Hey guys! YO, what up? :D Lol!
Okay okay... I gotta tell you guys a story, and I'm thinking maybe I should work it into a rule somehow. Okay, so the other day I went into the room my brother was in, and I pretended I was a pregnant femme, sticking my stomach out, and I was all "Megatron, I'm sparked! I'm gonna have a baby!" And so he does probably the funniest thing he's ever done in reference to Transformers: he points his finger at me, makes a gun cocking noise, and asks, "Is it chrome or titanium?"
XD We couldn't stop laughing for like a full minute. Should I somehow make that into a rule?
Well, thanks to much nudging (okay, well, not really THAT much), I gave in and posted the first chapter of my actual bots shrunk down story. It's simply called "Honey, I Shrunk the Robots," and it should be on my profile there. So if you wanna check that out in addition to the rules, if you haven't already, I would bow in your presence.
Also, it is December 23 where I am. Considering my pen name, HAPPY MARIK ISHTAR'S BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE.
This is a bit short because I was fixing the numeration since I made a little oopsie, but here we go with zee credit!
Credit to Klicks for Rule #12: Rumble and Frenzy discover the consequences of "shaking up" Tally's life and room.
Credit to Anonymous BW FG for Rule #13: RickRolling gets old fast, and the Jettwins really shouldn't have done it so close to Christmas.
Credit to Klicks for Rule #14: The 'Cons learned the hard way not to mess with Tally while she's eating.
Credit to Enchanted for Rule #15: When cleaning, it would be best to either not bring Hound and Wheeljack, or to just stop freaking out over spiders. Which isn't exactly... possible.
I'm loving all the suggestions! I've got a little list marked down heehee!
Hope you all enjoy!
12. Rumble and Frenzy, you guys like making "earthquakes"? Then you get to clean up afterwards.
(Sometimes I think Decepticon twins are worse than Autobot ones.)
(Considering that the Autobots have three sets of twins - Skids and Mudflap, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, Jetfire and Jetstorm - and the Decepticons only have one, that's saying something.)
(At least the Autobot twins don't act like my room is sitting on an active a fault line.)
(Rumble and Frenzy seem to think it's funny to cause little room-quakes.)
(After which, everything that's not bolted down gets thrown all over the freaking place.)
(Anyone wanna throw out a guess as to how many things in my room are bolted down?)
(That's right. None.)
(The last time they did it, I was sitting on the bed, blissfully ignorant as I painted a picture on my wall to "Tally" it up a bit.)
(Five seconds later, the room shook and the paint from my can ended up covering half the wall.)
(The wall on the other side of the room.)
(Rumble and Frenzy weren't allowed to have any cookies till they washed off my wall.)
(I think they got the message.)
13. If you RickRoll me, I suggest you prepare for the hugest indignity of your life.
(Okay, so maybe Autobot twins are worse.)
(I should never have let Jetfire and Jetstorm use the computer.)
(Apparently they clicked on a random link that probably was leading to something incredibly stupid, and got RickRoll'd.)
(Of course, being the random Russian jets they are, they clearly weren't annoyed by it.)
(They were intrigued, fascinated... and obviously more than a little twisted.)
(Later that same day, I was heading out to get some Decorate-Your-Own ornaments, for the first holiday season with my little bots.)
(I opened my purse to check how much money I had left from my last commission, and out popped the Jettwins, like a RickRolling jackass-in-the-box.)
"Never going to be giving you up~ Never going to be letting you down~"
(I had to blink a few times before I realized what was happening.)
(By that time they were grinning at me, as if they actually expected me to like what they'd just done.)
(I plucked them out of my purse, tied some pipe cleaner and cotton balls to them, and hung them on my Christmas tree as an example to all the others.)
(Jetfire made a very jolly Santa, and Jetstorm was a beautiful angel on top of my tree. They were quite the festive pair.)
(Starscream asked if I would please keep them there and "never let them down.")
(I asked him if he wanted to be the star on my tree next year.)
(That's the fastest I've ever seen him shut up.)
14. Warning to the Decepticons: do not get between me and my food. You may lose... no, that's not even right - you WILL lose an arm.
(With the way most of the Decepticons attack my food whenever I'm trying to eat, you'd think I didn't feed them.)
(Well, okay, I may punish them by depriving them of one meal, but it's not like I starve them or anything.)
(I have more respect for action figures' rights than to neglect them.)
(So why is it that the Decepticons want my food?)
(Rumble and Frenzy seem to cause a lot of trouble. While trying to get my food, Rumble distracted me by getting me to turn around, away from my plate, while Frenzy snuck up and pilfered some of my yummies.)
(The fatal flaw in their plan was that Frenzy was trying to lift a chicken leg.)
(It goes without saying that he dropped it, alerting me to their little game, and the pair ran off before I had enough time to think of an appropriate punishment.)
(Next time, I was a little more aware.)
(Blitzwing landed on my shoulder while I was munching away on a popsicle, sitting in front of the TV.)
(He asked me to change the channel, so I reached down for the remote.)
(At which time his Random face took a giant, jack-o'lantern-shaped bite out of my popsicle.)
(He tried to fly away, but I grabbed him, glared at him, and pointedly popped his arm off.)
(I have since returned his arm, but he made the wise decision to stay away from me while I'm eating now.)
15. When cleaning out any place, I should remember that there are probably spiders. Oh, and I shouldn't let Wheeljack or Hound come with me if there are spiders.
(I've finally found something Skywarp and I can agree on.)
(Spiders are scary.)
(I hate them with every fiber of my being. I sleep in fear of spider bites, and the second I see anything that could be a spiderweb, even if it's just a cobweb, I Raid-spray the shit out of everything.)
(Now, since I only recently bought this house and the only people that have been living in it are mini robots, there are a few things to clean up.)
(Like the garage, the attic, the basement.)
(I usually accept the bots' help, but I have to get it in my mind not to take Wheeljack or Hound cleaning with me.)
(If I see a spider, I freak out. I jump up on the nearest table/chair and scream.)
"Kill it, kill it, kill it!"
(Hound won't kill it. Hound will admire it and maybe even pet it.)
(Even has this nerdy, giddy smile on his face the whole time, like he's discovered a unicorn or something.)
(And it can't bite him because he's, oh, plastic.)
(Wheeljack? Different can of nuts. And I do mean NUTS.)
(He picks up the spider, and gets progressively closer to me with it.)
(Monitoring my reactions so I can help you, my ass. He's a mad scientist and he's using my fear to conduct his sick experiments!)
(Next time, I bring Mirage.)
(He kills spiders.)
I'll probably update tomorrow just because I put a Christmassy rule in there for you guys. So be on your toes!
Hope you all liked, and as usual suggestions are welcomed warmly!
Thankies for reading! ^^