Ashfur glared at Blackstar as he padded on stage. he smiled weakly.

"I can't believe you're still angry about the third wheel!" he hissed, but when Ashfur continued glaring Blackstar he smiled even weaker "birthday cake?" he mewed handing a cake box over to the host. Ashfur nodded.

"apology accepted." He hissed before he opened the box. It was empty. His eyes turned to slits and he glared at Blackstar. "YOU ARE FIRERED!" he yowled outraged. Blackstar blocked his ears and ran off grinning. Ashfur panted.

"Dovewing, Ivypool," he called the two sisters over the scampered to his throne and bowed. "Ivypool you shall be the only security for a while and Dovewing make some poster asking for more workers," he commanded, and they marched off. Lionheart padded up to him a real birthday cake in hand. He smiled softly as he handed It over.

"TIME TO START!" Acorn shouted looking at her script. The curtains lifted just as Ashfur put his cake under his chair for later.

"hello and welcome back to win a date with cake muncher," he mewed. "I mean Ashfur," he added blushing. "with us today competing over me shall be, Firestar and Cinderpelt was it?" Ashfur searched for his lines and laughed. "no that was last chapter," he chuckled, "this chapter is Tawnypelt and Thistleclaw!" he shouted, and those two cats climbed on stage from the crowd. They looked wary.

"well, who out of you likes Harry potter the most?" Ashfur asked.

"ME!" Thistleclaw shouted with puppy eyes and a smile.

"SEVEN MILLION POINTS TO GRIFFINDOOR!" Ashfur shouted back glancing at Jayfeather to make sure he wrote it down.

"I'm Ravenclaw!" Thistleclaw hissed insulted.

"rub that out," acorn told Jayfeather shaking her head at Ashfur. "actually, ask the questions I gave you," she hissed. Ashfur rolled his eyes but still picked up a card.

"o! would you rather, never sleep or never eat?" Ashfur asked. Thistleclaw grabbed a huge cup of coffee and glugged it down. Tawnypelt stuffed her mouth with traveling herbs.

"I would rather never sleep," Thistleclaw answered. Tawnypelt shook her head.

"never eat," she replied then smiled. "I get hangry" (if you don't know hangry is getting angry when hungry.) Ashfur frowned.

"but that means you'd prefer not sleeping?" he mewed. Tawnypelt shrugged.

"I like being angry," she mewed. Ashfur nodded and smile at Jayfeather.

"2 points to Thistleclaw," he said. Jayfeather nodded.

"YOU CAN LOSE BABE!" Snowfur shouted encouragingly from the crowd.

"you still love him?" Ashfur asked shocked, "he's evil," he added.

"I can change him!" Snowfur mewed.

"you remind me of Bell and Rumpelstiltskin," Tawnypelt commented. Ashfur nodded.

"next question!" he shouted grabbing a card. "what is the best clan other than the one you were born in?" Ashfur then chucked it to the floor.

"that's a hard one!" he hissed. Tawnypelt smiled.

"ShadowClan," she mewed.

"I said you couldn't choose the clan you were born in!" Ashfur hissed.

"I was born in Thunderclan," she corrected tartly rather insulted he couldn't remember.

"probably Riverclan," Thistleclaw mewed smartly. That was one of the most likable clans.

"Three points to Thistleclaw and one to Tawnypelt," Jayfeather guessed. Ashfur nodded. "I'm always right," Jayfeather mewed grinning. Tawnypelt rolled her eyes.

"our next question is, is dirt yummy," Ashfur mewed and gagged.

"no." Tawnypelt and Thistleclaw said basing there reply after common sense and his reaction to dirt.

"HAHA! Wrong dirt is delicious!" Ashfur shouted. Dovewing nodded.

"he's right!" she mewed as she padded up to her boss and showed him the posters she had made.

"good," he mewed before waving her away. "so no points for either of you," Ashfur said and grabbed his next card.

"SPIDER!" he screamed dropping the card, on it sat the tiniest spider you had ever seen. "KILL IT! KILL T!" Ashfur shouted again leaping away in disgust. He clung to Tawnypelt keeping his paws off the ground. Tawnypelt stumbled around off balance his weight making it hard to stay up. Thistleclaw rushed to help her and accidentally crushed the baby tiny small, spider.

"you did it!" Ashfur shouted before Tawnypelt fell over and crushed both him and Thistleclaw.

"200 hundred points to Thistleclaw," Ashfur grunted through Tawnypelt's fur. Jayfeather nodded.

"Thistleclaw has won all of Ashur's money!" he said.

"what!" Ashfur shouted flinging Tawnypelt off and through the roof.

"nah kidding he won a date to Garfield's diner," Jayfeather chuckled.

"boohoo," Thistleclaw grunted.

"he didn't lose," Snowfur mewed. "WE'RE done!" she shouted marching out of the building.

"I'll leave the back door open!" Thistleclaw shouted after her.

"see you next time," Ashfur said to the his date off stage.