Title: I Was Born A Talented Latina…
Author: Jonathan
Rating: T
Chapter: Two
Category: Robbie/Tori
Spoilers: Post 'How Trina Got In.'
Summary: Another typical Tuesday has occurred, see how 'Tori' deals with the new situation.
Disclaimer: Victorious is owned by Dan Schneider, Danwarp, Nick, Viacom
"Hey! Hey! Watch it!"
I yelled as Tori pulled my arm down the hall. She quickened her pace and pulled me into the bathroom. Looking at me, she shook her head, "Honestly, Robbie, what were you thinking?"
He shrugged, "I dunno, Tori. I don't know anything about hair." He looked into the mirror. "At least I got the feathers right, right?"
Tori looked as well. She let out a sigh. "If you can't get them right, Robbie, you might as well not wear them." She approached her long hair and took out the feathers that Robbie placed within the long tendrils. "You're not even getting the colors right."
"I'm a guy, Tori." He declared. "I may be stuck in your body, but I still have a guy mind. I think like a guy. I don't know anything about color fashion."
She rolled her eyes, "You would think that someone who has been using my body now for three days would be able to understand how my body works."
He glared at me, "I dunno, Tori. How's your bathroom time coming along. You still having a hard time with morning wood."
She groaned, "Please, let's not talk about this." She shook her head.
"I'm just saying that its hard for both of us." He told me. "I don't like sitting down all the time when I waz."
"I don't like having to shave my face in the morning." Tori told me. "I don't like having harry legs, and I don't like that I have to question about all the food I eat. This gluten thing is a real piece of chizz." She shook her head, "I spent too many times in the bathroom throwing up because I couldn't deal with it."
"Try living with it." I insisted. "You think I like living with it. You think I like everyone making fun of me because I'm not coordinated enough, or that I trip over my feet all the time, or that people don't view me as a guy."
Tori couldn't help but wince at that line. "You know I didn't mean it like that."
I sighed, "I know…" I shook my head, and took out the feathers. "I don't like arguing all the time about this."
"I don't either." Tori told me. She opened the drawer and pulled out a brush. Taking it, she quickly sprayed some hair spray on it and approached me. "Alright, stand still." She began to brush my hair. Going about it a number of times. "Until we get this figured out, you're going to have to do this."
"Ouch Tori." I groaned. "Watch it."
Tori gave me a look, "Robbie, it won't take that long."
"But you're pulling it too hard!" I reasoned.
Tori groaned, "Don't be such a baby."
"Ow…"
"Robbie, hold on." Tori repeated. "Almost done."
"Tori!"
She rolled her eyes, "Robbie…" She then shook her head and finished off one side of her long hair. "Just got to do this side."
"Tori…" I repeated.
She continued to brush the hair for a number of times. "Alright, I think we got it." She pulled the brush away from Robbie and looked at her body in the mirror. "Better."
"Good." I breathed. I looked at her, "Can we go now?"
Tori looked at me, "Just about. I got to get something in my room. I'll meet you downstairs." She started to head for the door again, and then looked back at me again. "And no, you are not fondling my breasts again."
I smirked, "Already did that."
Tori groaned. "I said, 'you are not doing that again.'"
"Then you are not giving you are not going to masturbate either."
Tori rolled her eyes and left the smirking Robbie Shapiro in her wake.
"You need anything else in here?"
Tori looked at me one second and then went into her locker. Her brown eyes scanned over the spines of the numerous books, the different notebooks, and the posters she had decorated throughout her locker.
"Nope. Got everything."
"Good." I told her with a sigh. Closing the locker behind me, I turned to Tori as she tightened the grasp of the bag on her shoulder. "Then I guess… we got Sikowitz?"
Tori nodded, "Yeah…" She looked at me, "Then we got a few classes before lunch, and then a study later. We go to try and figure this thing out."
"I just don't know how we're going to do this. I mean… how would anyone explain this?" He shook his head, "It's not like we crossed the Bramuda Triangle or anything. Or the get caught up in something out of a 'Bill Murray' movie."
She looked at me confusingly, "'Lost in Translation'?"
"'Groundhog Day.'" I told her with a grin.
She smiled, "Oh… I love that movie."
"True chiz." Andre told us as he approached the two of them. He looked at me. "You ready for tonight?"
I looked at him, confused. "Tonight?" I looked at Tori who had an equally bewildered look on her face.
"Yeah, tonight." Beck said. "You said you would do it tonight." Soon, Jade and Cat joined the conversation.
"Yeah, Tori." Cat announced. "Lane wanted all of us to help. So we're all going up there."
I groaned, "Guys… I…"
Tori looked at me, and she could tell I wasn't too thrilled about this. She looked at their friends. "Guys, I don't think Tori is feeling that well. She was complaining..."
I cut her off. "I can't. It's my time of the month."
Tori's eyes widened. She glared at me, "I think she just means that her mom needs her to go home after school today."
I nodded, "Yeah, that's it. I can't. My mom needs…"
"Hey, it was your idea, Vega." Jade told me. "Look, I don't want this either, but you already promised Lane. We got to go this lame date auction for their yearbook or something. I dunno, and I don't care. But you're not weaseling out of this."
I flashed my eyes toward Tori. Begging her to find some way to get out of this. She pulled out a wallet from her pocket. "You think Lane will take a down payment."
"I don't think he'll do that, Robbie." Beck said to 'me.'
Tori looked at me, and I had a scared look echoing back. "I just don't think it's right for a guy to bid on Tori. This sorta thing just seems so wrong."
"It's charity, Robbie." Beck told her. "The school needs the money, and Tori will only have to do this for one night."
I was about to say something when the bell suddenly rang. Our group started to split apart. Tori looked at me and told me, "We'll figure this out. You won't have to be get auctioned off." She then took my hand and then started to drift towards Sikowitz's class. Leaving a familiar brunette having a questioning look in her eyes.
"Ok, something is seriously going on here."
TBC in Chapter 3
It looks like something seriously is going on now, lol. Not only is this body swap going on, but a dating auction? What's going to happen? Poor Tori and Robbie… this is not going to go well.
And as long as I got you here, I'm going to do something I haven't done in a while. I'm going to promote a few stories.
First a new author sprang up named, edmaster2. He has two stories going on, and both are actually quite good. If you want to check him out, look for 'Robbie Drunk' and 'Robbie is more than Victorious'
Another story is 'Tear Down the Veil.' This is an AU story that is really interesting. Look out for it. It's from Dance Elle Dance. It's a nice story and should be read.
'Same Old Song.' It's by omggcese. It's actually been out for a while, but a good read. I like the set-up, and it's a fun one.
'Republic of Tori.' This one is actually a sequel to 'United States of Robbie.' It's a good read by GunjBunny and needs more feedback.
Finally there is 'Hambone King,' by GallaudetLurker. It's a nice one-shot based off of a very good rori episode. Shame there's not much rori stories from this one.
Oh, and ZenNoMai's 'How to Date Supernatural Teenage Girls.' This is truly an epic story that needs to be read.
And if you haven't gotten a chance, check out 'Outbound.' It's a story from both of our crazy minds. Its RORI and RADE. You really need to check out.
Thanks again for reading. Hope you liked it. Please, review. It's appreciated.