'm going to need you to take that down to a -100!" Zamasu raged
"He's right Yamcha is right on your tail Kangaroo!" Chichi cried
"Huh?" Vegeta turned a glance to see a charging very determined Yamcha with the ball right behind him, "Gammit," he stated
"HHAAAAAHHHHAAAAHH!" Yamcha screamed as he slammed the ball at Vegeta's back
"YOU ARE OUT!" Puar yelled
"Ouch that hurt! You prick," Vegeta rubbed his back where Yamcha hit him
*pant* *out of breathe noises* "Sorry," Yamcha apologized
"Oh yeah, your phone fell out of your pocket," Bulma walked over to Vegeta
"?"
"What?!" Vegeta was worried
"It only got a small crack on the corner but it still seems to be in good condition," Bulma explained
"Probably because of you!" Vegeta glared at Yamcha as he snatched his phone from Bulma
"rude," Bulma stated as Yamcha swallowed hard
"You know what," Vegeta began to go Blue, "I never even really wanted to come out here today but I did,"
"Same," Zamasu stated
"And now you cracked my phone!" Vegeta raged as he punched Yamcha slamming him down at the home plate *POW* *BOOM*
"Oo," Everyone winced as they felt the punch
"YAMCHA!" Puar shrieked
"I'm leaving Kakarrot's team won sorry Black it's just a stupid game anyways," Vegeta stated as turned back to normal and took off
As the debris cleared everyone saw Yamcha in his iconic death pose, because who wouldn't expect that happening
"Well Yamcha is at home so we win!" Goku cheered
"I hate this game," Black threw his arms in a dramatic away and took his leave
"Black how many times do I have to tell you to calm down, geez your dramatic," Zamasu scolded his twin as he followed him
"Man I really wanted to win too," Chichi whined
"Well too bad, you were bound to lose since I had Yamcha, ha!" Goku bragged
"Yay! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, NO TIME FOR LOSERS 'CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS~!" Goku, Bulma, and 18 sang
"Fuck you guys," 17 stated annoyed
Final Score G1bby's (Guppies) 1- Animals 0
Goku's YouTube Video
Hey howdy hey guys! Well we won the game so… there wasn't a price for winning so, but whatever everyone loves to brag. Joining me today is one of my team members, you know her you think she's a freak like everyone else, please say hi to 18 piccolo's girlfriend
I don't want that introduction! 18 shouted from behind the camera
It's my video I can do whatever I want, you don't have to guest star," Goku stated
"Fine," 18 came, "First off I want to say that I'm NOT PICCOLO'S GIRLFRIEND!" she raged as Goku made the 'she's talking too much gesture'
"So anyways 18, we already know that Yamcha was our MVP, umm… oh what was your favorite part of the day?
"I would say-"
"-Spending time with Piccolo at lunch aww so sweet," Goku cut her off, "Well that's all for today's video, don't forget to subscribe, I mean-
"-Follow, Favorite, and like The Wrong Timeline Senior Year!" 18 cut him off
"Bitch, alright bye 18 get out of my house," Goku was pissed, "Anyways join me next time on the Wrong Timeline Senior Year Chapter 6: 10 Again?! You know when the author's decide to upload and type the chapter,"
Fun Fact: Puar is actually a boy, learn something new everyday