A/N: Hey there! Seeing that my first Take as received positive response that I decided to upload more Bloopers. Already I have received some awesome suggestions and am beginning to use them. (One as an upgrade to an original Blooper, one as a completely new one here.) I hope you'll continue to enjoy what I have in store for you in the next take, and I hope to hear more of your comments soon.
And now, without further ado...BRING ON THE BLOOPERS! XD
[I'M GONNA WRECK IT—Take 6]
Ralph: I'M GONNA SMASH IT!
Director Moore: NOPE! *slams down script in hands* CUT!
*In Sugar Rush, right after Ralph crash-lands in the escape pod*
Ralph: *hears beeping* Huh?!
*Chair jerks up under Ralph and sends him flying backward…all the way off-screen*
Ralph: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
*Crew and director starts laughing*
Director Moore: Hang in there, Ralph. CUT!
Shoutout for E1craZ4life for suggesting this! :)
*In Sugar Rush, where the racers are preparing to destroy Vanellope's kart—the Lickety Split*
Taffyta: The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope, to protect us. Say I'm you. *jumps into said kart and holds steering wheel* "I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving, and I feel kinda cool for once. Then, all of a sudden, oh no. I'm glit-glit-glit-glit"
*Taffyta tries to tear steering wheel off the kart, but it stays put. She puts one foot on the kart, trying to yank the wheel off, but it still wouldn't budge. The other racers, Vanellope included, Ralph, and the rest of the crew watching start to laugh*
Taffyta: *between giggles* Hey, is this, is this superglued or something? I can't get it off! I can't get the stupid thing off!
Director Moore: CUT! *laughs*
[Pay to play—Take 2]
King Candy: Let me go first!
*He pulls rope again…but this time, the rope jerks upward into the gears from off-screen above*
King Candy: Whoa! *hits gears* Hey, get me down! I have a life, you know!
Director Moore: *trying not to laugh* CUT!
[Escape pod ejection—Take 2]
Ralph: *hears beeping* Huh?!
*Chair jerks up under Ralph…but this time the window above him fails to open, and as a result Ralph and the cy-bug are squished against the ceiling of the pod in very awkward positions*
*Crew starts laughing*
Ralph: *squished* Get me outa here.
Director Moore: CUT!
*Ralph is entering Game Central Station. He walks through the gateway, expecting to hear a beeping and see a network of red coding fall upon him…only nothing happens*
Ralph: Wait…*walks back and forth from the gateway*
Ralph: Hey, shouldn't it be activated? *walks back and forth and knocks on the wall of the gateway* Can someone fix that?
*Laughter is heard*
Director Moore: CUT!
*In Sugar Rush, Sour Bill introduces King Candy*
Sour Bill: All hail our rightful ruler…King Candy.
*Sour Bill stands to the side…but no one pops out of the curtain*
Sour Bill: Um…sire? *brushes the curtain lightly* Are you there? *goes and opens the curtain, which reveals the room behind is completely empty*
King Candy: *off-screen* Sorry! Sorry! Toilet break!
Director Moore: *sighs* CUT!
[I'M GONNA WRECK IT—Take 13]
Ralph: I'M GONNA DESTROY IT!
Director Moore: ENOUGH WITH THE VARIATIONS! CUT!
*In Game Central Station, where Ralph is pulled over for a Random Security Check*
Surge Protector: Step aside, sir, Random Security Check.
Ralph: Random my behind! You always stop me.
Surge Protector: I'm just a Surge Protector doing my job, sir. Name?
Ralph: Wreck-it Ralph.
Director Moore: Wrong line! Wrong line! CUT!
*Felix and Calhoun prepare to travel into Sugar Rush*
Felix: Whoa! *he tries to balance himself on the hoverboard…only to fall off it when it gains speed around the corner*
Felix: *Unseen* I'm okay!
Director Moore: CUT!
*In Sugar Rush, after Sour Bill is forced by Ralph to tell the truth*
Ralph: Felix?!
Sour Bill: I'm sorry! That's all I know, I swear. Now please don't put me back in your filthy mouth again! *cries*
*Ralph sticks Sour Bill on a lollipop tree*
Ralph: Stick…*Sour Bill falls off onto the ground*
Ralph: *bursts out laughing* Hey can we do that again?
Director Moore: Okay.
[Take 2]
*Ralph sticks Sour Bill on a lollipop tree, the second time*
Ralph: Stick...*his arm brushes against the tree and it falls down, revealing it to be a cardboard prop*
Ralph: Sorry, my bad! Again?
Director Moore: Okay.
[Take 3]
*Ralph sticks Sour Bill on a lollipop tree, the third time*
Ralph: Stick around. *His finger then bends the lollipop branch and it springs back like a trap…sending Sour Bill flying off-screen, screaming*
Ralph: *laughs* Okay! Okay! Let's do this another time!
Director Moore: Agreed. CUT!
A/N: So here it is: Take 2. I am looking to write more of these, hoping to fill at least 8 takes. Again, I hoped you liked this, and I look forward posting more soon.
Till then, Ariel out! :D
