Ashfur sat on his chair twiddling with his thumbs. His date with Ecnuopnroca had been amazing, they were so alike! but his date with Bramblestar was still the best, okay killing Hollyleaf was also fun.
"Time to start," Dovewing said peering out a window to see a bunch of cats waiting to be let inside the theater.
"Time to start then!" Ashfur said and Dovewing opened the door, cats poured in and found their seats. the curtains rose. "Hello, She-cats and toms of all clans! welcome to Win a Date with Ashfur!" he said. Jayfeather smiled and took over.
"and today with us is..." he paused as he felt a piece of cardboard. "HALF MOON AND BRIARLIGHT? RECOMMENDED BY HHQFANDOMS!" he shouted.
"Whoa!" Ashfur said trying to remain calm. "we have a plan!" he said patting Jayfeather on the back, the tom sighed.
"fine, welcome to the stage, Half moon, and Briarlight," Jayfeather muttered and the two she-cats bounded on stage and took their seat on the uncomfortable stool.
"The first question is, what is your middle name?" Ashfur asked taking his own seat, Half moon blushed and glanced at Jayfeather.
"It's too embarrassing," she muttered, Ashfur frowned.
"unless you want -1 point then I would answer because I really want to know now!" he said, Halfmoon sighed and didn't say anything, Asfur turned to Briarlight.
"My full name is, Briarlight the favorite and crippled the first," she said proudly, the cripple part. not the favorite.
"Jayfeather, Half Moon is at -1 point and Briarlight is at one," Ashfur said and read out the next question. "How many kits do you want?" he asked, Briarlight began crying.
"I will never be able to!" she sobbed, Jayfeather rushed forward and hugged her. Blackstar marched on stage.
"No sign of affection unless for Ashfur allowed!" he said, Jayfeather hissed but padded away.
"I'm so sorry," Ashfur mewed and smiled at Halfmoon.
"ONE THOUSAND JAYFEATHER CLONES!" she said her eyes twitching. "and their names will be, Jaymoon, Jayhope, Jayfern, Jayjay, Jay, Jaywing, Jayglow, Jayheart, Jaybird, Jaygaze," she was cut off by Ashfur.
"that's just wrong, Half Moon gets another point taken away and cause I feel sorry for Briarlight she gets two," he said edging away from the twitching tribe cat.
"Half Moon is at -2 and Briarlight is at three," Jayfeather said. Ashfur nodded and grabbed the next question card.
"What is your least favorite Win a Date with show?" he asked.
"Win a date with Jayfeather," Briarlight said, Half Moon, smiled calmly.
"Win a Date with Ashfur, I only love one cat," she said and smiled at Jayfeather.
"that's all well but none added," Ashfur said, "Briarlight you get three points," he added, Briarlight frowned.
"why?" she asked, Ashfur shrugged.
"it doesn't matter," he said.
"Half Moon is at -2 and Briarlight is at six," Jayfeather called out, Ashfur smiled and picked up the next card.
"Night or day?" he asked.
"day," Briarlight said.
"night," Half Moon said.
Ashfur smiled, "Night is wrong because that is the perfect time for Hollyleaf to attack me, the day is correct."
"two to Briar and one taken away from Half Moon," he said and Half Moon frowned.
"Briarlight is at eight and Half Moon is at -3," Jayfeather said, "two more points to Briarlight and she will win," he added. she smiled weakly at the tom she loved and looked back at Ashfur who was reading out the next question.
"Who is the better leader, Rowanstar or Onestar?" he asked, the two competing she-cats paused to think. and at the same time said;
"Rowanstar," Ashfur nodded.
"I'm not that bad!" Onestar shouted from the crowd, Ashfur waved him off.
"you both get two points," he said, Jayfeather sighed.
"Briarlight has won a date with Ashfur to the mall," he said, Briarlight stared at Ashfur.
"Yay!" Half Moon said prancing to Jayfeather's side. "Wanna go on a date ourselves?" she asked.
"Nah," Jayfeather mewed leaving Half Moon in shock, "I love someone else," he said and stuck out his paw and with the force, he pulled Stick out of the crowd and to his side, the two padded off.
"this is great," Briarlight mewed, "now let's just put my wheelchair in your car," she added producing a gigantic wheelchair.
"this isn't going to work!" Ashfur said, "I own a mini," he explained. Briarlight sighed and hauled herself onto the seat and wheeled off stagWell
well,l no date today but me and stick!" Jayfeather mewed as he and stick followed Briarlight off stage.