Bootleg MHA Ch4

Ezooku woke up in All Nut's house and started walking around looking for pancakes. Ezooku walked into the living room and saw the tv was on and was playing a nut workout video. The guy in the video had his nuts out squeezing the bar with his nuts. Next, the guy bench pressed 420 pounds with his nuts. Ezooku didn't understand why they weren't using their pancakeys. Ezooku left in search of the kitchen. Ezooku found the kitchen and began tearing it apart in search of the godly pancakes. Ezooku searched through the cabinets looking for pancakes but only found nut protein and cereal full of vitamin NUTS. Ezooku began autistically screeching for pancakes and All Nuts. Suddenly something fell over upstairs and caused a massive bang. Ezooku Furuto ran up the stairs in search of the noise. Ezooku busted into the room where the noise came from and saw some shriveled up fuckbag sitting on the bed. The shriveled up fuckbag had long saggy nuts that looked like raisins.

All Nuts woke up still tired from his epic fight with Bulk Trojan. What an epic fight it was, his nuts were still sore from being clamped by Bulk's Pecs. Truly Bulk was a formidable opponent his Quirlk: Pec Rejection was nothing to laugh at either. All Nuts still felt bad about knocking Gasu and the kid out with his nuts. Speaking of the kid he should be waking up right around now. His thoughts were confirmed when he heard shouts of pancake coming from downstairs. He wasn't ready for the first scream though because when he heard it he jumped and his saggy nuts knocked the lamp off the bedside table. The lamp hit the ground and shattered revealing some nut protein bars he had hidden inside of it. " I was wondering where I put those nut protein bars." All Nuts was about to get up to get the nut protein bars when his bedroom door slammed open and the kid ran into his room. All Nuts' eyes widened in shock, the secret he had kept hidden for years had been found out in a day by some kid he had just meet yesterday.

'OH NO! He wasn't supposed to see me like this.' All Nuts looked up in shock the kid had seen his true form. Ezooku looked at the shriveled up fuckbag and screeched "REEEEEEEE". Ezooku pulled a pancake dildo out of nowhere and began smacking All Nuts with it. " Who you, what you All Nuts." Before All Nuts could respond Ezooku pulled another pancake dildo out of nowhere and dual-wielded them. "ENOUGH OF THIS!" Suddenly All Nuts inflated into his muscle form. All Nuts' nuts inflated like the balloons the pedo clowns do at children's birthday parties. Ezooku ran into the corner and *INSERT CONFUSED SCREAM MEME HERE*. All Nuts grabbed a pair of superelastic pants from his drawer and put them on. The pants were so stretchy they could fit around the entire Kingdom Tower. "Why you pancakes saggy?" All Nuts was confused, "PANCAKES? DO YOU MEAN MY NUTS?" Ezooku nodded, "Pancake".

"OK KID I'LL TELL YOU HOW I GOT THIS FORM. IT ALL HAPPENED WHEN I FOUGHT THIS ONE SADDLEBAG BY THE NAME OF ALL CROTCH. WE FOUGHT AN EPIC BATTLE OF NUTS AND CROTCHES, BUT IN THE END, HE BEAT ME AND TEABAGGED ME. ALL CROTCH HAS CONTROL OVER ALL CROTCHES IN THE UNIVERSE. I ALMOST BEAT HIM, BUT I TRIPPED OVER MY OWN NUTS, AND FELL INTO A NUT CHIPPER." Ezooku raised his hand to ask a question, "What nut chip do?' All Nuts answered, "ALRIGHT KID I'LL PUT THIS IN SIMPLE TERMS, IT'S LIKE A WOOD CHIPPER, BUT WITH NUTS. GOT IT?" Ezooku nodded his head like he understood, but in reality, he still had no clue what a nut chipper was. " ALL CROTCH JUMPED IN AFTER ME SO HE COULD GET THE INFINITE ROCKS HIDDEN WITHIN THEM." All Nuts handed Ezooku a letter with the initials ' CSFB'. Ezooku was confused again. "CSFB what that?'

"ALRIGHT THE CSFB STANDS FOR THE COLLEGE FOR SUPER FUCKBAGS. THE CSFB IS THE BEST EDUCATION SYSTEM FOR UP AND COMING SUPER FUCKBAGS. IT WAS FOUNDED BY SOME SUPER FUCKBAG BACK IN THE DAY. THE PRINCIPAL OF THE CSFB IS SOMEONE YOU SHOULD KNOW VERY WELL, THE GOLDEN PANCAKE. HE WAS THE NUMBER SUPER FUCKBAG BEFORE HE RETIRED AND ALL NUTS TOOK OVER."

"Z-Zooku doesn't have quirlk Zooku has pancakey". "DON'T WORRY KID I CAN GIVE YOU A QUIRLK JUST STAND RIGHT THERE". All Nuts started slapping his nuts through his super elastic pants. His nuts began to release Gamma Radiation that started to melt Ezooku. " Z-Zooku not feeling so good Slap Nuts" Ezooku was slowly melting into goo and so was his backpack full of pancakes. Ezooku was now just a pile of goo and so was his backpack pancakes. "WELL, THERE GOES ANOTHER SUCCESSOR. MIGHT AS WELL FIND A NEW SUCCESSOR." All Nuts grabbed his vacuum cleaner and sucked up the Ezooku pancake batter. Inside the vacuum cleaner, the Ezooku goo and Pancake batter fused to become one being. All Nuts walked to the basement and poured the Ezooku pancake batter into the basement along with his previous dead successors. The basement was halfway filled up with dead mutated successors of All Nuts. Some of the successors were mutated to the max. One of them was a fucking tree for some reason. One looked like a cross between a Turtle and a Camel which would be Tamal or Curtle whichever you prefer. Anyway, All Nuts poured the Ezooku pancake batter into the basement. All Nuts took one last look into the basement shrugged his shoulders and walked away without a care in the world.

The next day Cocktaco was walking in the park with her older brother. She was going to show him the spot where their grandfather had died. He didn't believe her when she told him he was impaled onto a tree by a dick blade. So she was going to show him the blade hole and the blood on the tree. Once they had reached the tree Cocktaco said: "See I told you this was where Grandpa died!" Cocktaco was so sure this would prove to her brother she was telling the truth about their Grandpa. "Cocktaco you know that anyone could have died here. It could've been a B-FBI member training their nipple blades and some Super Fuckbag jumped in front of them."

All Nuts walked through the park looking for a new successor after the last one had died from his nut gamma radiation. All Nuts was looking for anyone with the capability of being a Super Fuckbag. Anyone could fit the role pretty well. As he was walking through the park he saw an older brother talking to his younger sister in front of a tree with a dick blade shaped hole in it. All Nuts wondered where Dick Blade Guy went after he killed Bulk Trojan. He also wondered who the new B-FBI director was after Bulk died by dick blade. There were some rumors about a half-eaten hamburger and the B-FBI, but he didn't know if the rumors were true or not.

All Nuts walked up the guy and put his hand on his shoulder. "KID I WANT YOU TO BE MY NEW SUCCESSOR." Cocktaco's brother turned around in shock. "All Nuts! Of course, I'll be your successor!"

"GREAT KID NOW COME WITH ME BACK TO MY HOUSE." Cocktaco watched her brother walk off with All Nuts and had a feeling she would never see her brother again.

Ezooku tried to open his eyes, but he couldn't because he didn't have a solid body after he was melted by the nut gamma radiation. Ezooku slimed his way around the dead bodies, while absorbing some of the bodies, to try and regain his human form. While he absorbed the bodies his slime form increased in size. A few minutes later Ezooku had absorbed all the bodies in the basement including the mutated ones. 'Why Zooku like pancake batter? Where Slapnuts?' All Nuts opened the door to the basement to throw Cocktaco's brother in. He was expecting to see all of his dead successors, but the room was clean. "What? Why is the basement clean?" All Nuts saw a blob in the middle of the basement.

All Nuts threw Cocktaco's brother at the blob. Cocktaco's brother started sinking into the blob which caused him to wake up. "All Nuts please help me!" All Nuts rushed over to Cocktaco's brother and began pushing him into the blob. "There must be no witnesses neither to my true form or my basement, so do me a favor kid and DIE!" Cocktaco's brother was pissed "ALL NUTS I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!" All Nuts kept pushing Cocktaco's brother into the blob. Cocktaco's brother started choking on the blob with muffled screams of fear filling the basement. Once Cocktaco's brother choked to death on the blob All Nuts left the basement.

The next day All Nuts went to the park to tell Cocktaco the bad news about her brother. All Nuts found Cocktaco in the same spot she was in with her brother yesterday. Cockaco had been waiting in this spot since the sun rose this morning. Cocktaco had a feeling her brother wouldn't come back from All Nuts' house alive, and her feeling was proven right when All Nuts walked up to her with a sad look on his face. Cocktaco knew what that look meant she had seen that look from her remaining family members. You know the ones that didn't get impaled by dick blades and killed by flying rocks. Cocktaco wondered which one of her family members would die next. Little did Cocktaco know all the tragedy in her life had been caused by the failure known as the Bootleg Grim Reaper.

The reaper who we'll call Grimsy had been a failure for all of his life. So when Satan choose him to be the next Grim Reaper everyone in Hell were surprised and questioned his decision. Satan didn't like when people questioned him so he incinerated all who questioned him. The first few years went by smoothly with no fuck ups, but that all came crashing down when Grimsy took up skateboarding as a hobby. Grimsy always wanted to do a kickflip, but he sucked at skateboarding so he never could pull off any tricks. One time when he tried to do a kickflip he fell and his skateboard flew into the Wheel of Death and caused it to get stuck on the Cocktaco family. You see the Wheel of Death had every family and person in the world one it. So when it was spun by the reaper it selected someone to die. Since it got stuck on the Cocktaco family they experience tragedy after tragedy.

"KID I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT YOUR BROTHER IS DEAD. HE COULDN'T HANDLE MY NUT GAMMA RADIATION, AND DIED." All Nuts couldn't tell Cocktaco what actually happened, so he told her a little lie. While her brother did survive the Nut Gamma radiation he didn't survive the blob in his basement. Cocktaco looked at All Nuts, flipped him off times two, then queefed back into space. All Nuts was surprised by her reaction, he had expected her to break down in tears when he told her, but her reaction was weird, to say the least. All Nuts shrugged his shoulders and continued walking through the park looking for a new successor. All Nuts continued walking through the park when he found a 36-year-old guy looking at his phone with a weird expression on his face. A closer inspection revealed that the guy was looking at loli porn on his phone. If you looked at the guys face you would see that he enjoyed seeing the lolis lewded to the max.

All Nuts walked up to the guy and put his hand on the guy's shoulder and said, " KID I WANT YOU TO BE MY NEW SUCCESSOR, SO GIVE ME YOUR PHONE." The guy looked up from his phone and said, " I am Timas what doing here?" All Nuts looked at the guy and said " I WANT YOU TO BE MY NEW SUCCESSOR SO GIVE ME YOUR PHONE." Timas handed All Nuts his phone which was still on loli porn. What All Nuts saw next would get him a visit from the B-FBI, or rather one member in particular. Said member was in the upper echelon of the B-FBI and was respected and feared throughout the world. It was once rumored that he would take the position of the B-FBI director after the death of the previous director, Bulk Trojan.

All Nuts froze when he saw the lolis, his nuts shrunken down. All Nuts reached down and grabbed his nuts through his superelastic pants. All Nuts pulled his nuts up and began spinning them around like a lasso, he called out his new move "TEXAS NUTS!" All Nuts' nuts wrapped around Timas like a lasso. Timas' eyes widened in shock, all he wanted to do was look at lolis and now he was wrapped up by nuts. Suddenly one of the 13 robed figures from the B-FBI appeared and t-posed. The robed figure walked towards All Nuts and Timas, while still t-posing. The robed figure pulled their hood down to reveal Boot Lansen, member of the B-FBI and lolicon catcher extraordinaire. Boot Lansen, while still t-posing, said to Timas "Alright Timas why don't you take a seat right over there. All Nuts retract your nuts from Timas and leave this place." All Nuts nodded and retracted his nuts from Timas and jumped away epicly. "It's just you and me now Timas, so why don't you take a seat right over there."

Meanwhile, Bakagoo walking down the street following a ping on his Retard Radar. He had been tracking a Mega Retard for three hours. Little did he know the Mega Retard he was tracking was himself. Bakagoo's Retard Radar went off again and showed that there was an Alpha Retard somewhere in his vicinity. Bakagoo followed the Retard Radar and found himself in front of a normal looking house. Bakagoo walked up to the door of the house and began bashing his head against it. After the 69th bash the door fell down to the floor with a thud. Bakagoo wiped the blood and wood bits from his forehead and walked into the house. Bakagoo pulled out his Retard Radar and continued to follow the Alpha Retard signal. As he walked through the house he ended up in the living room and saw a nut workout video playing on the tv. Bakagoo left the living room and stopped in front of the basement door. At this point the Retard Radar was going crazy it was beeping like a heart monitor attached to a kid jerking off in the hospital. Once Bakagoo opened the door he was engulfed by a green, sticky goo.

And with that chapter 4 comes to an end, I also want to apologize for the long wait for chapter 4. With that out of the way what did you all think? Who are what is the goo that engulfed Bakagoo? Will Bakagoo survive? Will there even be a chapter 5? Find out on the next episode of DragonBleaPiece!