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"What am I supposed to call you if you're always speeding around?"

"Professor Taisho."

"That's a little dull."

"My name means leader. It is not dull."

"You don't know anything."

"I defy you to tell me one thing I do not know."

"You don't know my middle name."

"This is Japan. You do not have a middle name." Kagome stuck her lip out in a pout that would be hard pressed to be described as anything less than adorable. Her professor raised his ridiculous eyebrow at her, silently mocking her efforts.

"Go to sleep, Miss Higurashi. I'll see you Monday."

AN: Word Count: 100. If you enjoy this story and want to see more, please leave a comment or review so that I can know to continue on with my writing. Thank you for reading, and have a nice day.