Hi guys! Please enjoy this chapter of Win a date with Ashfur!
Sorry, Empress Nightfrost I had already finished this chapter by the time you answered.
Ashfur sat down on his chair grinning into his camera. Who needs a camera cat. OH! Yah you wouldn't know cause Lionblaze couldn't film it. He quit to take care of Jayfeather who kind of crashed his car and has all his limbs in a cast. And Hollyleaf can't take care of him instead because she is on a ski trip with Fallen leaves who is taking his new freedom around the world.
And Ashfur is too scared to add to the posters because it turns out the printer has teeth and can actually chomp of hands and Dovewing wasn't just being weird.
"I'm by myself now," Ashfur shrugged. "I think it's time to start!" he mewed and rushed off stage to pull up the curtain then rush back onstage.
"welcome all to win a date with Ashfur!" Ashfur mewed bowing. "today with us is Empress Nightfrost and HHQfandom," Ashfur mewed. And two cats padded onstage. On was fling themselves all over the place, arching her back and eternally doing things with her tail.
"this is awesome!" the cat mewed sitting down. "being transformed into a cat for this occasion might be the best thing ever," HHQfandom mewed flicking her tail around her face pawing it.
"I'm the cutest thing ever," she chuckled. (I apologize if you're male HHQfandom I don't know your gender) Ashfur nodded.
"yes being a cat is pretty cool," he mewed and lay on the ground sticking his butt in the air, he shimmied his hind legs closer to his front one until he practically was bending in half.
"We are very flexible," Ashfur mewed flopping back up properly and sitting in his chair. Empress Nightfrost was clearly also enjoying her new body but not so open about it.
"I do miss my hands," she mewed quietly. HHQfandom nodded.
"hands are useful, but our paws are so cute1 and deadly." HHQfandom mewed unsheathing her claws.
"yes, yes, now onto the questions!" Ashfur said rolling his eyes. HHQfandom and Empress fandom nodded sitting on there stools.
"the first Question, who is your least favorite Disney princess," he asked.
"Snow White," both contestants answered at the same time. They looked at each other in surprise.
"reasons?" Ashfur asked again.
"Well, she's just boring!" HHQfandom groaned.
"it confuses me why a prince would kiss a corpse," Empress Nightfrost answered sounding like she was about to burst into a rant.
"you both get two points, I mean the corpse was probably really old, what do the dwarfs have a glass coffin ready lying around? No, they had to buy it or make it, and making it would take a long time and they are far from society so going to town to buy one would also take a long time!" Ashfur ranted and took a deep breath in. HHQfandom and Empress Nightfrost nodded.
"next question!" Ashfur called. Grabbing another card. "Coffee or chocolate?" Ashfur asked and pulled a coffee and a block of chocolate from his bag.
"Chocolate," the contestants mewed at the same time and grinned again.
"wow, great minds think alike!" HHQfandom yowled holding up a paw.
"Yeah!" Nightfrost laughed high pawing her.
"you both get three points," Ashfur mewed, "you're both at five!" he mewed. "your next question is, cats or dogs?" Ashfur mewed.
"If I had to choose life or death, cats," HHQfandom mewed shrugging apologetically at a box of puppies at the side of the stage.
"CATS! WHO WOULDN'T WANT A CUTE LITTLE FLU-" Empress night frost was interrupted by Ashfur her poured the coffee into her mouth. Her eye twitched then she started patting a couch.
"You both get two more points!" Ashfur mewed. "you guys keep answering the same answer," he mewed grinning. "your next question is, what is the grossest Ice cream flavor you've ever had?" He asked. HHQfandom tapped her chin in thought. Empress Nightfrost looked up from the couch she was petting, she had calmed down slightly.
"Mint and chocolate chip, who would put a herb with the best thing in the world?!" she hissed. HHQfandom smiled.
"I've never had a gross flavor just gross jelly beans," she mewed.
"two points for Empress Nightfrost and one for HHQfandom making you at eight and Nightfrost at nine," Ashfur mewed drawing out the last card. "Who is your Favourite warrior cats' mother?" Ashfur asked. HHQFandoms paw shot in the air. "yes?" Ashfur asked pointing at her.
"Brindleface," she mewed. Empress Nightfrost didn't answer she just stared into space.
"um?" Ashfur waved his hand in front of her face.
"Okay, what warrior cat are you oddly obsessed with?" Ashfur asked shrugging at the crowd.
"Ashfur!" she mewed happily waving at him.
"OH! You both get one point," he mewed clasping his paws together.
"but what was the question?" Empress Nightfrost asked frowning.
"doesn't matter, you won this episode! You get to go on a date with me! And HHQfandom you get this block of chocolate," Ashfur shouted chucking the block of chocolate at HHQfandom as he and Empress padded off stage.
"I personally like this prize better than a date with Ashfur," HHQfandom commented padding off stage as well.
Well here we are the second last episode; next episode will be deciding who will be Ashur's mate for the rest of his life! Can't wait to do it!