A/N: "HEY! YOU REWROTE MY SCRIPT! ! ! ! ! ! !" *Growls*

Hey there. Sorry, I got fewer bloopers than before. My brain's completely dead, so I love to have more ideas from you guys here, just to get this going. Oh well, at least I made it up for my word count.
Enjoy, my friends.

*At the very beginning, where Ralph is heard delivering his narration while the animation plays*
Ralph: My name is Ralph, and I'm a Bad Guy. Um…let's see. I'm nine feet tall, weigh 643 pounds, got a little bit of temper on me.
Ralph in animation: HEY! YOU MOVED MY STUMP! *growls*
Ralph: *continues his narration* My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else, uh…As my real world alter ego John C Reilly I used to be very mischievous in my youth, making bombs for kicks and robbing 500 boxes of cereal off a random freight train-HOLD IT! STOP THE ANIMATION! STOP IT! STOP IT!
*Animation freezes on screen, and camera cuts to Ralph in his recording booth, holding up a script*
Ralph: Why did you guys not stop me? Who wrote all this stuff? Vanellope?! And who is this John fellow anyhoo?!
Vanellope: Oh, come on Stinkbrain, it's the truth. You are that John fellow, and you admitted what you did in your childhood completely on Conan.
Ralph: Not believing it, kiddo. I was coded an adult, so I never encountered childhood. And I have always been Wreck-it Ralph, always. As for this John…John C Reilly, I don't care who he is, nor what did he did! We're not the same person: ever! Just be serious and remove those lines from my script!
Vanellope: Okay, okay! *grabs script from Ralph's hands and runs off*
Ralph: Let's do this later, when I have my proper script back.
Director Moore: Well okay, as you wish.
Ralph: Great. *walks out of the recording booth, muttering* Huh, John C Reilly. What a name, sounds like it's made up and such. What a brilliant liar Vanellope is …
Director Moore: *turns to camera and voice drops to a whisper* Maybe it's best that I break it to him sooner or later…

Shoutout to E1craZ4life for suggesting this! :)
*In Sugar Rush, when King Candy is being cornered by Ralph*
King Candy: *pulls out glasses* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
*Ralph grabs the glasses and hits them over King Candy's head…only they fail to break. Ralph hits a few more times with growing strength intensity*
Ralph: BREAK, YOU STUPID LITTLE SUCKER! BREAK! BREAK! BREAK! BREAK!
King Candy: OW! IT HURTS! IT VERY MUCH HURTS! STOP IT! STOP IT!
*Crew members laugh wildly*
Director Moore: CUT! AND GET THE MEDICS!

[I'M GONNA WRECK IT-Take 29]
Ralph: Wait, why are we doing this again?
Director Moore: Well, it's not my fault that you happen to screw up the sentence EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Look, I don't wanna be directing this scene more than you do, you know right? I too wanna be sitting in another scene, watching others do their stuff for the film. But instead, I'm stuck here with you…because of the previous 28 messed up takes, which YOU caused.
Ralph: Okay, okay. I admit it. This time, for once, I'll be serious. Let it roll!
Director Moore: *calling through microphone* Okay guys, take your places. Take 29, and…ACTION!
Ralph: *raises fists* I'M GONNA WRE-UUUGH! ! ! ! ! *suddenly clutches his neck and starts coughing: hard* I'm sorry guys, I think I just chocked on a breath, I-*coughs hard twice more* I-*coughs uncontrollably*
Director Moore: *sighs* For a one-liner scene, I can't believe we're still doing this. *sighs again as Ralph continues to cough loudly in the background* This is a never-ending take for sure… CUT!

*In Sugar Rush, after Vanellope is restored to her Princess status*
Sour Bill: Now I remember…*walking over to Vanellope* All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush: Princess Vanellope.
*All the other racers gasp*
Taffyta: I remember, she's our Princess!
Candlehead: Oh, that's right!
Taffyta: We're so sorry about the way we treated you.
Rancis: Yeah, those were, those were jokes!
Candlehead: *pointing* I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
Taffyta: Why are you laying the blame on me?! It was your idea as well! I remember you saying-
Rancis: Um…that is actually in the script.
Taffyta: Wait what?! *looks around as people start laughing* Are you serious?! Gimme the script!
*She grabs the script from a nearby crew member as the others all break down into laughter*
Taffyta: By golly, it is! WHO WROTE THIS?!
Director Moore: CUT! *then in a hushed voice* This could get ugly…

*In Hero's Duty, where Calhoun is talking to her soldiers*
Calhoun: 'Fear' is a 4-letter word, ladies! If you want to go pee-pee in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself. It's make your mamas proud time!
Random soldier: *CRYING* I'M AN ORPHAN! ! ! !
*Very loud laughter from everyone, including Calhoun and Ralph*
Calhoun: Alright, alright! Who said that?! SHOW YOURSELF! ! ! !
Director Moore: CUT!

*In Sugar Rush, where Ralph and Vanellope prepare to head to the Race*
Ralph: Now if you get nervous, just keep telling yourself 'I must win Ralph's medal or his life will be ruined.' And have fun, got it?
Vanellope: Got it. *slams foot on pedal and kart shoots forward…but Ralph hasn't hold on completely and falls off the kart and lands on his bottom while the kart disappears from view*
Ralph: *raising fists* VANELLOPE! ! ! ! ! ! !
Vanellope: *in distance* SORRY RALPH, WILL COME BACK FOR YOU LATER! ! ! ! !
Director Moore: CUT!

Shoutout to a random guest for suggesting this! :)
*In Sugar Rush, where Ralph is thinking how to get his medal back*
Ralph: *muttering* I have to get that medal back…
*Ralph ducks his head as the other racers speed past him*
Ralph: The Pot goes to the winning racer! *shouting* HEY KIDS! CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? *runs off*
*The karts all speed towards the Junkyard, which is indicated by a sign. Vanellope is in the middle of it with her Lickety Split, surrounded by unused karts and spare parts. As the racers catch sight of her, most of them slow to brake in a circle around Vanellope. Most of them anyway…*
Minty: WHOA! ! ! ! ! I CAN'T APPLY THE BRAKES! ! ! ! ! ! !
*Minty drives uncontrollably for a second, crashing into Jubileena's kart…which slams into Adorabeezle's kart as a counter-effect.*
Minty, Jubileena and Adorabeezle: AHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
*All three racers are jolted out of their karts: Minty being hurled forward and landing on Jubileena's kart; Jubileena thrown out and landing on the ground, unseen by the camera; and Adorabeezle tossed out, landing in the inner circle of the karts near Vanellope*
Vanellope: *running over to Adorabeezle* Are you okay? Are you okay? GET THE MEDICS! ! ! ! ! !
*While people holding first-aid kits run into the scene, the camera pans back to reveal Ralph, looking directly into the camera, slouched on one shoulder while pointing to the above scene with his other hand, a smug expression on his face*
Ralph: Mark my words, kids: seatbelts save lives, buckle up every time...if your kart has seatbelts, that is. Still don't know why they opted that out in the last second, quite a counter-intuitive decision if you ask me here …
Director Moore: To be honest, I'm kind of regretting that choice now. Yeah, you got a point Ralph, maybe we should put those seatbelts back in. But for now wipe that smug look off your face and go help the others, you heartless bystander!
Ralph: Okay. *runs down to help the fallen racers*
Director Moore: CUT! *is seen running to the above scene to help just before the camera clicks off*

*In Sugar Rush, where King Candy is standing on his podium just before the Random Roster Race*
King Candy: My sweet subjects. I can without a pinch of hesitation assure you, that I have never been so happy in all my life, to say the following words:
*Pulls down rope from above to release a slide*
King Candy: LET THE RANDOM ROSTER RACE COMMERCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… *slides down…and misses his kart, falling on the ground off-screen*
*All the other racers watching laugh*
Director Moore: Can someone fix that? CUT!

*In Sugar Rush, where Felix is trapped in the Fungeon*
Felix: *looking out of the window, which is barred* Hello? Hello? Somebody? Anybody? Please let me out! *grabs bars and slightly loosens one of them. He stares at it*
Felix: *muttering* What's he say, what's he say…
Felix: *Raises fists, mimicking Ralph in a gruff voice* I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
*He taps Hammer on bar…but instead of fixing it, the bar breaks out the window…*
Felix: HEY! THIS ISN'T MY HAMMER! WHO REPLACED IT AGAIN? *laughing while still tapping the bars, which all began to loosen*
*A man's laughter can be heard clearly*
Felix: OH GOD! NOT YOU TOO RALPH! ! ! ! ! !
Director Moore: CUT!

*In Fix-it Felix jr, where the Anniversary party is about to welcome an unexpected guest…*
Ralph: *slams doors open* HEY-O, EVERYBODY! ! ! ! !
*Ralph jerks his head up sharply, breaking through the ceiling. He and Felix wait for the one large chunk of ceiling to fall and crash through the repairman, killing him. But alas…*
Felix: Huh? *scratches his head and looks up at the ceiling again*
*When Felix turns his head, Ralph quickly raises his fist and bashes Felix's head, HARD. Felix lets out a scream as he enters his death animation and falls on the floor*
*The Nicelanders all gasp…and so does Director Moore*
Director Moore: CUT! ! ! ! ! ! ! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING RALPH?!
Ralph: Well, the ceiling wasn't falling every second, so I thought I'd help him out. Oh! He's back.
Felix: *flickers back to life and hops up next to Ralph* I'm okay! I'm-
Director Moore: STOP IT. I don't want people complaining why they had watched a movie where the protagonist appears to be a serial killer.
*At the words 'serial killer', everyone, apart from Director Moore, breaks down into hysterical laughter*
Director Moore: No, I'm serious! Like, children will be asking things like *in a ridiculous, high-pitched voice* "Mommy, why is this man hitting the other on the head? Is he killing him? Is that okay? He's the Good Guy after all, right?" This is a DISNEY movie, people! Be serious!
*The laughter gets louder and louder. Ralph and Felix are both laughing so hard that they fail to stand and fall onto the floor, still giggling*
Ralph: What the…*laughs hard*
Director Moore: *sighs* No one understands me. Oh well, CUT!

A/N: Regarding the 1st blooper, John C Reilly indeed said that he made bombs and robbed a freight train back in his youth on Conan...
At least, that's what he told them anyway...

ANNNNNNNNNNND, CUT! GOOD TAKE!