A/N: I know some of you have waited a long time for this.

And I really am sorry. As much as I love this series, I found myself out of unique ideas and no time to write these bloopers down. Real life was busy, but tonight when I watched the movie again, I had the motivation to write more of these down. So, uh...yeah.

Also, I would like to point out to some of you in the comments that just because I didn't use a suggestion right away, it doesn't mean that I'm completely opting it out of this series. Sometimes the suggestions are pretty generic, and I wanted to put a funny and unique touch to them, to make them more memorable than they should be. But these touches need time to develop, sometimes days, sometimes months, so it is normal that if I can't think of a unique twist to the suggestion, I may not post them right away.

However, I have decided that I will not put any suggestions concerning any other characters from other franchises into the Bloopers. I did this in the first few takes, and they felt oddly out of place, as if they were not related to the Wreck-it Ralph universe. I know in the sequel Disney did make it a mega crossover, but in the original this is not the case, and I hope to keep it that way. So if you're planning to suggest anymore ideas to me, please try not to send things in like "Have Mario appear!", for I will most likely ignore them.

And yes: at this moment of typing, I HAVE NOT SEEN RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET YET. I'll be seeing it this Thursday, thanks to the late release date here. So please: DO NOT send me any suggestions regarding the sequel, or blabber about anything related to the movie itself. I want to be ready for everything Ralph (literally) throws at me, and I would like to keep it that way. Don't worry, as I am planning on writing a Blooper series for the sequel, but it'll be until the DVD release comes out, just so that almost every one has watched it and won't get spoiled. So, that's that.

Okay, enough of my rambling...Onto the bloopers! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :D

*In Sugar Rush, right after Turbo has revealed his real identity and Vanellope has learnt to control her glitch*
Vanellope: And…GLITCH! *glitches away and ahead of Turbo, laughing* Sweet Mother of Monkey Milk! I did it! *whoops*
Turbo: *chasing* NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *screams as he drives toward the exit, decreasing his speed significantly, as if waiting something on cue…*
*Turbo drives out of the cave, and we can see him slowing to a stop on the road when a cy-bug drops down at the exit of the cave mouth open. It then turned its head back to see Turbo…and to see it had missed its cue. Said cy-bug can be seen face-palming*
*Crew laughs*
Director Moore: Watch your timing there. CUT!

*In Hero's Duty, where Ralph and the other soldiers prepare for their game*
Calhoun: You ready, rookie? Let's find out.
*Ramp lowers to reveal a dark sky, swarming with cy-bugs*
Ralph: Sweet Mother Hubbard!
*He screams as the others all run out of the shuttle…not in perfect formation. In slow motion, some of the soldiers in the front row trip and fall down, and the others, including Ralph and Calhoun, tumble down like dominos down the ramp, resulting in a huge unmovable heap*
Random soldier: Alright, Ralph, what did you trip on again?!
Ralph: IT WASN'T ME! ! ! ! ! ! YOU WANT SOMEONE TO BLAME?! FINE! BLAME IT ON THE GUY STANDING IN FRONT OF ME! ! ! ! ! !
Another random soldier: Okay, so whose smelly foot is in my face? God, I can smell it even with my helmet on…
Calhoun: IS THAT ANY PROPER WAY TO ADDRESS YOUR LEADER?! YEAH, MY FOOT'S IN YOUR STINKING FACE, BUT IT IS NOT SMELLY!
Same random soldier: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry madam, I was just annoyed, so I said these words. Please don't kill me…
Director Moore: CUT! AND GET THEM OUT!

Shoutout for Vanellope22 for suggesting this! :)
*In Sugar Rush, after Ralph has finally succeeded in breaking down Vanellope's cell door*
Ralph: I know, I know; I'm an idiot.
Vanellope: And?
Ralph: And…uh…a Stinkbrain?
Vanellope: *bursts out laughing* Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
*Crew can be heard laughing loudly*
Director Moore: You skipped ahead too early! You're supposed to say that you're an idiot, then a 'real nubskull', then a 'selfish diaper baby', then a Stinkbrain.
Ralph: OKAY! WHO WROTE THIS? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! I NEED CUE CARDS! ! ! ! ! !
Director Moore: So…do you wanna go again? We still have time.
Ralph: Yeah, why not?
[Take 2]
Ralph: I know, I know; I'm an idiot.
Vanellope: And?
Ralph: And a real nubskull.
Vanellope: And?
Ralph: A self…*his voice gets drowned out by the laughter of the crew, getting louder every second. Ralph, hearing them, can't help laughing too*
Ralph: Please don't laugh! You're distracting me! ! ! ! ! !
Director Moore: Okay guys, keep quiet. Let's go one more time.
[Take 3]
Ralph: I know, I know; I'm an idiot.
Vanellope: And?
Ralph: And a real nubskull.
Vanellope: And?
Ralph: A selfish diaper baby.
Vanellope: Annnnnnnnnnnnd?
*Camera focuses on Ralph's face…when he suddenly ducks out of sight and buries his head in his hand, and laughs loudly, breaking completely out of character*
Ralph: Can't! Keep! Serious! *continues to laugh*
Director Moore: *sighs* I, uh…I need to have a break. I'll be here tomorrow. CUT!

*In Sugar Rush, where Vanellope has just stolen Ralph's medal*
Ralph: Come back! I'll find you! I will find you!
Vanellope: Double stripe!
*Ralph glances up, waiting for the branch to break, but…it doesn't*
Ralph: *laughing* This is kinda awkward…first the branch from Felix's and Calhoun's scene, and now…
Director Moore: Alright, get him down.
Ralph: Nah, I can do it on my own. *grabs branch backwards towards the trunk* See? Easy! Nothing to worry aboOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ! ! ! ! ! ! *he screams as the branch suddenly breaks in his hands, causing him to land into the taffy below*
Director Moore: Now what did I tell you, Ralph…get him out and wash him off. Oh, and find someone to check the branches, particularly the Double striped ones. The timing seemed to be off every time we film…Oh well. CUT!

*In Sugar Rush, right after Vanellope enters herself into the race…*
Announcer: Vanellope Von Schweetz!
Vanellope: *Jumping and glitching*YIPPEE! ! ! ! I'M IN THE RACE! ! ! !
King Candy: *Surprised* Vanellope?
Taffyta: *Rips off the sheet covering Vanellope's makeshift kart…only to discover that it has been half-eaten…again*
Director Moore: WAIT, WHAT?! AGAIN? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ARE YOU GUYS REALLY THAT HUNGRY? CUT! ! !

*In Sugar Rush, where Felix has been captured and was currently trapped in the Fungeon…*
Felix: *Crying* Why do I fix everything I touch? *sits down and cries harder*
*A few seconds pass, and Felix looks up as if expecting something or someone to come…but that moment never came. In the background, a distant BOOM! could be heard*
Ralph: *In the distance* BAM! ...Wait, wrong room! Sorry!
*As shouting is heard in the distance, Felix is seen laughing uncontrollably on the waffle jail bed*
Felix: *Between laughs* Can't believe it. This is like the third time he smashed into the wrong room! Someone should give him a map or something…
Director Moore: CUT!

*In Tappers, where Ralph and Markowski are nearing the end of their conversation…*
Ralph: Listen, is there any way I can go with you, and you know, maybe get one of those medals?
Markowski: NEGATORY! ! !
Ralph: *Stammering* Wha-does that mean maybe?
Markowski: NO! Look, only the bravest and the best serve in our corps…BUG! ! ! !
*Markowski screams and runs towards the wall behind him…causing it to crash completely down and falling out of sight of the camera. Ralph puts his face in his hand and laughs*
Director Moore: Seal that wall back up, please. CUT!

*In Pac Man, where Ralph is attending the Bad-anon meeting*
Ralph: Got it, but here's the thing.
*sighs*
Ralph: I don't wanna be the Bad Guy anymore.
*Everyone gasps while Browser spits out fire, which…*
Clyde: *sniffs* Do I smell something burning?
*Everyone starts to sniff as well, all while looking around*
Satine: Yeah, I can smell it too, and it seems to be coming…*He turns his head and gasps*
*Camera pans in his direction, revealing a blackened chair and wall, all smoldered in blazing flames. And it seemed to be spreading into its surroundings…*
Ralph: SET IS ON FIRE! ! ! ! ! *starts to get up from his chair*
Crew member: What?
Ralph: GOD**** THE SET IS ON FIRE! ! ! ! ! ! *runs*
Director Moore: WHAT?! OH NO! ! ! ! !
Random crew member: *off-screen* I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN! I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN WHEN WE'D BROUGHT IN A FIRE-BREATHING MONSTER! ! ! ! ! !
Director Moore: Guys, get out of here! Crew members, bring in some water!
*All the cast is running out of the room, and the cameraman follows. Crew members in firefighter gear can be seen dashing into said scene a while later*
Director Moore: *talking the crew member in low voice* Now, that's not a good way to say to Browser.
Crew member: Well, in my defense, you should have made some fire prevention measures before shooting this scene…
Director Moore: Fair enough. But I told you we'd have it under control when we signed his contract.
Crew member: You call that under control? *gesturing to said scene, now completely blackened and sooty*
Director Moore: Now, now, now; you don't have any excuse to mock any of our characters, flaws and all. One more rude word from you and I'll chuck you out of my set. Got it?
Crew member: *nodding* Got it. *runs off, revealing Ralph, Clyde, Browser and the rest of cast listening to the conversation by*
Director Moore: Wait…you just heard what I said? AND THE CAMERA'S STILL ROLLING? *Runs and closes a hand on the camera* CUT IT! CUT IT!

A/N: The very last take was based on PBGGamplay's video: Minecraft HC #3! - Part 5 (FREAKIN' BEACON!) starting at around 2:50, where the gang found their house set on fire...Pretty hilarous, and thought it would be good to throw it in here. :)

Till then, IceWrecker out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :D