How You Doing Insane Gang!

Update time. I finally have a few moment in my life to post this chapter. I've been hammered with the end of the year projects and I will be studying for my finals in my spare time. The next chapter probably won't happen until school is over which for me is the beginnings of June. Thank you Insaners for understanding.

Disclaimer: HTTYD belongs to Dreamworks and Cressida Cowell.

"Ugh, I hate traveling on the highway." Fishlegs muttered.

"Why Fishface? Too fast for ya?"

The question startled the boy, who's eyes darted all over the scenery to avoid answering. "No, the cars are always inconsiderate when it comes to us." "Toothless almost crashed from being cut off by merging onto the highway in the first place."

Toothless rolled up next to them. "Not going to fight you there Fishlegs."

A car behind them honked their horn at the group.

"You're right about one thing," Snotlout flipped off the vehicle, "cars are pricks."

Hiccup broke them from their musings, "Take the next exit up ahead."

"How are you doing in there Ruffnut?" Astrid asked driving closer to the hatch. Her question was answered from the snoring coming from Ruff's comm.

"At least one of us is enjoying this trip," Toothless said amused.

Snotlout observed his surroundings. "Great, now we're in the middle of nowhere!"

The exit they took led to a lone two-way road. Dust rose up to greet them from the ground, at every small jarring hit.

"Huh..."

Hiccup turned to Tuffnut. "What's wrong?"

Said Nutt shook himself. "Nothing, it's just in the movies this is how exactly Nevada looks like."

Hiccup made them create a diamond formation, he was in front, Toothless and Astrid behind him in a row, followed by Tuffnut and Snotlout while Fishlegs held down the back end.

Fishlegs pointed at something in the distance. "Is that the sign Hiccup?"

The man being questioned took a quick glance down at his phone.

He leaned back into his seat looking dumbfounded. "Yeah, I think it is."

"What?" "What is it?" Snotlout asked whipping his head back and forth between the two.

Hiccup revved his motorcycle, "I'll tell you when I find out."

He shot off ahead while the others tried to catch up. They found him pulled off to the side of the road, his head was tilted up to see a road sign.

Snotlout tail whipped, spraying dust and dirt on an unsuspecting Fishlegs. "Finally!" "This is something I can get behind."

The route sign glimmered in the afternoon sun.

"People back home are going to be so jealous," Astrid commented.

Digging around in his pockets Snotlout produced his phone.

"I know, that's why I'm taking a selfie." "No one else copy me, this is going to get so many likes."

The bottom of the two sixes was almost cut off by his head.

Astrid rolled her eyes at him before turning her attention to the others. "Is it weird that we're fawning over the Route 66 sign?"

"No." The others stared up at her, breaking their gaze from the sign.

Hiccup continued to stare while the rest glanced back at the gem. "We're racers and motorcycle lovers, so of course we're fawning over a road sign."

Fishleg's stomach growled loudly followed by Toothless's.

"The beast has awakened, quick H we must feed it to please the Gods," Tuffnut exclaimed.

"I for one second that notion." Snotlout raised a finger, "The last time we ate was almost 6 hours ago."

Hiccup's head was already bent, checking out the nearest food places.

"Okay guys, there's a dinner not that far from here."

"How many miles?" Toothless asked.

"About 5."

The gang simultaneously groaned in annoyance.

Traveling for only a few minutes the silence was interrupted by the blaring of music through the helmet comms. The initial sound scared Ruffnut awake, sending her tumbling out of the back hitch.

Tuffnut laughed loudly bent over the front of his bike, holding his stomach. "O-M-Thor!" Wiping a fake tear from his eye, "That was the funniest prank I've ever done."

His sister's eyes narrowed dangerously. "You are so going to get it!" Releasing a war cry, she tackled him off his bike and into the dirt ground.

"OW! OW! OOW! OWWOW!" "I AM HURT! I AM VERY MUCH HURT!"

Astrid separated the two bickering twins.

"I think you proved your point, Ruff..."

Ruffnut looked down smugly at her brother. "Next time you won't be so lucky, bro."

"Oh, I'll be waiting for it sister."

Hiccup positioned himself in between all of them. "Don't you guys want to eat?" "The faster you two stop the faster we will be at the dinner."

"Right you are H!" "We must feed the beast."

A surprised expression filled Ruff's face. "The beast has woken?"

"Indeed sister Nutt, we must hurry or we're all doomed."

Toothless rolled his eyes. "For the love of Odin, would you two please stop calling my stomach the beast."

The twins rapidly set the pace for the others. Tuff continued to play his music through the comms. It became worse as Tuff began singing, loudly.

"Da da da da da its the motherfucking D-O-double G. Snoop Dogg!"

Astrid groaned. "That's it! Hiccup let me just smack them already."

Hiccup chuckled lightly. "I know, but it makes them happy.

By the time the dinner came into view the whole gang had Snoop Dogg replaying in their brains.

"Good, I didn't know how long was going to last out there anymore." Snotlout sighed in relief.

The dinner's chrome finish on the outside shone like a beacon in contrast the orange, brown surroundings.

"Now the beast can eat!"

"Tuffnut!"

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