The final chapter

Ashfur padded proudly onstage. This was the last episode. he had made it through and it was time to decide who is mate was! He was so exited he could poop himself, oh he just did. Ashfur blushed and darted back off the stage and charge for the bathroom, he stepped back out wearing a new suit, not as nice as his first. He strutted onto stage straightening his tie. He sat down in his couch gave the contestants on the side a thumbs up for them to lift the curtain.

"didn't know we had to work here," Mothwing grunted her paws on her hips.

"yeah" Firestar agreed with equal sass.

Ashfur glared at them to zip it and just open the curtains. "hello and welcome to win a date with Ashfur, that's me," Ashfur yowled prancing about along the stage.

"this is our final episode, and we shall have six cats to compete over me as not just there date, but there mate!" he shouted with a flourish. Mothwing rolled her eyes from the side as she padded onstage with all the other contestants.

"we have, Mothwing, Scourge, Firestar, Bluestar, Bramblestar and Squirrelflight!" Ashfur introduced the cats as the walked up to him. They all sat down on one long couch.

"I will still be asking them questions but instead of gaining points they either get kicked off stage or get to stay, the last two standing will have to fight over moi, by drum roll please," Firestar was the first to drum. "by an eating competition!" Ashfur laughed.

"yeah!" Firestar laughed clapping his paws together in joy.

"what do we eat?" Mothwing asked rolling her eyes.

"birthday cake of course," Ashfur mewed giving her a slight bow.

"anyway, you first question, what is your favourite cat in the world's name?" he asked. Mothwing looked slightly confused.

"uh, Mistystar I guess, or Willowpelt," she mewed.

"Sandstorm!" Firestar mewed loyally, he got a big thumbs up from his mate who sat at the front row.

"Bone, he was a really good friend and a loyal follower," Scourge said waving at the camera, in his grandma's lounge Bone waved back.

"Squirrelflight," Bramblestar mewed.

"Bramblestar," Squirrelflight mewed.

"OUT!" Ashfur yowled at Squirrelflight and Bramblestar. "off the stage you've failed out!" Ashfur hissed again pushing the two off the stage into the crowd.

"do I still answer?" Bluestar asked. Ashfur shook his head.

"your next question is, do you have a mate?" he asked.

"yes," Firestar mewed un happy he wouldn't get to eat some birthday cake.

"you know what to do." Ashfur hissed pointing out to the crowd. Firestar nodded glumly.

"Stage dive!" he yowled and flung himself into the crowd, surprisingly no-one side stepped, and they actually caught him.

"anyone else got a mate?" Ashfur asked, the last three shook their heads. "okay because your next question is. What is the most likely weight of a female mammoth 5 weeks pregnant?" Ashfur asked unexpectedly, almost immediately Mothwing replied.

"four metric tone" she mewed smarty.

"that was just a test to see if you're a know it all, get out!" Ashfur pointed out to the crowd. Mothwing shrugged.

"I never wanted to be here anyway!" she mewed hopping off the stage.

"well, well, well. Scourge and Bluestar," Ashfur mewed turning to the last cats he clapped his paws and a hatch opened from the floor, a table covered in birthday cakes rose from it.

"get ready to eat!" Ashfur screamed. "that means go toilet quickly," he added.

After the toilet break

"well are you ready?" Ashfur asked, Bluestar and Scourge sat at the table wearing full body bibs. They nodded and prepared there forks.

"GO!" Scourge threw aside his fork and shoved his face into his first cake. Bluestar tidily ate her food. She cut a slice and pulled a mouthful off with her knife and stabbed it with her fork. When she was eating slice by slice Scourge was eating cake by cake.

"that's disgusting," Bluestar commented once she had swallowed. Scourge was to busy shoving down cake to reply

He was onto his last cake well Bluestar was struggiling to fit in her fith piece she sighed and eneded up shoving her finger down her throat she vomited all over the floor and scourge gasped.

"don't do that! That is really bad for you!" he hissed. Bluestar shrugged carelessly.

"I think eating fourteen whole birthday cake's within ten minutes is more un healthy." She mewed. Scourge glared at her and finished his last cake.

"SCOURGE IS THE WINNER!" Ashfur yowled hopping over the vomit patch and held Scourge's paw in the air.

"oh yeah!" Scourge howled. He wiped his face and took off his full body bib to reveal a wedding suit. Bluestar took off her suit to reveal and Brides dress, but more of a guest's dress now. Yellowfang padded on stage holding a big book. She stood at a microphone and opened her book as some best men stepped on stage. Yellowfang cleared her throat then flicked to the very back of the book.

"You may kiss the groom," she mewed slamming the book shut. Ashfur swooped Scourge into a dip and kissed him. It was followed with weeping and clapping.

"Goodbye!" Ashfur mewed waving to the crowd once he put Scourge back up. The curtain dropped.

The end.