A/N: Sorry for the delay: university has started.
Anyhoo, more bloopers. This time I have 12, 3 are suggestions, and while they are suggested by others, I had made great changes to them, which is why I decided, at the end of this Take, I'll write down what they actually suggested and what I actually wrote.
Oh, and seems like a lot of you want Mario to appear, for some reason. I have to confess one thing: I AM A NON-GAMER, so I don't really know much video game references and characters and such, hence, the lack of such in my takes. Nevertheless, I might do some research on this, and hopefully add them in as well.
And now, LIGHTS! CAMERA! BLOOPERS!
Shoutout for E1craZ4life for inspiring this! This is greatly different from what he/she suggested, but I couldn't have thought of this if the suggestion wasn't made. :)
*In Sugar Rush, where the giant cupcake, with Ralph presumably trapped in it, is rolled into the castle*
*King Candy drives in*
King Candy: Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster so we can see what we're up against here.
Sour Bill: Um-kay. *tears off the taffy to reveal…*
King Candy, Sour Bill: ZANGIEF?!
King Candy: Wait, what…What are you doing here?!
Zangief: Look, I don't wanna be there more than you do. Lost a bet with Ralph, that idiot forced me to play his role and-*stops because someone is smacking a boom mic repeatedly against his face* Ralph, stop it!
*Laughter is heard. The camera pans to the right to reveal Ralph, clad in crew member clothes, holding the boom mic*
Ralph: Oh, come on! When you challenged me to a wrecking contest, it was a sure bet that I would win. And besides, you chose this! I gave you two choices: either you play my role here, or you go and buy me 10 steaming hot pizzas. You chose the former.
Zangief: *Laughing* All right! All right! Get me out of here now and I'll get you those 10 pizzas! It's terrible being in here!
Ralph: Okay! *jerks boom mic away* 10 hot ones, pineapple with ham and bacon, complete with stuffed crust, on my spot 2 hours later, or I'll stuff you back in that cupcake again!
Zangief: DEAL. *crew members roll cupcake away*
Director Moore: Okay Ralph, quit clowning around with that mic there and get back to your place. *looks straight at the camera, grinning* Oh, and by the way, CUT!
[Random Security Check—Take 3]
Surge Protector: Name?
Ralph: Rich Moore.
*Silence…then laughter, really loud laugher*
Director Moore: Nope….NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
*Director Moore laughs uncontrollably*
Ralph: *laughing* CUT IT!
*In Sugar Rush, where Felix and Calhoun are trying to get out of the Nesquick Sand*
Felix: Now do your duty! That's an or-*gets cut off because of Calhoun's slap*
*Laffy Taffies laugh and start to drop down on the two*
Felix: It's working! Hit me again!
Calhoun: *winces* Oooh. Your eye.
Felix: I can fix it! *takes out hammer and hits it against his eye…then drops his hammer and screams*
Felix: AHHHH! IT HURTS! IT VERY MUCH HURTS! THIS ISN'T MY HAMMER! WHO REPLACED IT?!
*A young girl's laughter is heard*
Felix: VANELLOPE?! I HATE YOU! ! ! ! ! *still howling with pain while clutching his eyes*
Director Moore: CUT! AND CALL AN AMBULANCE!
*In Fix-it Felix jr, where Ralph is seen returning after the Bad-anon meeting*
Ralph: 'Happy 30th Anniversary?' *removes soda bottles from eyes* They're having a party without me! *replaces the bottles on eyes and looks again*
Ralph: Pac-Man?! They invited Pac-Man?! That- *tries to pull himself out of train car…but fails miserably* that- *tries again, but also fails. It is now clear that he is stuck in the car*
*Crew starts laughing*
Ralph: Hey, can someone, can someone get me outa this? I think I'm stuck! *laughs along with the others*
Director Moore: Okay, Ralph. We'll get you out. CUT!
*In Sugar Rush, where Taffyta has finally managed to tear the steering wheel off Vanellope's Lickety Split*
Vanellope: Hey! *glitching*
Taffyta: See? You're an accident just waiting to happen. *tosses steering wheel at Vanellope's chest, but she accidently applied too much force. As a result, Vanellope falls backward…and crashes into the camera, causing it to fall to the ground*
Taffyta: Oh God! *runs to the camera* Did I break it? Did I break it?
Cameraman: I'm checking, I'm checking. Let's just cut this first.
Director Moore: Okay, CUT!
*In Fix-it Felix jr, where Gene tells Ralph that he can finally have the Penthouse to himself*
Gene: But, let it not be said that I'm not a man of my word. *takes out key* The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy.
*Gene tosses the key…but accidently hits Ralph's face. Laughter is heard*
Ralph: Hey, you're supposed to toss it into my hand, Gene!
Gene: Okay, I'll try again.
[Take 2]
*Gene tosses the key again, but this time with too little force and the key falls in front of Ralph*
Director Moore: Harder, Gene. Let's go again.
[Take 3]
*Gene tosses key again…wait, cross that out. He throws the key again, but in a wrong direction (Ralph is seen ducking his head as the key sails past him) and with too much force, the key misses Ralph's hand, and a few seconds later…a shattering sound is heard*
Ralph: *laughing* Please don't tell me you just broken a window, Gene. *continues to laugh*
Gene: Wait…did I…did I wreck it?!
Felix: *off-screen* I CAN FIX IT!
Director Moore: CUT!
*In Fix-it Felix jr, where Ralph is seen on the balcony of the Penthouse. Ralph looks down and tears the Hero's Duty medal off his neck, and the camera pans as he throws it hard towards the screen…and, he misses. The medal falls down on the ground near the screen instead, and the 'Out of Order' sign does not budge*
Ralph: *off-screen and shouting* DARN IT! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
*Laughter is heard: really loud laughter*
Director Moore: OKAY, CUT!
*In Game Central Station, where Felix and Calhoun are in front of the entrance of Sugar Rush*
Calhoun: Do you even know what a cy-bug is?
Felix: I can't say that I do, ma'am.
Calhoun: Cy-bugs are like a virus. They don't know they're in a game; all they know is 'eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them, they'll consume Sugar Rush. But do you think they'll stop there?
Felix: *confidently* YES!
Calhoun: WRONG! *is about to continue, but is interrupted by Felix laughing. She raises an eyebrow* Um…Fix-it?
Felix: Sorry! It's just…this is so ridiculous! Your face and your seriousness, I-*continues to laugh*
Calhoun: *facepalms while laughing herself* Let's do this another time, alright?
Director Moore: Alright. CUT!
Shoutout to agarfinkel for suggesting this! :)
*In the Penthouse, where Ralph is seen arguing with Gene*
Gene: If you won a medal, we'd let you live up here in the Penthouse! But it will never happen, because you're just the Bad Guy who wrecks the building!
Ralph: No, I'm not.
Gene: Yes, you are. *pushes Ralph figurine deeper into the chocolate mud*
Ralph: *raises fists* NO, I'M NOT!
*He crashes one fist down, but accidently smashes too hard on the table while jumping in anger…which causes the floor to crash down, and everyone near it, including Director Moore, a cameraman and a few crew members, to fall down with it*
Everyone falling: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
*Camera cuts to the previous scene, viewed near where Director Moore is sitting. As the floor collapses, it falls down along with the others, recording Director Moore and other Nicelanders as they fall down onto various floors until the camera stops on the 3rd floor*
Director Moore: *unseen* Is everyone okay?
*Loud THUMP is heard*
Ralph: I'M OKAY!
*Camera (the one still in the Penthouse) pans down the hole to reveal that Ralph has fallen down all the floors and has landed on the ground floor, the floor has a crater created because of the force. The other characters and crew members from various floors are also slowly seen crawling towards the hole and looking up*
Felix: *on 4th floor* Must be some kind of record…
*Cameraman on 3rd floor grunts and slowly props the camera up, which is slightly shattered because of the fall*
Random crew member: We better fix this. HARD!
Director Moore: I think we all need a break. Who's with me?
Everyone who fell onto various floors: *muttering* Yeah, now you're talking, we need more than just a break…
Director Moore: Okay. Let's all get some decent dinner and we'll go again within this week.
*Beat*
Director Moore: …Hopefully.
*In Sugar Rush, where Ralph, trapped in a cupcake, is being confronted by Wynchell and Duncan*
Ralph: Guys, she took…*trails off*
*Wynchell points a taser at Ralph's face to stun him…only it doesn't do off. Wynchell clicks the trigger a few more times*
Wynchell: Huh?!
Duncan: Here, I'll try it. *takes taser and points it at Wynchell's direction. It doesn't go off for a few moments…when it suddenly goes off, stunning Wynchell. Wynchell flails his arms as he is electrocuted and brushes Duncan, who also gets shocked and they fall down together*
*Ralph covers his face and laughs along with the crew*
Director Moore: Get an ambulance! CUT!
*In the climax, where Ralph is seen diving towards Diet Cola Mountain*
Ralph: I'm bad, and that's good. I'll never be good and that's not bad…*stops for a moment, then buries his head in his hands, laughing* Sorry guys.
*The sky fades to green behind him and the camera zooms out to reveal that instead of falling in real life, Ralph is actually dangling in front of a green screen, the floor inches from his face and covered with a large amount of fans to blow his hair up, mimicking falling*
Ralph: *continues to laugh* Like, when I read the script, it said "Ralph is performing a heroic sacrifice." while in real life, I'm just dangling in front of green screen, trying to pretend that I'm really falling and dying. That's just…super ironic. *laughter continues*
Director Moore: *laughing with the others* Okay, CUT!
Shoutout to Lazorrock for suggesting this! :)
*In Sugar Rush, where Vanellope is seen sitting in her cell in the Fungeon*
Vanellope: *Hears 'thud'* Huh?
*She looks up, expecting the door to fall down any second by Ralph…but it doesn't. Another 'thud' is heard, then another, then another…*
Vanellope: Hey, what's happening?
Ralph: *Shouting* Can't get it off! Still trying. Hey Rich, grab Phil and let's try again.
Director Moore: Okay.
*A few seconds pass, then the 'thuds' return, but the door is still left standing*
Vanellope: Are you guys done yet?! It's boring in here!
Ralph: Not even close!
*Camera cuts to outside of Fungeon Door, where Ralph, Director Moore, and Screenwriter, and to-be Director, Johnston are seen hammering the door again and again with over-the-top large sledgehammers, but the door is still left standing*
Ralph: Can't…get it off. *continues to hammer the door*
Director Moore: Who replaced it?! I'm sure the door can be knocked down the last time I checked… *continues to hammer the door as well*
Screenwriter Johnston: You know what? Forget it. Let's just blow this thing up and move on. We can try again another time.
All the others: ARE YOU KIDDING?! BLOWING IT UP?! THERE'S A KID IN THERE!
Screenwriter Johnston: Well, that thing's not gonna go down if we keep doing this…*Puts down his sledgehammer*
*Ralph and Director Moore look at each other*
*Camera cuts to moments later, where the trio, wearing ear defenders and goggles, are seen in front of a blasting machine. Camera pans to the door, which has a large amount of dynamite piled in front of it*
Director Moore: You better know what you're doing, Phil.
Vanellope: Hey, what's happening out there?!
Ralph: *shouting* Something big! We're getting you out soon! Hang in there kid!
Screenwriter Johnston: Three…two…one…NOW! *pushes down hard on handle of the blasting machine*
*A HUGE explosion is seen at the door. Ralph, Director Moore and Screenwriter Johnston are thrown off their feet by the blast. Seconds later, the smoke clears to reveal the door, completely broken down. Ralph is seen throwing down his ear defenders and running towards it*
Ralph: KID! KID, ARE YOU OKAY?
*Seconds later, we see Ralph coming out of the doorway, carrying Vanellope, a bit sooty from the explosion*
Vanellope: I'M OKAY! I'M OKAY! DON'T YOU FUSS OVER ME LIKE AN OVERPROTECTIVE PARENT!
Ralph: Well, in my defense, that is dynamite that you're talking about…
*After Ralph carries Vanellope away from the scene, the camera pans to Director Moore, who is talking with Screenwriter Johnston at the moment*
Director Moore: And there goes over ten thousand dollars…
Screenwriter Johnston: Well…you had it coming.
A/N: Alright! Now I will list out what the suggestions were and what I finally did to them.
E1craZ4life's suggestion: Sour Bill fails to tear off the taffy from Ralph's face.
What I did: Well...I don't think it was funny enough. And besides, that taffy is so thick that you could hardly see who it was covering, right? So...
agarfinkel's suggestion: When Ralph smashes down on the cake, the whole building collapses because of the force.
What I did: I doubt that one punch would bring down a building. Ralph didn't really do that either in the film. The FLOOR on the other hand...
Lazorrock's suggestion: The door of Vanellope's cell fails to break open by Ralph.
What I did: Well yeah, the door couldn't be opened...but people never thought of blowing it up, right?
So...that's it from me. I'll see you hopefully in the next take!
ANNNNNNNND, CUT! GOOD TAKE!