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Ashfur sighed remembering his date with Scourge, apparently, the guy didn't like hugs. I'll remember that Ashfur though glancing at his dressing table mirror to see the new nick in his ear. The host sat in his trailer parked in the parking lot right outside his theatre. His phone binged just as he was applying some makeup. The text was from Ivypool.

"get in the theatre now!" Ashfur read. "can't a host have some time to get ready!" he hissed, and he padded out of his trailer and into the building. It wasn't the nicest.

"what is it," he asked marching up to Ivypool who waited for him on the stage with Dovewing.

"look," Ivypool mewed pushing Dovewing forward the grey she-cat had her paws behind her back she took her paws forward to reveal she had no paws!

"the printer cut them off!" Dovewing sobbed.

"What?!" Ashfur hissed his eyeballs almost popping off. "impossible," he hissed.

"but the worst part is," Dovewing sobbed harder, "I won't be able to do the jobs you give me!" she mewed grabbing a suitcase from the side and held it with her elbows. "I have to quit," Dovewing mewed wiping her eyes with her knee, she struggled to leave the building.

"why is everyone leaving me?" Ashfur asked himself sighing, "at least I still have you," he mewed grinning at Ivypool. The she-cat bit her lip.

"Actually, I have to take care of Dovewing," Ivypool explained padding away with a sorry expression she raced outside before Dovewing could try and drive without hands. She left Ashfur slumped over with disappointment.

"let's get ready to start" Ashfur mewed trying to brighten up for the show. Lionblaze nodded and finished setting up his camera and rushed to open the doors. Ashfur grinned out at his crowd when the curtain lifted.

"welcome back, so soon too!" Ashfur mewed smoothing out his fur. "today our competitors are, Bluestar and Tigerstar!" he yowled as the two cats padded onstage. Holding hands! Ashfur glared at them and as quickly as you'd notice it, it was gone.

"straight to it, are you dating any?" he asked. Tigerstar frowned

"yes," he mewed. Ashfur nodded.

"who?" the host asked.

"you didn't ask that," Tigerstar hissed back.

"I'm not really sure," Bluestar answered shrugging. Ashfur nodded.

"two points for Bluestar," Ashfur mewed still glaring at Tigerstar. "next question is who cleans your toilets? THIS AGAIN!" Ashfur yowled but didn't bother to pick a new card.

"the children," Bluestar mewed slyly.

"that's normal," Ashfur answered writing down her answer on a piece of paper.

"the maid," Tigerstar mewed grinning. Ashfur rolled his eyes.

"three points to Bluestar making her at five and Tigerstar at zero," Ashfur mewed snatching up another card. "how many people have you been with?" he asked giving Tigerstar a nervous glance.

"one cat," Bluestar mewed. Tigerstar shrugged and quickly counted on his toes.

"four," he mewed. Ashfur sneered.

"I've dated as much as how many episodes there is!" Ashfur mewed, "Bluestar you get three points and Tigerstar gets none again leaving you at zero and Bluestar at eight!" Ashfur mewed grabbing his next card.

"what do you think of my little pony?" Ashfur asked. Tigerstar shrugged.

"it is pretty lame," he admitted, Bluestar gasped and slapped him across the face.

"my little pony is amazing!" she hissed. Ashfur nodded.

"yeah she's right two points for her and minus ten points for you!" he agreed putting an arm around Bluestar who was muttering dark things about Tigerstar.

"we will go on a date to a My little pony theme park," the host mewed, Bluestar's face brightened.

"really? Let's go!" Bluestar mewed and ran off stage dragging Ashfur with her. Tigerstar huffed and padded slowly after them.