Author's Note: Howdy from Texas! The Wrong Timeline more like The Hiatus Timeline. Ha-ha… in all honesty, sorry for abandoning the story for like a gazillion years, but here a chapter unrelated to the Dragon Ball character what-so-ever, just because we think were funny. Enjoy
Disclaimer: We do not own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball gt, and Dragon Ball Super. We also do not own Bleach, Yu Gi Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Persona, and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or any of the characters.
The Wrong Timeline Senior Year: The Others
"You know sometimes you just gotta realize the world doesn't revolve around you, at least that's what people say," Goku said
Monday Morning in the school court yard- Bleach Gang
"Thank God I'm done with going to tutorials," Ichigo sighed as he sat on one of the benches
"You finally caught up Ichigo?" Chad asked
"Yeah, after helping out the soul society a ton, really shows in my schoolwork and attendance," Ichigo stated
"It'd be a miracle if you even graduate," Uryu remarked
"Shut up Uryu!" Ichigo replied
"He's just stating facts Ichigo, a dumbass like you, would need a miracle to graduate," Renji spoke up, "Hell, it's a miracle you made it this far," he laughed
*Vein popping angry mark*
"I wouldn't be talking, it takes one to know, dumbass!" Ichigo growled
"Haha- hey what did you say!" Renji stopped laughing
"Would you guys stop fighting it's too damn early for that," Rukia spoke up stopping the guys bickering
"HE STARTED IT!" They said in unison followed by death glares they shot at each other
"Morning guys!~" Orihime sang as she approached the group
"Hey Orihime," Ichigo greeted his whole demeanor changing, "what's in the basket?" He questioned
"Oh this is some bread from the bakery I picked up for all of us to eat," Orihime answered, "Do you want some?" she smiled at him
"Yeah I'd take a piece," Ichigo smiled back. Whilst everyone else turned to the imaginary camera with an annoyed expression, like they were in the Office.
The Bleach gang continued to talk and eat the bread that Orihime brought until the bell rang for 1st period
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"There's the bell," Uryu was the first to get up
"Ugh, I don't want to go Forensics," Renji sighed in frustration
"Why?" Rukia asked, "It's on-level, it's practically a blow off class," she continued
"Meh, the teacher in there is kinda a bitch," Renji admitted
"Kinda," Ichigo stated, "She is a bitch, plus we always have the weirdest assignments that aren't even Forensic science related,"
"She sounds like our 1st period teacher, umm what's his name?..." Rukia thought
"Oh you mean Mr. Bardock," Orihime answered
"Yeah, that guy, he supposed to teach us Environmental Science but all we've done is coloring pages," Rukia explained
"Yeah, it's an easy class but I was hoping to learn a little bit about the clouds and doing fun ecosystem projects, but that hasn't happened," Orihime added
"It's probably because you guys are in on-level," Uryu stated
"Well we're not all Jimmy Neutron's, Uryu," Ichigo sassed
"Yeah, nor are we…umm who was another smarty pants cartoon character?" Renji asked
"If you don't have a good comeback then keep your mouth shut pineapple head!" Ichigo said as he bonked Renji's head
"Pineapple?!" Renji raged
"I said don't fight!" Rukia raged as she hit both boys before she and Orihime walked to class
"Ouch, that damn Rukia!" Ichigo growled as he rubbed his head
"You guys know we have 1 minute before we're all late to class," Chad stated
"AH shit!" Both Renji and Ichigo cursed as they ran to Forensics as Chad followed
1st Period (Algebra II) with the Yu gi oh GX gang
"Make sure you guys grabbed the worksheet when you come in," Mr. Mark instructed
"Ah, hey Manjōme can you grab me a worksheet?" Sho asked
"No," Manjōme immediately stated
"Should have known," Sho sighed, "Hey Judai could you get me a sheet?"
"Haha, then I said 'you call that a trap card'," Judai was chatting with Johan
"Haha," They both laughed
"Guys don't forget the worksheet up front," Mr. Mark said as he was the only one to get Sho a sheet
"Here you go Judai," Johan said as he handed Judai the worksheet
"Thanks Johan," Judai smiled
"Gross," Manjōme stated
"Hey Jay, we were all wondering if you and Johan were just really good friends or dating?" Sho nervously asked
"Yes," Judai simply stated
?...
"I cannot stand gays," Edo stated with disgust
*cell phone vibration*
"Hm," Edo checked his phone, "Ah, Saio texted me!" Edo blushed as he quickly responded
"You just contradicted yourself," Sho spoke but was just ignored
"Judai you want to work together on this assignment together?" Johan asked sweetly
"Yeah," Judai replied
"I think this worksheet is also notes so we'll being going over it in class," Asuka spoke up clearly jealous
"That's right, now if everyone is done talking we're going to begin class," Mr. Mark stated
20 minutes later
"Know the problems on the back are for homework, please do 1-8 and 10-12 by tomorrow, but since we have a little bit of time left you may work together," Mr. Mark instructed
"Judai!" Johan called out
"Johan!" Judai replied with even though they were sitting right next to each other
"Umm Judai, do you want to work with me, I'll help with the problems," Asuka offered
"I think it's clear Judai is gay for Johan and vice versa," Manjōme pointed out as the boys weren't even doing the assignment but just laughing and talking, "But don't mind me I'll just be listening to music on my Iphone X R black edition with my custom made Black Airpods," he flexed
"Grrr, hmph," Asuka was irritated
"Ah, Jay," Sho sighed
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"Judai follow me," Johan whispered to Judai as they held hands and left to find some privacy
"Hm," Judai nodded as he held a big grin on his face
"ECK!" Manjōme shrieked with disgust as he witnessed Johan and Judai enter the janitor's closet. While Asuka went to go snitch
2nd Period (Home Ec) with the Yu Yu Hakusho Gang
"Ah, the best thing about home ec is the sweet aroma of the fresh baked goods," Kuwabara sniffed in the scent of the classroom
"Of course an idiot like you would only care for desserts," Hiei stated as he entered the class
"What was that shrimp?!" Kuwabara raged as he went for a swing at Hiei but instead fell since Hiei moved away quick enough
"Kazuma why are you on the ground?" Yukina questioned as she entered
"Ah! Yukina," Kuwabara shrieked as he immediately got up, "Hey how has your day been going?" he tried to flirt
"Tch," Hiei turned from disgust, "Yukina it's best to just ignore the big oaf and do your own thing,"
"Hey!" Kuwabara was offended
"You know you guys are blocking the entrance," Yusuke explained
"Oh sorry," Yukina apologized
"It's alright Yukina," Botan smiled
"Everyone take a seat!" Ms. Cup barked
"Yeah, yeah calm down ya old bitch," Yusuke commented as he and his gang walked to their seats
"Yusuke manners," Keiko said as she flicked his head
"Yeah listen to your girlfriend boy or it's a D-Hall for you," Ms. Cup threatened
"Oh no not a D-hall," Yusuke stated sarcastically
"Ms. Cup I believe you asked me to remind you that we'll get started on baking cookies today," Kurama spoke up
"Oh that's right, thank you Kurama," Ms. Cup smiled clearly revealing who was her favorite student
"Everyone get into groups of 3 or so and well begin baking," Ms. Cup instructed
Groups: Keiko, Yusuke, and Kuwabara & Hiei, Kurama, Yukina, and Botan
"Alright Keiko we'll leave it to you," Yusuke laid back but received a slap from the girl, "OW, the hell?!"
"Urameshi! That is no way to treat a lady," Kuwabara stated
"Exactly, you're gonna help no ifs, ands, or buts," Keiko stood her ground as she handed him an apron
With Kurama's group
"I just know your group is gonna have the best cookies," Ms. Cup said as she watched Kurama's group
"Oh I don't know, maybe, haha," Kurama laughed nervously as Ms. Cup then walked away
"Disgusting, she's clearly one of those human woman cougars," Hiei spat
"Honestly, poor Kurama," Botan said
"This school is full of weird cult obsessed fangirls, the top ones being Myself, Johan, and someone named Zamasu," Kurama explained as he placed the dough on the cookie sheet
"Hiei, what does it mean when a woman is a cougar?" Yukina questioned
"…something you're not, so don't worry about it," Hiei answered his innocent twin
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3rd Period (US History AP) With the Persona 3-5 gangs
"Hey KV could we just watch like a History Channel video today," Yosuke walked in
"Hell yeah I'm down for a video day," Ryuji exclaimed
"We're watching a video today!" Junpei cheered
"I didn't agree to that," KV stated
"A video day sounds great," Yu admitted
"Hm," Ren agreed
"Let's take a vote, majority rules!" Ann exclaimed
"I think a video would be nice, preferably the renaissance period," Yusuke chimed in
"Isn't this US History though," Makoto spoke up
"That's right watching a European history video wouldn't benefit us," Mitsuru added
"Imagine if we did just watch a renaissance video, and on the AP test they had a question about Europe," Yukiko laughed at her own statement
"Yukiko what's funny so about that?" Chie asked not seeing what was so funny, like everyone else
"She lives in her own world," Yu sighed as they all agreed
"Since you guys won't shut up about the stupid video I guess, we'll watch one," KV gave in
"YAY!" Everyone cheered
"Someone hit the lights," KV said
"I'm on it teach," Kanji said as he punched the light switch which caused shrieks and laughter
"Dude what the hell!" Yosuke asked
"Minato, the teacher did say to hit the lights, and that's what the boy did, what is the problem?" Aigis questioned
"It wasn't meant to be taken literally Aigis, he meant to just flip the switch off" Minato explained
"Oh," Aigis understood
"Good thing Aigis didn't blast the switch," Yukari sighed with relief
"I must say Kanji that was a good punch, ever think about joining the boxing club," Akihiko asked
"Huh? Oh I never really thought about that I'm kinda already in the knit- I mean another club," Kanji answered not wanting to admit he was in the knitting club
"Hey, I agreed to the video, not to a free chatting period," KV stated, "So be quiet and watch the video, about WW2, the bombing of Japan's…." KV realized the tension in the air
"For some reason I feel kinda offended," Rise spoke as everyone agreed
"Why would he choose this video of all things?" Naoto questioned
*Sicko mode playing faintly in background*
"Whose music do I hear?" KV grew frustrated as everyone turned to Minato who was casually watching the video whilst listing to Sicko mode
"Minato," Aigis poked the boy
"Hm?" he answered as he took one ear bud out, which caused everyone to hear the song
Gone on you with the pick and roll
Young LaFlame, he in sicko mode
Woo, made this here with all the ice on in the booth
At the gate outside, when they pull up, they get me loose
Yeah, Jump Out boys, that's Nike boys, hoppin' out coupes
"STOP LISTENING TO MUSIC!" KV raged as he paused the video
"What I'm wondering is how he can still hear properly?" Haru asked
"What I'm wondering is why he isn't playing it out loud for all of us to go sicko mode?" Akechi was asking the real questions
"?..." Was everyone's reaction
"What?" Akechi was confused on the weird looks he was getting from everyone
"I'm more of a Mo Bama guy," Akira stated which cause more confusion
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4th Period (English 3 AP) With the JOJO Gangs 3-5
"Everyone take your seat and take out your notebook because today is note taking day," Mr. Riku, finally here, instructed
"Damn note days are always hard for me," Okuyasu pouted
"Hey it's alright, you can copy my notes if you need to," Josuke offered
"Really?! Thanks Josuke," Okuyasu jumped for joy
"Yare yare daze," Jotaro sighed as he also hates the note taking days mainly because Mr. Riku goes really fast through the power points, not giving enough time to write
"You can always copy some of my notes Jotaro, even though you may not be able to really read them," Koichi offered
"Ha-ah," Kakyoin laughed, "I think I enjoy taking notes, even if it is with Mr. Riku," he admitted
"Agh! I can't stand being in this class period! Of course we have to take notes, because it's 4th fucking period! Bad things always happen when 4 is involved," Mista was panicking
"You have to have a 4th period Mista," Fugo stated, "Plus Mr. Riku is a good teacher, you know when he's here,"
"Ugh, I'm just ready for lunch," Narancia whined as his stomach growled, "And I don't have a pen or pencil," he added
"Here Narancia you can borrow one of mine, but you better give it back," Fugo threatened
"Ok, ok I know," Narancia sighed as his stomach continued to growl
"Here Narancia you can have some of my halo slices," Giorno offered
"And I have some grapes," Trish also offered
"Thanks," Narancia gladly accepted, "But it won't really hold me until the period," he sighed as he finished the slices and took some of the grapes
"Wait- aren't you and Trish sophomores how the hell did you be able to take junior classes?!" Narancia realized
"Oh me and Trish have most of our credits so we decided to take are English credit for next year, just to get it out of the way," Giorno explained
"Alright class, let's begin taking out introductory notes for The Great Gatsby," Mr. Riku began class
"Star Platinum- the world," Jotaro activated his stand for he could copy the entire first slide. Then after 10 secs time resumed, as he and the rest of the class frantically wrote down the notes paraphrasing a lot.
"Alright next slide," Mr. Riku changed the slide
"Ah! My hand is already cramping," Mista complained
"Damn, mine too," Josuke stated as he continued to write through the pain
"Trish are you gonna be ok?" Mista asked
"Yeah, I just take pictures of every slide then write it down," Trish explained
"We can do that?!" Everyone was shocked
"Excuse me, may I please teach?" Mr. Riku asked
"Sorry," Everyone apologized
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"Yes it's over!" Mista jumped up
"Yay lunch time!" Narancia also jumped up
"I think next time I'm gonna just take pics," Josuke stated
"Yeah, I feel like my hand is gonna fall off," Okuyasu said
"You said it," Koichi agreed, "Mr. Riku is a good guy but would it kill him to give us more time,"
"Narancia, where's my pen?" Fugo asked Narancia
"uh…," Narancia scratched his head,
"Did you lose it already?!" Fugo began to rage
"It was an accident, it's just a pen anyway," Narancia shrugged it off
"You always lose my shit like that because you're always so careless you dumb fuck!" Fugo yelled as he used the pen his hand to stab Narancia right in his left cheek
"He's lost it again," Mista sighed, "Let's leave then be," he added as he, Giorno, and Trish left to lunch
"AH! FUCK!" Narancia cried as he then flipped his iconic switch blade, "What the hell did you just call me, huh! A dumb fuck was it!" he threatened his blade towards Fugo's neck
"Hem." Mr. Riku cleared his throat to stop the boys
"huh?" they both looked to see Mr. Riku with an annoyed expression, "I guess I'm going to have to call your guardian again,"
*Gulp* both boys feared their mother's- I mean Bruno's wrath
5th period (Biology AP) with the Hunter x Hunter gang
"Alright today we're going to be dissecting frogs then, after wards at a look at the skin cells under the microscope." Mr. Boward instructed, "Now partner up,"
"Who killed the frogs?" Gon asked in a sad expression
"We don't know specifically who, but some people in a lab used some sort of chemical to kill them," Kurapika explained
"Gon, don't cry over frogs, it's pointless," Killua sighed
"To late," Leorio stated as Gon was already slightly crying as he cut the frog's stomach in a 'T' shape
"Gon! Did you even put your gloves, apron, or goggles on," Killua shrieked
"Huh?" Gon stopped his silent tears, "Ah, ha-ha I guess I forgot," he stuck out his tongue
"Gross," Killua stated
*Sigh* "Gon, go wash your hands then put on your equipment," Kurapika stated
"Who let Gon take this Biology AP anyway," Leorio stated since Gon went to the sink, "He's probably struggling with the material,"
"And who let you into this school old man," Killua sassed
"Grrr, I'm only 17 you brat," Leorio spat
"Exactly dumb counselors who don't know how to properly do their job," Killua explained
"Alright, now I'm ready," Gon approached the scene
"Gon, what's your grade in this class," Kurapika asked
"Ugh, last I checked I had a 89 or something," Gon smiled
"What?!" Killua and Leorio were shocked
"How does he have a higher grade than me, I'm smarter than him," Killua thought to himself
"Agh, I can't believe Gon has a higher grade than me, I have a flat 70, this class is super hard," Leorio thought to himself
"Ah, you guys must have like 98s or above," Gon said breaking their thoughts
"Yes, I have a 100 in here," Kurapika low-keyed bragged
"Yeah I have 98," Killua lied
"Me too," Leorio laughed nervously
After the disgusting dissection and whatnot…
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Many lame school classes, later school finally ended
At McAlister's with the Yu gi oh 5ds gang
~Believe in Nexus! ~
"Ah! The Sweet tea here always hits the spot," Crow already gulped down his drink
"Honestly Crow, we barely sit down and you chugged all of your drink already," Jack Atlas stated
"It's free refills ain't it, so what does it matter," Crow crunched on the ice
"Honestly, we can't take you anywhere," Jack sighed
"At least your's was sweet, they accidently gave me unsweet tea," Carly shyly chuckled
"THEY DID WHAT?!" Jack raged as he stood up
"Jack," Yusei spoke up, "Calm down, you're making a scene,"
"He's right Jack, I can just add some sugar to it," Carly was trying to calm Jack down
"Bleh, mines unsweet too," Bruno stuck his tongue out in disgust
"I need to speak with the manager!" Yusei jumped up as well
"Yusei…" Aki felt embarrassed as she shook her head
"I'm Madison the manager, what seems to be the problem," The manager came to the scene
"Well, you screwed up our drinks, even though we clearly said SWEET TEA, you gave us TWO UNSWEET," Yusei was irritated
"My apologizes sir, well fix those right now," Madison said
"AND APOLOGIZE TO CARLY!" Jack raged
"Jack, let me handle this," Yusei said, "And we should get a 10% refund," he wagered
"Ugh fine," Madison was growing annoyed
"And how 'bout some service without sass," Yusei demanded, however the manager just walked away mumbling curses under her breathe
"DAMN Yusei," Crow stated, "Always starting beef with the managers, ah- I should of asked for my refill," he realized
"Carly," Jack spoke as he and Yusei finally sat down
"Agh, yes Jack," Carly replied as she knocked her drink
*Sigh* "Carly, be careful," Jack caught her drink before it spilled
"Oops, ha-ha sorry," Carly laughed
*Blink, Blink* "Carly you are honestly too pure for this world," Jack stated
"Hm," Carly didn't hear
"Nothing," Jack answered, "I was originally going say that you let me know if they fuck up your food as well alright," he finished
"Oh, I'm sure it'd be fine," Carly smiled as she messed with her camera
"Here are the new drinks," The manager came back
"Hey, sweet stuff, you mind getting me a refill," Crow asked
"Ugh, please don't call me that," Madison stated as she took the drink
"She still took it," Crow laughed
"It's her job, you idiot," Jack stated
"Still took it," Crow shrugged
"Order number 69," A guy called out, as he scanned for the number card on a table, "Ah," He found the table, "Here's you guy's food," the guy approached the Yu Gi Oh 5ds table
"Thank you," Yusei said
"Gross were 69, because of Yusei," Crow exclaimed as Yusei shot him a death glare
"Kid's spud with mac and cheese," the guy asked
"Ah, that would be me," Carly raised her hand
"Two Chicken Club sandwiches, one with a side of fruit cup, the other potato chips,"
"I had the fruit cup," Yusei stated, "And the chips are Bruno's"
"Caesar salad,"
"Here," Aki stated
"Wow, good healthy choice Aki," Yusei smiled as Aki blushed
"Hey where's my Tortilla soup and spud?" Crow whined
"Yeah, and my Caesar wrap, with mac," Jack raged
"It'll be out in a bit," the man explained
"Boo, 1 star on yelp!" Crow chanted
"Crow, Jack don't start a scene," Yusei sighed as he was already feeding Bruno
"Ew, stop taking advantage of Bruno's amnesia Yusei," Crow said in disgust
"Honestly, Bruno boy isn't gay, or bi like you," Jack added
"Jack don't be rude," Carly waved her hands in a 'X' shape
"JACK, CROW!" Yusei grew angry
"He's not denying it," Jack stated
"Guys stop talking shit about Yusei," Aki growled
"Thank you Aki, glad you're still by me," Yusei smiled again as Aki squealed internally
"Hm," Aki smiled back
"Here's the Caesar wrap, and spud," Madison brought out the food
"Finally!" Jack stated, "Honestly, people got places to be,"
"Man the twins get out at 3:40, that leaves us with like 15 minutes to eat," Crow checked his phone
"Bruno, make sure you eat the sandwiches and not just the chips, ok bud," Yusei told Bruno
"I am," Bruno stated as he bit into his sandwich
"Ah, we also have to pick up something for the twins to eat," Jack stated as he took a sip of his drink
"Dang so we have to leave like now," Crow panicked as he chugged the hot soup, "Damn, I burned my tongue,"
"Idiot, we'll just stop by McDonalds for them,"
At the Twins' school
*VVVRRMM* *Engine noises*
~Believe in Nexus!~
"Rua, Ruka we're here!" Crow shouted
"And we got you McDonalds Happy Meals, courtesy of Jack Atlas," Jack stated with pride as he smirked holding up the happy meals
"Umm… we don't eat McDonalds," The twins stated in unison
"Well…that's what I tried telling them all, but they wouldn't believe me," Jack was embarrassed
"Can we go to Chuck E Cheese?!" Rua asked excitedly
"No we have food at the garage," Yusei spoke up
"I hate this ducking family," Rua and Ruka whined
*Laugh track* *Seinfeld music*
Don't forget to like, favorite, and review The Wrong Timeline Senior Year, wait like another million years when we decide to finish Chapter 7: 10 Again! (We switched this one and the 10 Again chapter, since we finished this chapter first) Anyways God Bless y'all!
"Wait where have us, the main cast gone?!" Black questioned
"Yeah, we weren't in this chapter at all!" ChiChi raged
"Well there wasn't much done since all you Sayians left for your weird Sayianese holiday," 18 popped up
"Ugh, don't remind me," Black got a chill up his spine
"I didn't even get to do me YouTube video," Goku popped up too
"Almost forgot," Holly stated
"Thank you," Goku said
Ichigo's YouTube Video
"Well, I don't really like this kind of shit, but since it pisses off Goku I'm game," Ichigo stated
"We gonna be famous," Rukia came on the camera
"Get out Rukia!" Ichigo growled
"Hey I wanna be famous," Renji also came
"What the?!" Ichigo stated
"How 'bout I do a Bob Ross painting, or just a bunny drawing tutorial…" Rukia thought aloud
"I can teach people how to dress, with bandannas," Renji posed in front of the camera
"Then I'll actually provide some real knowledge by showing how to sew an invisible stich," Uryu came out of no where
"How did-?" Ichigo spoke
"And then can I give Ichigo some of my baked goods, and have him react," Orihime popped up smiling at the camera
"Orihime!" Ichigo was shocked she came as well
"Ah~! I want to be famous, I can give girls a guide to being sexy~," Rangiku popped up and winked at the camera
"This isn't Pornhub Rangiku," Histugaya followed behind
"And I'll show people me slicing 15 watermelons with my zanpakutō," Ikkaku grabbed the camera
"I'll help," Yumichika sighed
"EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" Ichigo roared
"Who let the Grinch be the boss," Rangiku crossed her arms
"Sorry Ichigo, well leave now," Orihime being the sweet child she is apologized
"Thank you Orihime you can stay but everyone else… GET THE HELL OUT!" Ichigo screamed
"Rude," Renji and the others finally left
That's all folks sorry for taking forever to post again, but you know life. Sorry if we offended anyone with the gay ships, we don't ship yaoi or yuri it was just for shits and giggles. Hopefully Chapter 7: 10 Again! Will be uploaded by the beginning of march, till then bye!- Holly & Ally