A Simpsons yaoi story
A Clake One-Shot
Loving a Criminal
Chapter 2: Snake talks to Bob
Later that same day, Snake had invited Bob to lunch, hoping to gain some information. The two are eating at Luigi's, Bob is the first to speak saying, "So what'd you want to talk about, Snake? You told me you needed some information." The man is embarressed to say that the Chief likes him so instead of telling Bob directly he writes it on a piece of paper and hands it to him, once Bob reads it he is shocked as he still had a thing for Wiggum, the two weren't together anymore as Wiggum grew tired of the man's constant ranting about how he wants to rid the world of his nemesis, "Wiggum likes you?!"
"Dude not so loud!" Snake tells him, "I can't help it! I still love him and he wants you! Do you know how hard this is for me?!" Bob tells him while trying to hold back the tears. Snake was shocked, he knew about the break-up and thought that Bob was happy about it at least he acted like it when Wiggum would walk by him, "I thought you were over him, dude." Bob grabbed a napkin and wiped his eyes, "I tried to be.. But Wiggum is so amazing. The best lover I've ever had." "So should I just try to convince him to get back with you?" asks Snake hoping the answer was yes as he didn't like the Chief, "Try to at first. If that doesn't work then.." with a sigh Bob finishs his sentence, "get with him." Snake nods and says, "I'll do my best, dude. I'd rather you be with him. I don't like him."
End of chapter 2: Snake talks to Bob
Next:
Chapter 3: Bob runs into Wiggum