Ashfur padded past Jayfeather and sat down in his lazy boy.
"when will the show start?" he asked Jayfeather, he checked his watch.
"I'm blind," he said mater factly. Ashfur grumbled something about useless and checked his own watch.
"one hour," he read and groaned. "I got here early!" he hissed, Jayfeather nodded.
"we could watch the news?" he said turning on the tv. Ashfur shrugged.
"reporting live from the murder spot is Purdy, Purdy please tell us what's going on?" Bluestar said, Firestar from beside her nodded, Purdy took over the screen.
"here in the local water park is every clan detective known to the clans, to discover who killed Hollyleaf," he said, a smile crept across Ashfur's face, Jayfeather glared at the wall.
"Ashfur you killed my sister!" he yowled, Ashfur tapped the blind cat on the shoulder.
"I'm over here bro," he said, Jayfeather turned around. "she killed me and I'm somehow related to you," Ashfur said defensively.
"Oh, I forgive you," Jayfeather said and turned away to prepare his chalkboard. they watched some more tv and after a bit, Lionheart turned up.
"do you want a croissant?" he asked setting down a plate full of them in front of Ashfur.
"HECK YEAH!" he said and grabbed one. "we must eat them before the others arrive and we have to share!" he added and the three quickly ate them.
"we're almost starting!" Dovewing shouted rushing on stage, "I've opened the doors and the crowd is finding their seats," she said panting. Ashfur nodded and grabbed two cushions and put them on the stools.
"POSITIONS" Dovewing shouted putting on a snack tray and walking off stage to the crowd, Ashfur nodded and sat in his chair. the curtains rose to reveal the crowd.
"Hello cats of all clans," he greeted, " you know the rules," He said and nodded towards Jayfeather, who couldn't see this. "Jayfeather!" Ashfur hissed.
"Oh, today we have Bramblestar and Squirrelflight," he called out, Ashfur grabbed his coffee took a sip then spat it out.
"WHO REVIEWED THEM!" he shouted. Jayfeather glanced at his card.
"HHQFandom," he read, Ashfur glared at the camera.
"I will find you, and get my revenge!" he hissed.
Jayfeather shook his head. "Ashfur that's creepy," he said, the rest of the crew nodded their agreement.
"fine," Ashfur grumbled as Squirrelflight and Bramblestar padded on stage holding hands. "I WILL HAVE NO SIGN OF AFFECTION ON THIS SHOW UNLESS FOR ME!" Ashfur shouted Jayfeather sighed.
"Um, okay," Squirrelflight mewed and sat down on a stool, Bramblestar sat on the one next to her, Ashfur got up fuming and hauled his chair over the bench and between the two stools, he sat back down.
"the first question is, who is better: Hawkfrost or Darkstripe," he asked, Bramblestar gulped, Squirrelflight just shrugged.
"easy, Hawkfrost, at least he didn't try to kill a kit and kill a half clan cat and all the other bad stuff," she hissed her nose wrinkled in disgust. Bramblestar nodded his agreement.
"same,"
"WHAT! HE IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY!" screamed Squirrelflight, Bramblestar looked confused.
"but I thought you just said..." he was stunted.
"Jayfeather, Bramblestar gets a one and Squirrelflight gets a zero for being confusing," Ashfur said and pushed her stool away with his toe. Jayfeather nodded and drew the marks.
"the next question is, what is your mother's name?" Ashfur asked he frowned, this was an easy question.
"Sandstorm," Squirrelflight said, Bramblestar was massaging his forehead.
"think, think. Golden...Golden what?" he took a deep breath. "Goldenfoot?" he asked, Ashfur sighed.
"incorrect," he said and sighed. "honestly you are a horrible son," he hissed shaking his head.
"oh yeah? who is your mother?!" Bramblestar asked crossing his arms.
"easy!" Ashfur hissed before spinning around and pulling out his phone. "Brindleface," he said spinning back to face Bramblestar. "anyway, one point to Squirrelflight and next question!" he said over Bramblestar's snort.
"who is the coolest warrior cat in the entire warrior series?" Ashfur asked Squirrelflight jumped up and down.
"FIRESTAR!" she said, Bramblestar shrugged.
"he is a cool dude, but I say Jayfeather," he said, Ashfur nodded.
"Jayfeather, Bramblestar gets two, Squirrelflight gets one," he said, Jayfeather nodded his agreement.
"Squirrelflight is at two and Bramblestar is at three," he read out, Bramblestar groaned, he didn't want to date Ashfur but he also didn't want his mate to date Ashfur.
"next question!" he said brightly and looked at a yellow card. "When was the first warrior book published?" Ashfur asked Squirrelflight smiled.
"a long time ago?" she asked, Bramblestar gulped and took a random guess.
"2005?" he asked and held his breath. Ashfur shook his head.
"close, Jayfeather give him a point for how close he was and Squirrelflight you didn't even try! one point taken away," he said, Jayfeather nodded.
"Bramblestar is at four and Squirrelflight is at one," he called out.
"next question," Ashfur said and glanced at his card, "how do you spell vegetable?" he asked, Squirrelflight's eyes spun around.
"B-E-E-T-R-O-O-T" she screamed.
"uh no," Ashfur said, Bramblestar's eye twitched he stood up grabbed a veg and a table (from where is not needed to be mentioned) he slammed the two together.
"V-E-G-E-T-A-B-L-E-!" he shouted and panted.
"uh yes, three points, Squirrelflight. zero," Ashfur said, he was hiding behind his chair.
"Bramblestar is at seven and Squirrelflight one," Jayfeather read out from his mind because he can't see and chalk can't be braille. Ashfur nodded.
"the next question is, what is your favorite breed of dog?" he asked, Squirrelflight gagged.
"DOGS SUCK!" she hissed, Bramblestar had a smile on his face.
"cavalier king charlie spaniel," Bramblestar mewed love struck.
"Okay, Bramblestar gets three and zero to his mate, next question-" Ashfur was cut off by Jayfeather.
"Bramblestar won," he said, Ashfur blinked at him in shock.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed, Jayfeather nodded.
"not again! last time sucked!" whined Bramblestar, Squirrelflight frowned.
"when was this?" she asked him sternly.
"on a date with your enemy!" he squeaked, Jayfeather smiled.
"they are going for a meal out to Foxleap's fish n chips, we will be back if you give cats for the show," he said and pulled everyone off stage as the curtains dropped.