How You Doing Insane Gang!

I had Easter break and the plan was to set this chapter out on Thursday as present and then write another chapter Sunday but karma happened and now I'm sick. So sorry for just now getting this chapter out to you guys. Hopefully I will be better to write a new chapter next week. Also, make sure to follow my twitter OneCrazedUpDrag. PM or comment places/landmarks the gang should visit on their journey.

Disclaimer: I don't own How to Train Your Dragon.


"The Great Beyond..."

"...Great Beyond..."

"The Great..."

"The...the..."

Ruffnut let her head hit the horn. The noise startled all of them out of their stupor.

"I can't tale it anymore!" Snotlout tilted his head groaning into his helmet comm.

After the races Hiccup invented and installed these comms in everyone's helmet so they can talk to each other while driving, they wouldn't need to yell.

"We've only been driving for two hours, we haven't even exited Berserk City yet Snotlout." Fishlegs pointed out.

"How long did you say it was going to take us?" Ruff asked.

Hiccup scrolled through his phone, looking through the arrival time. "About 24 hours if we don't stop."

"Well, I want to stooop." Snotlout swerved to the left almost bumping into Hiccup who avoided him in time.

"Snotlout!"

Toothless pulled in close to the boys, getting in between the two. "The city limits aren't for another hour so we can pull over and you can switch with Tuff."

A revving drowned out their conversation. "Woah, woah, woah I already called being next after Tuff, Hiccup said so," Ruffnut whined butting into the center of the guys.

Astrid joined on the arguing. "Come on Lout, why don't you let your girlfriend rest first? Or are you not a good boyfriend?"

Grumbling, Snotlout glanced back and forth between the hitch and Ruff. He finally relented. "Shut up Astrid."

The sky brightened each passing minute as the sun rose up to greet them. Berserk City became less dense when they rolled in the outskirts.

Toothless pointed a finger. "Look theirs a sign."

He was mentioning the city limits sign. You are now leaving Berserk City.

Snotlout fist bumped the air. "Sweet!"

"How long until we're out of state Hiccup?" Fishlegs asked.

He peeked down at the phone that was attached to his bike.

"Another half an hour, Berserk City is the last city so better get used to looking at mobile homes."

"Not sweet."

The traffic around them increased little by little when they became closer to the state border.

"Welcome to Nevada." Astrid read the big blue sign.

Fishlegs squealed. "This is so exciting! Hiccup can we please stop so I can take a picture of the sign?"

Hiccup sighed but nonetheless clicked on his turn signal. He was glad though that Fishlegs wanted to document the trip so badly. The excitement of their big friend jostled the hitch when it pulled up to the shoulder of the highway.

Tuffnut poked his head out looking around wildly with a glazed over eyes. "Ah! Don't arrest me! It's the guy with the fake leg! It was his idea!"

Astrid pounded on top of his helmet. "We aren't getting arrested-"

"-and the guy with the fake leg really Tuff?" Hiccup interjected.

Tuffnut hopped out from underneath the tan tarp with his hands in front of him. "Woah, hey, I panicked."

Ruff slumped over her handlebars. "Is it my turn in the hitch yet?"

Hiccup motioned Toothless and Snotlout to remove Tuff's bike to replace it with Ruff's. "Go ahead in Ruffnut, I think Fishlegs is about done."

"Why do we have to remove one bike to replace it with the exact same bike?" Snotlout heaved out, setting the motorcycle next to Tuffnut.

Tuffnut gasped. "How could you say such a thing!" Meanwhile, he placed a hand on his chest in offense. "My bike has a scorch mark on the right side of the frame from a firework prank gone wrong."

Ruffnut placed an arm over her brother's shoulders. "Is that the firework fail of 09'?"

Tuffnut nodded once. "It is my dear sister, a day I will never forget."

Snotlout crossed his arms. "Are you done?"

"Yes."

Hiccup rolled his eyes and turned to the call of Fishlegs. "Done Hiccup!"

He nodded "Right, let's keep moving."

"Woohoo!" Ruffnut jumped right into the tarp hole.


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