Ashfur rubbed his forehead. Blackstar had some nerve turning up. "Well?" he hissed paws on his hips. "An apology?" he snarled when Blackstar just looked confused.
"Um," Blackstar frowned then collapsed to the floor.
"IM SO SORRY! I AM USELESS AND A WASTE OF TIME!" he shouted, "I'm SORRY! For being early to work," he added and walked off a broom in hand. Lionheart followed and they swept the floor on the stage together. Ashfur grumbled something before turning to Dovewing, she was showing off and doing flips and handsprings springs.
"Show off," Ashfur muttered and got up to leave but Ivypool got in his way.
"Password," she mewed.
"ARGH!" Ashfur hissed and sighed. "I said only ask those coming ON stage for the password!" he explained Ivypool smirked.
"Wrong, you told Blackstar that, YOU'RE NOT ASHFUR!" she shouted and leaped on him.
"BE COOL!" he shouted and Ivypool stepped aside to let him pass. "We're starting now anyway," he grumbled and padded back to his chair. Blackstar and Lionheart had finished sweeping and Dovewing had a stitch so was lying on the floor clutching her waist and moaning.
"Get off," Ashfur hissed and kicked her off stage she fell into some chairs and shouted in pain.
"Are we starting?" Jayfeather asked padding on stage wearing a head full of hair rollers.
"Yes," Ashfur sniggered. Jayfeather ran off stage and returned beautiful curls upon his head. A large crowd of cats sat down in the crowd.
"Welcome cats of all clans to win a date with Ashfur!" Ashfur welcomed throwing his paws in the air he made to sit down but Blackstar pulled his chair back. "OW!" Ashfur hissed rubbing his but and glaring at Blackstar, the tom quickly darted off stage. "Jayfeather tell them who is with us," Ashfur snarled sitting in his chair.
"Yes, Cinderpelt and Firestar," Jayfeather called and the two padded on stage.
"WHAT!?" Ashfur hissed and smiled weakly at Firestar.
"I forgive you for trying to kill me!" he mewed and hugged the gray host tightly.
"Can't breath," AShfur gasped and Firestar released.
"No one touches my boss," Ivypool hissed smacking her bat against her paw. Firestar backed up paws in the air.
"It's okay," Ashfur mewed rubbing his throat. Ivypool nodded but glared at Firestar.
"Anyway," Ashfur said clapping his paws together loudly, " the first question is, what is your favorite holiday?" he asked and grinned.
"Christmas," Cinderpelt mewed.
"Birthday," Firestar said.
"OMG?! BIRTHDAY=BIRTHDAY CAKE!" Ashfur shouted sitting up, he and Firestar bounced in a circle holding hands and squealing.
"Birthday isn't a holiday," Cinderpelt mewed, she sat calmly on a chair. Ashfur gasped.
"No points to Cinderpelt, two to Firestar," Ashfur hissed and sat back down. Jayfeather flicked his curls out of his blind eyes and drew the tally marks on his board.
"You spelled my name wrong," Firestar commented. Jayfeather frowned.
"How do you spell Firestar then?" he asked rolling his eyes.
"P-h-r-e-t-a-a-r" he mewed.
"NO!" Cinderpelt hissed. "F-i-r-e-s-t-a-r," she hissed shaking her head.
"Uh, one point taken away from Firestar and one added to Cinderpelt," Ashfur mewed frowning at Firestar. Cinderpelt nodded approvingly and pulled Firestar back into his chair.
"Next question!"
"CInderpelt, is Firestar hot?" Ashfur asked, CInderpelt blushed and Firestar grinned.
"I AM ABSOLUTELY BOOTIFUL!" he shouted.
"No," Cinderpelt mewed shuddering. Ashfur nodded his agreement.
"One point to both," he said. CInderpelt looked shocked. Jayfeather rolled his eyes as Firestar rocked with joy.
"So, Firestar is at two and Cinderpelt is at two as well," He mewed. Ashfur nodded and wrapped a paw around Firestar, the gray tom whispered something into Firestar's ear before pulling away. Cinderpelt frowned and folded her paws glaring at Ashfur.
"Next question, What is used to heal rat bites?" Ashfur asked, Cinderpelt smirked a smug look and raised her paw.
"Burdock root," she mewed smirking at Firestar.
"One point to Cinderpelt," Ashfur said grinning. Firestar looked utterly shocked.
"Burdock root…" he whispered smiling weakly. Ashfur gasped in amazement.
"TEN THOUSAND POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!" he shouted. Firestar shouted in delight and pranced around Cinderpelt laughing.
"Firestar has won a date with Ashfur because the host has been cheating again." Jayfeather mewed dully rolling his eyes. "Come back for more," he added even duller,
"of win a date with Ashfur!" Ashfur finished brightly before the curtains dropped.