Chapter sixteen: Kelsey and Bella

"Mom!" I yelled right as I opened the front door, still clad in Jacob's old clothes.

She came rushing from her room, arms held out. We shared a big bear hug. Jacob even hugged my mother as well, it was such a Kodak moment.

"You finally decided to be home I see," Kelsey said looking between me and Jacob.

"I missed you mom,"

She rolled her eyes. "Of course you did, what do you need this time?"

I giggled. "Change of clothes, food, and a day with you and my boyfriend and then later tonight I plan to go to Bella's,"

Kelsey's face lit up at the mention of Bella's name. "It's so nice that you plan to go over there. Charlie invited me for dinner tonight. He wanted you to come along,"

What!? Is Charlie trying to hook up with my mother? How strange can this get. Kelsey would be the last person I thought Charlie would ever fall for, I mean he is the law and she is a total wreck! This wouldn't work out and I would hate to see my mother hurt in the end but then again having the chance to be related to Bella would be pretty awesome!

Staying off the subject of my mother's love life I decided to change the subject. "I'm going in my room to change. Jacob's going to make lunch for us today, so don't cook anything,"

Kelsey looked at Jacob in total awe. "Thanks hun, I hate cooking,"

"No problem Ms. Love," Jacob replied running his hand through his shoulder length black hair.

She watched as we disappeared around the corner and into my room. I was glad to be out of her sight for the time being. The whole Charlie thing just overwhelmed me for a minute. Best to get away before she has time to talk about it again.

Jacob sat on my bed as I went through my closet stuffed with clothes. I pulled out faded blue ripped jeans, and a pink baby T with a gold peace sign in the front.

I grabbed my brush on my bedside table and worked the knots out of my hair. Jacob chuckled as I struggled, the knots getting the best of me. He motioned me to sit in between his legs on the bed and I obeyed.

He took the brush out of my hands and brushed out the knots without any struggle.

"Baby, you are awesome!" I commented, feeling the silk of my hair after its been brushed.

"Thanks, I have the same problem sometimes," Jacob said smiling.

I kissed him on the lips, keeping our faces inches from each other afterwards. Jacob looked deeply in my eyes, his hand cupping the side of my face. He closed the gap between us, kissing me passionately.

Jacob fell back bringing me down with him without breaking the kiss. Switching posistions he became on top as I wrapped my legs around his waist on the bottom. His hands trailed along my body as his tongue entered my mouth.

The moment was heating up quickly. The clothes I just put on slowly started coming off. My pants were the first to come off. I felt his fingertips trail between my legs.

I let out a soft moan of pleasure as I felt his fingers enter me. Jacob kissed me harder as he pleasured me, the moment was so prefect.

Just before we could get any further my mother walked in, turning on the light as she did. She smiled, catching us in the moment. Jacob froze in terror as I pulled the blanket over us.

"Mother! Do you know how to knock!?" I screamed at her.

She continued to smile, holding in her laugh. "I'm sorry honey, but I'm hungry. When is lunch?" her voice became to crack and it was getting hard for her not to laugh.

"It will be done in a few minutes! Get out!"

"O-Okay!" she stuttered, her body jolting to side to side as her laughter was getting the best of her. "Sorry t-to both-her you,"

My mother closed my bedroom door shut. Her laughter erupted through the house as soon as the door was closed.

I pulled my jeans back on, disappointing Jacob. He wished to continue but I knew my mother would walk in again. He pecked me on the lips before leaving the bedroom to the kitchen.

Kelsey pretended to watch a funny show when I joined her in the living room. Jacob looked through every cabinet trying to find something for lunch. I helped him out by grabbing five boxes of macaroni and cheese, leaving him to find the ingredients needed.

Lunch was done quickly, thank god. My mother couldn't stop asking when we would eat. Jacob and I both were already annoyed with her. Eating at the same table will be even worse.

Jacob sat next to me while my mother took head of the table. She looked at the large bowl of macaroni and cheese skeptically, probably trying to find a reason why he made so much.

"Mom, he didn't poison the food," I said grabbing a small bowl's worth. She picked at it for a moment. "Seriously mom, its fine. Right Jacob?"

"Sure, sure," he replied naturally. His mind was too concentrated on the food.

"Why is there so much?" Kelsey looked over the bowl full of noodles. "There's only three people eating. This will all go to waste after tonight,"

My god she is embarrassing. "Jacob eats a lot. There won't be extras I promise,"

"Yeah don't worry Ms. Love, my friends and father like to tell me I eat like a wolf," He smirked at his little joke.

I giggled quietly.

"Fine, and thank you for making this Jacob. It looks delicious," Kelsey finally took her first bite.

Lunch wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. My mother seemed to act a bit normal besides what she did towards the begining.

We joined her for a afternoon movie. She let me pick out the DVD and of course I picked my favorite, Donnie Darko. It's such a classic and an amazing movie! Plus Donnie is really hot.

Jacob is hot to but hey I can like men that I will never ever get. It's not a crime to fantasize. Plus I would pick Jacob over him any day.


Bella informed me before I left to her house that Charlie wanted to have fun family time. We both knew this was going to turn our horribly. As long as we stayed in her room the entire time, it wouldn't be too painful for us. I really didn't want to see my mother flirt with Charlie or any other man.

Her room was very cute. I could tell Edward stayed over night a lot. Some of his clothes were strewn all over the floor. Bella picked them up, throwing them in her closet.

I took a seat on her bed, sitting cross legged. Bella sat in the computer chair, twirling around like a little kid.

"So about Jacob and Edward, eh?" I started. The silence was a little awkward for me.

Bella nodded. "They never fought like this before. I don't know what has gotten into Edward or Jacob,"

"I don't want a war to break out over me. Jacob seriously has anger problems,"

"Well he can't help it. It's in his nature to get angry easily when someone is messing with the things or people he loves,"

She was right, but this fighting wasn't necessary. "I got it. My mother has been planning a trip to California for awhile and she finally thinks we can go. I'll bring Jacob with me and try to convince him to stop all the drama. And while were away you can talk to Edward too. It'll be easier if we have them alone,"

"Sounds good! I think it should work. We can call each other on the progress and maybe Jacob and Edward will talk on the phone and work it out. If they did it in person they would probably throw punches again,"

"Yeah, so I'll talk to my mom and get the trip planned!"

Before I we could discuss any further, my mother was calling our names. Dinner was ready. We both groaned before heading downstairs.

The table was set and the potatoes, b-b-q chicken was placed in the middle of the table. Charlie sat next to Kelsey on one side of as Bella and I took the two seats opposite of them.

It was very awkward watching my mother and Charlie flirt secretly during dinner. I couldn't help but gag every time Kelsey offered to help him with the chicken. The fact that Charlie had trouble with it was beyond me. All you had to do was stick it in your mouth. A baby could do that!

I noticed Bella choke on her food when Charlie would compliment Kelsey. He said some crazy shit too. Who tells someone they have a nice posture? Parents are a mystery.

"Are you a protester for peace Avril?" Charlie asked in between bites. He must have noticed my shirt.

I swallowed my food before answering. "Yeah, I'm a hippy at heart,"

"During my teen years I remember all my friends were hippies. We would sometimes stand outside buildings and beg for peace around the world. It was very funny to me because I think war is good for the country,"

My mother nodded her head, agreeing. Her blond hair was actually down. She seemed to be pretty serious with Charlie. "I agree,"

I rolled my eyes. "So you think its okay to kill someone to get your way? That's fucked up,"

"Avril!" Kelsey hissed. "Watch your language.

Bella giggled, holding in her laugh as much as she could. Charlie shot her a death glare and she quickly controlled her giggles.

"Sorry, we have to agree to disagree," I said, giving up the whole fight. It wasn't worth it.

"Bella," my mother started. "I hear you've been dating Edward for awhile now. Do you go on double dates with Jacob and Avril?"

Bella smiled politely. "We try but the boys just don't get along,"

Charlie frowned. "I knew Edward would hate a good kid like Jacob,"

Bella rolled her eyes this time. "Charlie stop. Edward is a good man,"

"Yeah, he's a sweetheart and Bella is lucky to have one of the few men who are like him," I added, helping my best friend out.

She smiled at me, I smiled in return.

"I think your one of the good men out in the world Charlie," Kelsey said touching his hand with her fingertips.

He smiled, holding her hand. "Thank you Kelsey, you are a fine woman,"

Both Bella and I almost fell out of our chairs for laughing so hard. Who says that to someone? Those had to be the corniest lines I have ever heard in my life! My mother should be beat down for that one.

Tears sprang in my eyes, my stomach ached with pain as I continued to laugh. Bella clung on to me on the floor. We couldn't stand from laughing so much. Our parents didn't like it one bit.

After regaining control of each other we rushed up to her room to finish the night off. Our laughter echoed through the house until her bedroom door cut off all noise.