Ashfur smiled to himself.
"scourge…" he whispered daydreaming about who he hoped to be his date. Jayfeather smiled when he heard Ashfur whisper.
"you know bud, I've been thinking… I actually hate you," Jayfeather explained pulling a chair close to Ashfur so he could sit down and chat with him.
"oh. Ha, ha, ha… yeah?" Ashfur asked feeling a little queasy.
"and I still hate you! I mean you tried to kill me!" Jayfeather yowled getting all of the worker's attention. Dovewing and Ivypool stopped their work to watch of course Lionblaze had to watch because he was filming, a lot of the time he wanted to look away because the cringe was too painful. Jayfeather sighed and yanked a suitcase from thin air.
"I QUIT!" Jayfeather yowled and stormed out of the building.
"Noooo!" Ashfur hissed. "come back you!" he yowled but only got the finger before the doors slammed shut, a while later they heard Jayfeather's car start then a scream coming from an old lady getting run over.
"FINE! I fire you!" Ashfur yowled over the sound of Jayfeather running into things.
"let's get back to the show," the host hissed pretending his pride wasn't hurt. Ivypool nodded.
"but who will be your co-host?" she asked adjusting her top security badge.
"I will, who need two hosts anyway," Ashfur sniffed sitting down in his chair. "Dovewing I will need you to add to those posters," he mewed gesturing to the identical hand made stacks of posters. The only reason Dovewing had bothered to do each one by hand was that she was too lazy to learn how to use the printer. Ashfur rolled his eyes.
"JUST USE THE PRINTER!" he screamed. Dovewing backed away doing the peace sign. Ivypool nodded.
"we're going to be on in three!" Lionblaze called as the curtains rose. "1,2,3"
"Hello and welcome to win a date with Ashfur!" mewed waving out at the crowd there was loud capping. "today competing over me shall be… Ivypool and Scourge!" Ashfur yowled. They clapped as Ivypool padded onstage and when a small black tom padded after her claps erupted into fans screaming with joy. Scourge took off his shades and waved. Ashfur grinned and pushed the two cats into their seats.
"your first question…" the host read from his card, "who is your least favorite family member?" he asked. Ivypool smiled.
"easy, Shadowkit, he gives me weird vibes," she mewed shrugging innocently. Scourge cracked neck.
"socks, ruby, Jake, Firestar every cat coming off Firestar meaning every cat," Scourge hissed. Ashfur nodded.
"Jayfeather give scourge three points and Ivypool three as well I mean she's right Shadowkit gives me weird vibes as well. Jayfeather?" Ashfur glanced at the chalkboard and sighed the host quickly wrote the marks then sat down again.
"next question. Who gave you the worst Chinese chainsaw?" he asked. Scourge smirked.
"a grizzly bear," he mewed winking at the camera. Ashfur gave Scourge the half eye look for a few seconds before shrugging.
"Ivypool?" he asked getting up ready to write down their score.
"what is a Chinese chainsaw?" she asked.
"lame!" Ashfur hissed giving Scourge two more points and Ivypool none. "next question is, what your mums best embarrassing thing to call you?" he asked.
"tiny," Scourge grumbled crossing his paws.
"that was your name," Ashfur said frowning. "what about you Ivypool?" he asked hoping for a better answer.
"adorable little pumpkin Lumpkin with chocolate sprinkles and sweet hugs," Ivypool recited trying to hide her face. Ashfur grinned.
"three points to Ivypool and Scourge gets one," Ashfur mewed adding marks on the board. "Scourge you are at six and so are you Ivypool," Ashfur told the contestants sitting down again. "your next question!" he mewed grabbing a card quickly read it then threw it aside.
"who cleans your toilets?" he muttered reading another one and chucking it away once he found a good card, he read it out.
"how many bones have you broken?" he asked. Ivypool answered first.
"26!" she mewed proudly.
"never," Scourge said.
"well two points to Scourge and none to Ivypool! Scourge you are now at eight and is winning!" Ashfur mewed adding to marks under Scourge on the board he accidentally broke the chalk and half flicked out into the crowd and hit a cat in the eyeball.
"oops," Ashfur mewed innocently sitting down. "probably your last question. Who recommended you?" Ashfur asked, "and you can't go to the review page!" Ashfur added as Scourge and Ivypool pulled out their phones.
"uh… HHQfandom?" Ivypool asked.
"catspider12?" Scourge guessed next.
"the correct answer is, Moonstar who is a guest." Ashfur replied. "so you all get three points" he added to there disappointment. "meaning Scourge, you have won a date with me!" the host mewed pulling Scourge off stage. Ivypool watched them go and shrugged.
"am I meant to leave to?" Ivypool asked as the curtain lowered.
"yes," Lionblaze mewed and turned off his camera.