All the other waffs with the pumped up nrts you better run better run out run my PaNcAkEy
~ Pumped Up Pancakes

Ezooku arrived in front of the school looking like a fucking retard. He was cosplaying as Spongebong Square Joint, The Hemp Crusader (THC). THC was the number two hero right after All Nuts. Ezooku walked into class and reached into his bag and pulled out the pancake smg. Everyone screamed and ducked for cover while Pumped Up Pancakes played over the intercom. He tried to shoot them but Ezooku didn't have any bullets. Some kid ran up and ate the pancake smg. Ezooku started screeching and then the B-FBI busted into the room. "B-FBI OPEN UP!" Suddenly the windows and doors blew up and the B-FBI busted in. "Scalpel! B-FBI" The B-FBI started cutting people up with their scalpels while people were screaming ":B-FBI!" One of the B-FBI members nipples stretched out and turned into scalpels. The Scalpel nipples started spinning like helicopter blades. Some kid walked into the classroom "WHATS GOING O- the students head flew off and hit some fuck in the dick. Other students were sucked into the nipple blades. They were all to retarded to use their Quirlks so they got massacred.

All of this because Ezooku tried to shoot up the school but had no bullets. Ezooku jumped out the window and landed on ALL NUTS. ALL NUTS was the number one hero that had destroyed all villains when his gigantic NUTS. Sometimes he tea-bagged his enemies to death. ALL NUTS' Nuts were weapons strong enough to destroy the moon. If ALL NUTS jacks off its strong enough to destroy a planet. His signature move is the Dallas Smash he grabs his nuts and smashes people in the face with them.

"I AM ALL NUTS WHAT DOING HERE?" Ezooku said, "s-save Zooku from bullshitters, the school got shot up by the B-FBI." ALL NUTS saw a nipple blade flying everywhere and said to the kid, "THEY'RE NOT HERE FOR YOU KID, THEY'RE HERE FOR MY NUTS," All Nuts pulled down his pants and revealed his NUTS. The Nuts were seven feet tall and five feet wide. Ezooku looked at ALL NUTS and asked "Where your Pancake?" All Nuts was confused " PANCAKE?" he questioned the kid. "Pancake Pancake PANCAKE" The kid was really fucking weird All Nuts realized. "ALRIGHT KID I'LL GIVE YOU PANCAKES, JUST GRAB ON MY NUTS". And so Ezooku grabbed onto ALL NUTS' Nuts and they flew off towards the sunset with Zooku haling Hitler.

Pancake Haus (Insert Swastika Here)

ALL NUTS and Ezooku sat at a table eating pancakes. They were surrounded by Nazis and Nazi waiters and waitresses. All of the staff was cos-playing as Nazis and walked around Sieg Hailing. "Give Zooku more pancake! Zooku want more pretty pancake". The pancakes were shaped as a Swastika covered in syrup. The plates the pancakes were on had pictures of Adolf Hitler on them. The restaurants motto was "You chose the Reich place". "KID I'M SURE YOU'RE WONDERING WHY THE B-FBI IS AFTER ME." Ezooku replied " Z-Zooku don't care Zooku only want pancakes" ALL NUTS didn't listen to the kid and continued in his story " YOU SEE KID THERE ARE THESE GEMS CALLED THE INFINITE ROCKS. ONCE ALL SIX ROCKS ARE GATHERED THEY ARE PLACED IN THE MEGA GAY GLOVE AND GRANT POWER OVER STUFF. THE B-FBI ARE AFTER ME BECAUSE MY NUTS ARE INFINITE ROCKS." Ezooku didn't care about All Nuts' story all he cared about was Pancakes. All Nuts realized Ezooku wasn't listening to his story and said " YOU WEREN'T LISTENING BOY I SWEAR TO BOOTLEG GOD I WILL TEA-BAG YOU INTO OBLIVION!" Ezooku kept eating pancakes syrup was flying everywhere.

Then suddenly the door was blown off and Bakagoo stepped in " Found you Ezooku, its tentacle time!" Ezooku looked up and saw tentacles flopping around like wet noodles. All Nuts stood up " YOU WILL LEAVE THIS KID ALONE FORE I WILL USE MY NUTS TO SAVE THIS KID". Bakagoo said, "Bring it on All Nuts I will defeat you". Bakagoo readied his tentacles to attack All Nuts, but he got slapped in the face by All Nuts' Nuts. Bakagoo flew through Pancake Haus' wall unconscious

Suddenly from outside Pancake Haus they heard " B-FBI COME OUT WITH YOUR NUTS UP IF YOU DON"T HAVE NUTS PUT UP YOUR DICKS IF YOU DON"T HAVE THOSE PUT UP YOUR PANCAKES." All Nuts froze he knew that voice it was B-FBI Director, Bulk Trojan. He was a former WRASTLER his Quirlk: Pec Rejection he could absorb and shoot things out of his pecs. Ezooku was still eating pancakes and he walked out to see what the commotion was he saw Bulk Trojan, the B-FBI Director. Bulk Trojan looked at the kid and recognized him, " Oh Fuck its the pancake kid". Ezooku pulled out his pancake smg this time he had his bullets. Pancakes bullets penetrated some of the B-FBI agents until they activated their quirlks. Suddenly nipple blades busted from the B-FBI agents shirts, deflecting the pancake bullets. The pancake bullets ricochet and flew into Ezooku's mouth and ate them. Some of the bullets hit B-FBI Agents in the anus killing them from anal bleeding. One of the B-FBI agent's dick stretched out and grew blades. The people inside the Pancake Haus were confused and concerned at the same time. One of the waiters jumped out of the window and used his Quirlk: Gas Chamber Projection. With this Quirlk he can summon a gas chamber anywhere he wants. Gasu Shitsunai was immediately hired by Pancake Haus because he reminded them of their lord and savior Adolf Hitler.

"It is I Gasu Shitsinai here to gas the Jews!" The B-FBI heard about this guy the Gas Chamber Quirlk he was dangerous. The B-FBI members knew that one of them cold defeat Gasu. Dick Blade Guy was the second in command of the B-FBI, his Quirlk was Dick Blade with it he could stretch his dick and grow blades on it. Gasu Shitsunai looked at Ezooku and said " We need to form an alliance to beat this guy"." Z-Zooku don't need help Zooku only need PaNcAkEy". Gasu didn't know what the fuck was wrong with this guy, but then he thought of something, " I will give you as many pancakes as you want if you help me." Ezooku pulled out his pancake rpg and shot pancakes at Dick Blade Guy but his dick blade cut the pancake in half before it hit him. Dick Blade Guy laughed and said, " That pathetic attack can't hurt me you fucking loser!" Gasu Shitsunai summoned a Gas Chamber around Dick Blade Guy and a bunch of chlorine filled the chamber. The gas entered Dick Blade Guys body and began destroying his lungs. Dick Blade Guy began coughing up blood he knew if he didn't get out now he would die. Gasu stared at the chamber for a bit before running off with Ezooku to help All Nuts