NOTE: Please do not take this one seriously, this one's just for the laughs...oh the OOCness...

Fire

"AAAAAAIIIIII!"

Glorfindel's distraught screams brought Erestor running, half-expecting to find the famed Balrog-slayer mauled and murdered on the floor of his study, from the way he was carrying on.

"Glorfindel! Goodness gracious, whatever is the matter?" Erestor cried in terror as he skidded to a stop before the open door, eyes wide with fright.

It must be understood that Glorfindel's sudden outburst gave him a great scare indeed.

"I burnt myself!" the golden-haired warrior cried pitifully, finger in mouth, candle flickering innocently on his desk.

"However did you manage that?" asked Erestor, relieved.

"I touched it. I wanted to see if I could still get burnt, post re-incarnation. I didn't think I would." he explained sheepishly, finger still in mouth.

"Well that was stupid. Here, let me take it out before you do anything else reckless."

"Erestor, stop, that flame is evil!" Glorfindel cried, lunging at it as Erestor grabbed for it.

"Ai! Erestor, you are on fire!" Glorfindel cried with dismay as the candle was knocked off the desk in the violent struggle, setting the hem of Erestor's trailing dark robes alight.

Although Erestor himself remained calm, Glorfindel panicked, dragging his friend to the floor and attempting to extinguish the small fire with his body and robes.

"Get off me, you moron!"

"But Erestor, you are on fire! I'm trying to save you!"

Little Estel, concerned by the loud and rather panicked cries coming from Glorfindel's study, hurried in to behold the two Elves apparently tussling on the floor, both slightly on fire, yelling wildly, Glorfindel slapping Erestor with his own robes, and Erestor pulling Glorfindel's hair ferociously in an attempt to get him off.

Little Estel took one look at the situation, squeezed his eyes shut, and shrieked:

"Ada! Glor' and 'stor are trying to kill each other!"