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Kagome couldn't quite contain her laughter when she discovered her keys had actually been in her pocket.

"What now?" She held them up and jangled them in his face.

"Keys."

"Incredible. You've digressed to the maturity level of a toddler."

"It's funny! Really, I thought I left them at home, but I guess I didn't."

"Yes. That's so funny." Kagome crossed her arms over her chest as she was snugly tucked into her bed. She further made her silent argument against being a toddler by sticking her tongue out at him.

"Speedy's a meanie!"

"Please do not call me 'Speedy'."

AN: Word Count: 100. If you enjoy this story and want to see more, please leave a comment or review so that I can know to continue on with my writing. Thank you for reading, and have a nice day.