A Simpsons yaoi story
A Clake one-shot
Loving a Criminal
Chapter 3: Bob runs into Wiggum
That next day, Bob is walking down to Moe's, he's been going there ever since the break-up, suddenly he sees Wiggum, "He must be either on patrol or looking for Snake." he thinks to himself. He waves to Wiggum, who notices him and walks over to him, "Ah hello Bob, you headed to Moe's?", "I was, say do you like Snake now?" asks the maniac. "Yes I do. I'm over you remember?" Wiggum says to him, Bob sighs and says, "But I still love you, Wiggy. I want you back." Snake walks up and says, "Hey dudes." Bob smiles and says to Snake, "Hey Snake. Don't you got something to tell the Chief?"
Wiggum smiled as he hoped that Snake liked him back, but Snake says, "Yeah, dude. Listen Chief, I don't like you back. Just get back with Bob, he's more deserving anyways." Wiggum grabs Snake's arm and pulls him closer to him, and says before licking his neck, "No way, that man would rant all the time!" Bob sighed, "But I don't do that anymore, I don't even bring up Bart anymore." Snake soon moaned when the chief found his sweet spot, Bob glares at Snake and says, "What the hell?! You said you don't like him!" Snake tells him, "Hey he must've found my sweet spot.. I still don't like him, Bob! I promise."
Wiggum stops licking Snake's neck and kisses him passionately which startles the man, Snake pushes him away and says sternly, "I said I don't like you!" Bob sighs, "Just kiss him." Wiggum looks at Bob and says, "I just did.", "I was talking to Snake, Wiggy." says the maniac.
The end