A/N: I'M GONNA BLOOPER IT!
*Deliberately messes up a scene, crashing it*
Yeah, right. XD

Hey there, I'm back again. I'm running out of ideas so it might be longer for me to post than the last two times, but yeah, I had the new take right here. 9 originals, 2 suggestions, and 1 unexpected cameo. I had gone crazy with some of these, so feel free to laugh if you really have to.

The last one's personally my favorite. :)

[I'M GONNA WRECK IT—Take 20]
Ralph: RALPH SMASH!
Director Moore: Not a Marvel reference! Seriously, Ralph. CUT!

[Random Security Check—Take 2]
Surge Protector: Name?
Ralph: Laura Craft.
Director Moore: WRONG NAME! CUT!

*In Sugar Rush, after Ralph and Vanellope finish building a kart*
Announcer: Time's up! Congratulations! You did it, and here's your kart!
*door opens to reveal a huge wave of candy…and a half-eaten kart, definitely unsuitable for driving*
*Ralph, Vanellope and crew begin to laugh*
Vanellope: Sorry, can't help it. *wipes icing off her mouth*
Director Moore: Guys, how many times did I tell you not to eat the kart?! CUT!

*In Sugar Rush, Ralph, stuck in a cupcake, is confronted by King Candy*
King Candy: …And it will stay that way until someone wins the Cup at the end of the Race!
Ralph: Well, then I'll just have to have a little talk with the winner, then.
King Candy: *leans forward* Is that a threat I smell?
Ralph: *bluntly* Yes. *Breaks down into laughter with the rest of the crew* I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I just can't help it! I-*continues to laugh*
*King Candy joins in laughing as well*
Director Moore: *laughing* CUT!

Shoutout for Agent BM for suggesting this! :)
*In Sugar Rush, a pretty young woman is seen walking up an ice cream hill, near the race tracks, in a bluish-green coronation dress…*
*Wait a minute…*
*Isn't that Elsa?! Isn't she supposed to be another movie?!*
Elsa: *singing* Let it go, let it go!
Director Moore: CUT!
*Interrupted by the sound of a racecar nearby*
Elsa: *annoyed* Hey, what's up, people?!
Director Moore: CUT CUT CUT!
Elsa *walks near the tracks, glaring* I can't sing if you kept interrupting me with your cutting and racing!
Vanellope: *drives past Elsa on tracks* You're in the wrong movie, miss!
Elsa:*confused* What?!
Director Moore: CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT WHAT PART OF THE WORD 'CUT' DO YOU PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND?!
*Camera pans past Elsa to the crew and Director Moore, wringing his hands wildly. A commotion is heard behind some of the crew and a few seconds later, Director Buck is seen running to Director Moore*
Director Moore: *points to Elsa on the set while raising an eyebrow* Explanation?
Director Buck: I…I don't really know! They must have mixed up some of the instructions and she went to the wrong set. Never mind; I found her, and I'm taking her back to her own set.
Elsa: About time. *follows Director Buck off the set*
Director Moore: *glances at camera* Hey, is this still rolling?
Cameraman: Apparently…*bends forward, as if trying to turn the camera off*
Random crew member: *muttering* What a woman. Hope she never gets popular…

*In Sugar Rush, after Vanellope has asked Ralph to kneel down and close his eyes*
Vanellope: Okay! Open 'em up!
Ralph: *holds up medal and reads* "To Stinkbrain". Gee thanks.
Vanellope: Turn it over.
*Ralph turns the medal over to reveal the words…'YOU SUCK' written on the other side.
Ralph: *reading* "You…you suck"?!
Vanellope: OH SORRY! WRONG MEDAL! WRONG MEDAL! I'LL GO GET THE RIGHT ONE NOW!
*Vanellope tears the medal of Ralph's neck and runs off. Ralph is seen laughing*
Director Moore: CUT!

Shoutout to Lazorrock for suggesting this! :)
*In Sugar Rush, where Ralph and Vanellope are driving from King Candy from the Kart Factory*
Vanellope: GET OFF THE ROAD!
*Ralph digs his nails into the ground and tries to turn off the road…only to fail and cause the kart, with him and Vanellope still on it, to fall over on the side*
Ralph: Sorry, can I try again?
Director Moore: Okay.
[Take 2]
Vanellope: GET OFF THE ROAD!
* Ralph digs his nails into the ground and tries again to turn off the road…this time the kart doesn't stop and they keep going in their current direction*
Vanellope, Ralph: WHOA!
*kart disappears from sight and eventually crashes into some off-screen props*
Ralph: *off-screen* Hey, did someone pour wax on the floor or what?!
Director Moore: CUT!

*In Sugar Rush, King Candy finds Ralph after Vanellope runs off for his medal*
King Candy: Ralph! There you are! Hello!
Ralph: *turns around* YOU!
King Candy: Don't worry, I come alone, unarmed.
*Ralph tosses a giant gumdrop at King Candy. It is supposed to go near, but over him, but instead…*
King Candy: AHH! *is hit straight on the chest by the gumdrop and falls out of sight, crashing into off-screen props* OW!
Ralph: *trying not to giggle* Sorry.
Director Moore: CUT!

*In Sugar Rush, where Felix and Calhoun are in the escape pod/shuttle, looking for Ralph and the potential cy-bugs*
Calhoun: *emotionless* Your face is still red, you might wanna hit it again with your hammer.
Felix: Oh, that's not blunt force trauma, ma'am. That's just…the honey glow of my cheeks.
*Calhoun casts one glance at Felix…then suddenly bursts out laughing*
Calhoun: Sorry. His face…his face is just hilarious! Did…did someone put too much makeup on him? His face's practically a tomato!
*Crew laughs wildly*
Felix: What…what?! Give me a mirror! *waves hands wildly*
Calhoun: *continues to laugh* Seriously! I cannot keep a straight face! Who did this to him?
Crew off-screen: It's the same amount of makeup ma'am.
Calhoun: I need a break. I need a break. Can we do this again later?
Director Moore: Okay! *laughing* CUT!
Felix: WAIT! SO IS MY FACE STILL RED OR NOT?!

*In Sugar Rush, in Diet Cola Mountain*
Ralph: *reading aloud* Diet Cola Hot Springs, watch out for falling Mentos…
Vanellope: Yeah! Check it out! Look!
*tosses pebble at the Mentos structure…and misses. Crew starts to laugh*
Vanellope: Sorry! I'll get it right next take.
[Take 2]
Vanellope: *tosses pebble again…and misses once more. Crew laughs*
Vanellope: Sorry! It's really hard! Can I do it one more time?
Director Moore: Okay!
[Take 3]
Vanellope: *tosses pebble again..This time it hits the structure...and it does not break. Crew laughs*
Vanellope: Sorry guys.
Ralph: Here I'll do it. Keep it rolling, guys.
[Take 4]
Ralph: UUUUH! *throws the pebble at the structure with such force that instead of one, five Mentos fall from the structure into the Diet Cola below*
*Beat*
Ralph, Vanellope, and some of the crew: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
*Ralph, Vanellope, and some of the crew, seen holding boom mics, cameras and chairs, run from the scene in slow motion, while the scenery literally explodes behind them*
Director Moore: *sighs* CUT!

*In Tapper's, where Ralph has just finished rummaging through the contents of the 'Lost and Found' box*
Ralph: *sighs* What am I doing?
*Ralph continues to look down, expecting Markowski to bump into him for the next segment…only he never comes*
Ralph: Um…*Looking up and around* Hello?
Someone from far-off, off-screen: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
*Scream gets louder, and Ralph turns his head to his left to look. Almost immediately he chucks away the box in his hands, and leaps forward, towards the camera into the room*
Cameraman: Hey, quit it, you're heavy, you know? And this camera costs a ton!
Ralph: Sorry! But had to jump away!
*Cameraman sighs and holds up his camera over Ralph's body, and we get a perfect view of the hallway where Ralph and Markowski are supposed to have their conversation. Markowski is seen barreling down it, and Vanellope, holding a gruesome bug mask, is running behind, who is presumably scaring him at the moment*
Markowski: AHHHHHHHHH! BUG FREAK! BUG FREAK! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Vanellope: This Bug Freak likes you though.
Markowski: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !*continues to scream*
*After Markowski and Vanellope are seen running down the hallway, Director Moore, yelling through a microphone, is seen chasing the two down the same hallway*
Director Moore: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MARKOWSKI. YOU SIGNED UP FOR THIS! YOU KNOW WHAT IS COMING, AND THAT THING SHOULDN'T SEND YOU SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. AND VANELLOPE, I SWEAR TO WALT DISNEY, IF YOU DON'T RETURN THAT MASK TO ME, I'LL CHUCK YOU OUT OF THIS SET AND THIS MOVIE HARDER THAN WRECK-IT RALPH TEARS DOWN THAT BUILDING! YOU HEAR ME?! YOU FREAKING HEAR ME?!
*Director Moore disappears down the hallway, and Ralph's head pops up in front of the camera. He makes a chopping motion with one hand in front his neck*
Ralph: *Without consent of Director Moore* Cut it, cut it. This could get ugly. *glances sideways*
Cameraman: Okay. *switches off camera*

A/N: More from me later. Till then, I'm out of here!

ANNNNNND...CUT!