"YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T RUN FROM MY NUTS" All Nuts knew he could defeat Bulk Trojan with his NUTS. "You fool my Quirlk is too strong for your nuts". All Nuts ran at Bulk and used Dallas Smash on Bulk but Bulk's Pecs clamped down on the NUTS. " OH NO, HE HAS MY NUTS". Bulk started spinning All Nuts around by his nuts. Bulk released All Nuts who was sent flying and crashed into a Children's Hospital that was destroyed by his nuts.

Gasu and Ezooku arrived and saw All Nuts crash into a children's hospital Gasu said, "Oh fuck All Nuts no!" Bulk looked at them and said "All right ya fucks, Ya thought you could run from Bulk Trojan, Now prepare to be destroyed by my pecs", as he started flexing his pecs "Now you saddlebags are fucked". Ezooku fired his Pancake SMG but the bullets were absorbed by Bulk's pecs. Bulk shoot the pancake bullets back at Ezooku and Gasu but Ezooku ate them. Gasu summoned a Gas Chamber beside Bulk and turned to Ezooku and said, "You need to push him into the chamber". Ezooku reached into his bag and pulled out a pancake dildo that he shoved into Bulk's mouth and pushed him into the chamber. Bulk was being pushed back by the pancake dildo. Bulk was pushed into the chamber and the pancake dildo was pulled out of his mouth. Bulk started coughing up tons and tons of syrup. Gasu didn't know what to do after he witnessed that horror. "What in the name of Bootleg God was that?!" Ezooku looked at Gasu and said, " That was Z-Zooku's special technique Throat Destroyer". Gasu stared at Ezooku and asked, "What was your quirlk again?" " Z-zooku doesn't have a Quirlk. Z-Zooku has PaNcAkEy."

Meanwhile, at the other gas chamber, Dick Blade Guy was thinking of how to escape. Dick Blade Guy started furiously stroking his dick like there was no tomorrow. Dick Blade Guy participated in No Nut November so he hadn't nutted in thirty days. Dick Blade Guy's dick launched out at light speed and flew over the chamber.

Cocktaco and her grandfather were grilling in the park to commemorate the anniversary of her grandmother's death. Cocktaco started crying but her grandfather was patting her on the back. "Its okay shes with us inside our hear-" but suddenly a dick blade shot through his heart and pinned him to a tree. Cocktaco screamed, " NO not again!" First, her grandmother was killed by a rock and now her grandfather with a dick blade. Dick Blade Guy's dick blade was stuck inside the grandfather and the tree. He couldn't pull it back to him so he cut it off. Cocktaco watched all of this happen and thought to herself ' What in the name of Bootleg God is going on? You know what fuck it I'm outta here.' Cocktaco queefed her way back to the moon.

'Why is my dick blade so small?' Dick Blade Guy thought to himself. His dick blade looked like a noodle and the tip looked like a Skittle. Some random guy walking down the street felt a poke and looked down to see a dick was stabbed by a dick skittle. Dick Blade Guy could absorb life force from whatever his dick blade stabbed in to. But since the dick blade was so small it would take awhile. Slowly blood was being drained from the guy's neck into Dick Blade Guy's dick making it bigger. The guy was letting this happen because he was retarded. Once the man was fully drained he deflated and turned into a waffle. Dick Blade Guy was fully charged he ran off to help Bulk Trojan.

Bulk absorbed all the gas inside of the chamber with his Quirlk: Pec Rejection. Bulk destroyed the chamber walls with his pec fists. You see Bulk could grow fists out of his pecs and punch the fuck out things. "Alright, you saddlebag fucks your both going down".Bulk ran up and put Ezooku and Gasu in a choke hold with his pecs and began releasing the gas. " T-This is it... this is where we die...no' Gasu thought. ' We ...we get out this, use your pancake." Ezooku and Gasu were about to pass out when they heard " DALLAS SMASH!" Suddenly nuts flew out of nowhere and smashed Bulk in the face.

All Nuts pulled himself out of the children's hospital. Children were crying for help but All Nuts ignored them, they were going to die anyway. All Nuts rushed to help the pancake kid and the gas chamber guy.

All Nuts arrived on the scene and smashed Bulk in the face with his NUTS. Bulk was sent flying into the Children's Hospital for Epilepsy that was across the street from the Children's Hospital for Cancer Kids. Bulk landed in the Common Room and all the children surrounded him. One of them said, "Wow! Its Bulk Trojan the B-FBI Director".Bulk couldn't control his Quirlk so his pecs opened up and released a flash-bang. The children had epileptic seizures so bad that they fucking died. Bulk left the Children's Hospital for Epilepsy and walked down the street and ended up at the Children's Hospital for Lung Problems. There he was surrounded by children and lost control of his Quirlk and released the gas from the gas chamber and killed he kids. Bulk left this hospital and found himself at another hospital, The Children's Hospital for Goblin Rape Victims. Bulk expected to be surrounded by kids again, but they didn't show up. So Bulk released the Goblins that were stored in his pecs.

All Nuts picked Gasu and Ezooku after he hit them with his nuts when he Dallas Smashed Bulk. All Nuts carried Gasu and Ezooku away. He put Gasu back in the Pancake Haus. All Nuts didn't know where Ezooku lived so he was going to bring him back to his house. As All Nuts was walking back to his house he heard something that sounded like a helicopter. All Nuts looked up and saw Dick Blade Guy with his dick blade spinning around like a helicopter blade. Suddenly Bulk appeared to deliver a kill shot on All Nuts and Ezooku. At the same time, Dick Blade Guy swooped down to deliver a kill shot on All Nuts and Ezooku. Bulk ended up right in front of Dick Blade Guy's path. Bulk was decapitated, stabbed in the chest, and minced. Dick Blade Guy thought he had killed All Nuts and Ezooku but when he looked down he saw Bulk Trojan, or what was left of him. "OH FUCK BOSS NO!"

Dick Blade Guy flew away in shame. All Nuts picked up Ezooku and brought him into his house and put him on the couch. All Nuts sat down in his recliner and turned on the TV to the Nut Workout Video.

Meanwhile at the B-FBI Headquarter

13 robed figures T-Posed around Dick Blade Guy to assert their dominance. "Alright you fuck you killed the director, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dick Blade Guy hung his head in shame and said, " You old fucks! You what, I don't care anymore, GIF IS PRONOUNCED YIFF!" The robed figures all said, " We were going to promote you because Bulk was a MEGA GAY Douchebag, but because of what you said, YOU'RE FIRED!" The robed figures threw Dick Blade Guy out of the window.

Suddenly Otnort ran into the room and said, " Guys I found our new director."

Otnort was a legendary inter-dimensional warrior who went to different dimensions stealing people's nipples to make his nipple powers stronger.

Otnort reached into his pocket and pulled out a half-eaten hamburger. "This is our new director". The robed figures looked at him like he was retarded until they said as one, "All right". Their reasoning? A half-eaten hamburger would be better than Bulk Trojan.