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Kagome's face immediately betrayed her by lighting up red like a Christmas tree at the mention of her professor.

"Oh, I see. Maybe she didn't know his true name, but that doesn't mean nothing is a foot..."

"Miroku cut the crap. Spill the beans, Kagome. It's your turn to reveal a secret." Kikyo gently, but firmly grabbed her boyfriend's hand, pulling him back into his seat. The entire room became silent as they once again waited on bated breath to hear her response.

"I don't know... nothing? I think he's just trying to make sure I pass his math class."

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