A/N: Hey there! Guess who just saw Ralph Breaks the Internet.
Surprise, surprise. It's me. Yup, it was finally released where I live, and it would be an absolute understatement to say I enjoyed it. :)
So, I've decided that I would definitely go and write bloopers for the sequel as well, it had so much potential! I mean, one particular scene had me thinking "Ooooh! That's guaranteed a lot of takes to get that right." The thing is, I know some of you might have not watched the movie yet, or that even my bloopers are not the spoilers themselves, I fear you might get spoiled anyhoo. So...yeah, bloopers after the DVD release! :D
And now, without further ado...enjoy the bloopers! :D
*In Fix-it Felix jr, where Felix tries to start the game without Ralph*
Felix: *Gritting his teeth* Ralph! Quarter Alert! Game on!
*Confused, Moppet Girl directs Felix up the building, hopping along the windowsills, and…falling off the side. Felix screams as he plummets to the ground*
Moppet Girl: *Apologetic* Sorry…
Director Moore: CUT!
*In Sugar Rush, where Ralph and Vanellope have been busted by the guards and King Candy*
King Candy: Hold it right there, Glitch! And Wreck-it Ralph?!
Ralph: Uh-oh! *Glances down at his bag of frosting in hand, and aims it up at King Candy…only the bag breaks and the frosting spills onto his hand*
*Crew laughs*
Ralph: Whoops! The bag's broken! Here, let me try again…
[Take 2]
Ralph: Uh-oh! *Glances down at his bag of frosting in hand, and aims it up at King Candy…only this time it does not break at all. Ralph is seen squeezing the bag a few more times before tossing it angrily to the ground, where it still not breaks*
Ralph: THAT'S IT! I'M TAKING A BREAK! *walks out of the set*
Director Moore: Um…okay. CUT!
*In Hero's Duty, where a terrified Ralph is running from the cy-bugs*
Ralph: AHHH! ! ! WHEN DID VIDEO GAMES BECOME SO-OW! ! ! ! ! *trips and falls onto the ground*
*Crew laughs as a solider helps Ralph up to his feet*
Director Moore: CUT!
*In Tappers, where Ralph is digging through the Lost and Found box…*
Ralph: *picks up mushroom* Mushroom? No. *Tosses said thing back in* Um…what is this? *picks up an unknown object, which unfolds into an exclamation mark* No. *Tosses the thing behind his back*
*He digs further…then screams as he brings his hand back up, a crab clamping on one of his fingers. Ralph continues to scream as he tries to wring the crab off, only with no success*
Ralph: AHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! WHO BOUGHT IN A CRAB?! AHH! ! ! IT HURTS! IT VERY MUCH HURTS! ! ! *screams and runs out of the room, the crab still clamping on his finger*
*A young girl's laughter could be heard throughout the fray*
Director Moore: VANELLOPE! ! ! ! ! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CRAB FROM?! GET RID OF IT ASAP! ! ! ! Someone go and check on Ralph if he is okay. CUT!
*In Fix-it Felix jr, where an unexpected character comes up to Felix and the Nicelanders*
*Q*Bert hops out*
Felix: Why it's Q*Bert! What brings you here, neighbor?
Q*Bert: *Mutters in Q*bert-ese*
Gene: *Turning to Felix* What's he saying, Felix?
Felix: Uh…sorry, I've forgotten.
*Gene facepalms*
Director Moore: CUT! Let's go again!
[Take 2]
Q*Bert: *Mutters in Q*Bert-ese*
Gene: *Turning to Felix* What's he saying, Felix?
Felix: Um…stand by, my Q*Bert-ese is a little rusty. *clears throat and steps forward to Q*Bert…only not to say anything*
*Some of the Nicelanders laugh nervously*
Felix: Uh…yeah, I've forgotten. Give me my cue card and I'll try again.
[Take 3]
Felix: Um…stand by, my Q*Bert-ese is a little rusty.
*Felix clears his throat and steps forward to Q*Bert. He then rambles off a jumble of Q*Bert-ese.*
*Q*Bert squeals and faints, while a man's laughter could be heard loudly in the background*
Man's voice: SERIOUSLY, FELIX?! SERIOUSLY?
Felix: What, Ralph? What did I do?
Ralph: You just, quite frankly, told him to die.
*There is uncontrollable laughing throughout the set, and Felix is now seen cupping his hands over his mouth*
Felix: Oh no! Oh, Hell, no! I need to remember my lines! *Runs out of sight of the camera*
Ralph: *continues to laugh* Well, I guess we better cut it, right?
Director Moore: Definitely! CUT!
Shoutout to thedarkkn9ght for suggesting this! :)
*In Sugar Rush, where Vanellope is showing Ralph her home inside Diet Cola Mountain*
Vanellope: *Runs* Welcome to my home! *Jumps onto her bed and wraps herself in the candy wrappers* I sleep in these candy wrappers and bundle myself like a little homeless lady.
Ralph: By yourself? With all the garbage around you? *But just before the camera turns, he winks at the screen*
Vanellope: Um…yeah…wait. *She starts to get herself out of those candy wrappers, but it turns our she is stuck. She rolls around on her bed a few times and then falls off, the wrapper still stuck around her*
Vanellope: *Off-screen* RALPH?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Ralph: Well, let's just say I found your secret stash of the super glue you used to glue your kart together, making it impossible for me to break. So…uh…yeah. *the camera turns to him, and he grins widely, tube of glue in hand*
Vanellope: RALPH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Director Moore: ALRIGHT! CUT!
*In Sugar Rush, where Ralph is preparing to head to Diet Cola Mountain*
Ralph: *Glancing in the distance* Beacon? *Runs to the hoverboard* Stay with Felix.
*He hops on the hoverboard*
Ralph: Let me borrow that thing, lady!
Vanellope: Ralph! Where are you going?
Ralph: I got some wrecking to do! *pushes hoverboard closer to the edge of the bridge* I'll met you at the-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! *screams as the hoverboard falls down, taking Ralph with it*
Felix: *Runs to the edge* Ralph! You okay?
*Faint THUMP is heard*
Ralph: *faintly* I'm okay!
Director Moore: *sighs* CUT!
A/N: Till then, IceWrecker out! :)