How You Doing Insane Gang!

I would like to apologize for the missing week, the collection one-shots might become sporadic as I try to think of new ideas. I also hope that you guys highly enjoyed the Danny Phantom one-shot. I missed the fandom and I might add some later down the road.

Disclaimer: All rights belong to Dreamworks and Cressida Cowell.

The brothers were just packing a few last minute items in their suitcases. The plan was for the gang to pack and spend the night at Hiccup and Toothless's house so they could leave early the next morning.

Stoick was letting them borrow a hitch that they will attach to Fishleg's quad. Smaller items will be put under the seat compartment while the hitch would be full of suitcases.

"What exactly are we suppose to pack on this adventure?" Toothless asked his brother while throwing another shirt on his bed.

"Lots of clothes mostly, we will be driving most of the time I imagine and make stops of course to other places that we pass."

"How many outfits do we need to bring?"

Hiccup sighed. "You are just full of questions, I don't know, it's going to take about a day and a half of straight driving to get there, and who knows how long we would be staying in Washington."

Toothless nodded. "Got it, bring a shit ton of clothes." He then proceeded to sloppily pile about half of his closet into his suitcase.

Hiccup shook his head at his brother's antics.

Soon they lugged their luggage down the stairs to the hitch attached to Fishlegs's quad.

"Did everyone bring everything they needed?" Hiccup asked once he reentered the house.

He was answered with grunts and groans.

"Do you boys map out the directions?" Stoick asked.

Hiccup pulled out his phone and brought up his GPS app. "Yep, I have the route already highlighted."

"Are you sure you want to go?" Valka asked.

Toothless nodded. "Hey they're going off to college, this would be their last racing adventure and the last times I would see any of them before college visits."

Hiccup agreed. "Besides I've got to find some way to keep out of trouble."

Astrid cuffed his head. "Knowing you, you would get into trouble anywhere."

He pouted before rolling his eyes.

Stoick got back on topic. "It's late you all should be heading off to bed to get an early start ahead of traffic." He recommended.

Tuffnut furrowed his brow. "What time do we have to leave tomorrow?"

"About four," Fishlegs answered.

Tuff smiled. "Sweet! I usually wake around that time in the afternoon." He raised his hand for a high-five.

Snotlout sighed irritably, "No ding-dong four o'clock in the morning."

His shoulders slumped as he lowered his hand. "Ohhhh."

"That explains it," Ruffnut added.

Hiccup's alarm clock blared loudly. It was received with a bunch of groans and threats.

"Kill the noise before I kill somebody." Snotlout huffed before tightening his grip on Ruff's waist.

Astrid rolled to bury herself further into Hiccup before groaning, "Hiccup shut it off."

He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes before pounding his fist against the offending alarm.

"It's not even light outside!" Tuffnut cried from his spot on the floor. He was registering the darkness behind the blinds. No person should be awake at this ungodly hour.

"Five more minutes please." Toothless added placing a pillow over his face.

Fishlegs was the first person fully up off the floor. "We need to get going to before people start leaving for work like Stoick suggested."

Detangling himself from Astrid, he ruffled his hair. "Fishlegs is right, let's go guys."

Hiccup nudged Snotlout with his foot, slapped awake Toothless and kissed Astrid awake. Fishlegs was busy trying to wake the twins.

"This is criminal! Waking up this early, I can't function. Just leave me here to die!" Tuff moaned. He clung onto Fishleg's foot who tried to kick him off in vain.

"Tuffnut! Get off of me!"

Ruffnut grabbed Tuff by the waist trying to pull him off. "Snap out of it bro!"

"Tuff, if you're too tired we can put your bike on the hitch and you can ride with the luggage." Toothless pointed out.

On hearing the solution he unlatched from Fishlegs. "Wait really?"

Toothless nodded. Tuffnut glanced at Hiccup for his permission.

Hiccup stared into his Tuff's puppy dog pout. "All right, but make sure to keep the tarp over you and the rest of the stuff, I doubt Fishlegs wants to be pulled over for harboring you in the back."

Snotlout cackled. "We all know Fishface can't handle pressure."

Fishlegs crossed his arms. "I take offense to that Snotlout."

"Good you were supposed too."

Toothless stretched and stepped into a pair of jeans. "Can I sleep in the hitch too?"

Hiccup poked his ribs. "Sorry one person limit on the hitch, you can take next turn."

"Hiccup."

"Yes, Milady." He ran a hand through his hair.

Astrid was still in bed, she had her arms spread out wide. "Carry me down."

Hiccup hung his head.

"Stay strong Hiccup, don't be whipped." Snotlout called. He was sitting on the floor next to a sleepy Ruffnut, rubbing her back.

He sat on the bed to expose his back. "Hop on."

Astrid smiled and kissed his cheek. "Your the best."

Snotlout covered his mouth with his unused hand. "Whipped." He fake coughed.

A hand grabbed his own that was rubbing his girlfriend's back. "Your turn to carry me."

Hiccup already had Astrid on his back, her face was nuzzled into his neck. Hiccup himself had his eyebrow raised and a small smirk apparent on his face. "Don't do it Snotlout, don't want you to be whipped."

He narrowed his eyes, muttering under his breath. Exposing his back he allowed Ruffnut to climb on.

"Welcome to the whipped boyfriend club."

He walked past the other couple to head downstairs. "Shut up Hiccup." He grumbled.

Once the others came downstairs Stoick and Valka were already awake with a pot of coffee.

Toothless all but raced to the kitchen to pour himself a mug. "You guys are a god sent."

"What are you guys up so early for?" "I thought the station doesn't need you until six, dad," Hiccup grunted while setting Astrid on the couch. Snotlout copied him setting Ruffnut down beside her.

Stoick took a sip of his own mug. "We wanted to see you all off of course." "We won't see you guys until close to the end of summer."

The others grabbed a coffee to try to wake themselves up to drive.

Fishlegs checked his phone. "Hiccup, we should leave now to beat the morning rush."

Hiccup nodded. Everyone was dressed and at least more awake than they were before. (It took each of them about two to three cups of coffee.)

Snotlout and Toothless already hitched up Tuff's bike with Tuffnut sitting next to the luggage.

Hiccup grabbed his jacket off the hook, shrugging it on along with his helmet underneath his arm.

Valka gripped the two brothers into a hug. "Don't get into to much trouble you two and be safe driving."

Toothless lifted Valka off the ground. She let out a small squeal while Toothless laughed, earning him a slap on the arm. Stoick was next to hug the boys. He placed a hand on Hiccup's shoulder. "Try not be disappointed if he isn't what you expected."

Hiccup nodded. "Just meeting him is all I hope for."

"Good."

The gang started up their bikes. Hiccup double checked on the hitch with the luggage. "Just tell us if you want to get back on your bike okay?" He told Tuff while turning around to leave. "Oh and try not to fall off."

Tuffnut laughed. "Don't worry H I've got my helmet on." He knocked his helmet on his head a couple of times.

Hiccup smiled and closed down the tarp. He mounted on his bike. "You ready guys?"

Snotlout revved his motorcycle impatiently. "Let's get a move on!"

Hiccup rolled his eyes underneath his helmet. "To the Great Beyond!"

The shout was rewarded with hoots and hollers. "To the Great Beyond!" The others echoed.

Woo! Finally, the road trip has begun! Next chapter we will see what the gang gets into on they way to Washington.

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