A/N: Hey guys, I'm back with a new take!
Unfortunately, I decided that in order to prepare for the sequel, I'll be ending this on the 11th take. I know, I really don't want to do this, but with Second Chance and my schoolwork I don't really have much more time for this, also that I'm almost out of ideas for this, hence why the last few chapters seemed shorter than usual.
Nevertheless, I hope to end it with a bang on the last take, I already got some really funny ideas in development now, and I can't wait to write them out. :)
Oh, and regarding the sequel's bloopers...yes, there's LOADS of potential in there, and I may even start a Prank War between two characters. With that being said, I really can't wait to show you everything I've been preparing. So...that's that.
I'll see you at the end of this take, guys, enjoy! :D
*In Sugar Rush, where a taffy-coated Ralph is chasing Vanellope across the stadium. Vanellope squeals and hides under one of the stands, but Ralph finds her by tossing the stand, and everyone on it, aside*
King Candy: Careful! What are you doing?!
*Ralph continues to chase Vanellope across the stadium until they reach the end of the stands, where a giant cupcake is seen resting on a pedestal. Ralph runs over and knocks the cupcake into the air…and a shattering sound is heard. Both Ralph and Vanellope duck out of the way as broken glass shards rain down around them, and then a stage light falls down in front of Ralph's feet. They both run off the set as the cupcake comes crashing down moments later*
*Beat*
Director Moore: RALPH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! WE JUST HAD THOSE LIGHTS REPLACED, AND YOU JUST FREAKING WRECKED THEM! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU, IDIOT? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !
*Another stage light falls and shatters upon contact with ground*
Director Moore: *sighing* CUT IT! ! ! ! ! !
Shoutout to That Random Demon for suggesting this! :)
*In Litwak's Family Fun Center, where Ralph is saying his monologue and the camera starts to pull back from his video game console*
Ralph: Thirty years I've been doing this, and I've seen a lot of games come and go, kinda sad.
*As the camera pulls further back, the surrounding video game consoles are moved around or replaced by other video game consoles. But…*
Ralph: You think about all those guys from Asteroids? Boom! Gone! Cente…OH MY GOD! NO! *breaks into laughter*
*It is now clearly seen that instead of the normal video game consoles like Whak-a-mole and Sugar Rush, the consoles were being replaced with arcade cabinets of more mature, adult-oriented games, all with…rather graphic or inappropriate pictures on the sides*
Random crew member: STOP! STOP! COVER UP THE SCREEN! ! ! !
*Instead of stopping the take, a huge black 'CENSOR' screen blocks out the entire view, with only the center cut out to show Ralph's cabinet. Ralph and the crew members are laughing wildly now, clapping and gasping for air*
Director Moore: Who…*laughs* Who…who swapped all the consoles? Who did it? We're a Disney movie, guys! We can't show this!
*Everyone continues laughing until the take is completed, the camera fully pulled back just to show Ralph's game in the distance. Suddenly, someone (it is not seen clearly) runs out and grabs hold of the console, pulling it out of sight of the center of the censor screen and replacing it with one of the many M-rated consoles placed throughout the shot. Immediately after that, the entire screen becomes black with a huge 'CENSOR' word on it*
Director Moore: *yelling* HEY YOU! YES! YOU! STOP REPLACING OUR CONSOLES! IF THIS FILM MANAGES TO GET A PG-13 RATING BECAUSE OF THIS I'M HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE!
*Beat*
Director Moore: CUT!
*In Hero's Duty, where Ralph, Calhoun, and her army of soldiers are starting to attack the cy-bugs*
Calhoun: *Turning to Moppet Girl on the screen* Cy-bug! Twelve o' clock! Hit it, newbie!
*Moppet Girl aims her gun…only instead of normal blasts, a string of orange bullet-like pellets shoots out of her gun*
Moppet Girl: *Confused* Huh?
Kohut: *Shouting* Hey! These aren't my normal guns!
Calhoun: What?
Kohut: I said, THESE AREN'T MY NORMAL GUNS!
Director Moore: OKAY! STOP, STOP, STOP! ! ! !
*Everything stops at that moment, the ground littered with the same orange bullet-like pellets. Calhoun, Moppet Girl and all the other soldiers slowly put their guns away*
Director Moore: Okay, so what's the problem?
Calhoun: Somehow, our guns are not working as they need to be. I mean, they don't fire blasts, and now I come to think of it, they seem far lighter than normal! Wait a minute…
*Calhoun looks at her gun closely, then she gasps*
Calhoun: Well, I'll be darned…THESE ARE NERF GUNS! SOMEONE PAINTED THEM BLACK AND SWAPPED ALL OUR ORIGINAL GUNS WITH THEM! *looking around* WHO DID THIS?!
*Someone starts to laugh on the set. The camera pans to reveal Ralph laughing so hard that he cannot stand up. It is very clear who pulled the prank…*
Calhoun: WRECK-IT, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! ! ! ! ! ! ! *picks up a random Nerf gun off the floor and chases Ralph off the set, firing Nerf darts continuously at his back as she does so*
Director Moore: CUT!
*In Sugar Rush, where Ralph is facing off with King Candy/Turbo in the climax*
King Candy/Turbo: Welcome to the Boss Level!
Ralph: Turbo…
King Candy/Turbo: *Laughs* Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade! I can take over any game I want! I should thank you…
*Camera pans back to Ralph for a moment*
King Candy/Turbo: But…I think it'll be more fun to grill you!
Ralph: *Bursts out laughing* How are you gonna do it? Over a fire?
King Candy/Turbo: Wha-what? What do you mean, Ralph?
Ralph: You said grill, not kill.
*Both actors are silent for a moment, then they both collapse on the floor laughing*
King Candy/Turbo: Oh God! Oh my God! I said I'd grill you! You made it sound like that I'm attempting to do that literally at a barbeque! No, Ralph, NO! I'm NOT that kind of person, I'm not…*laughs again*
Ralph: *Glancing at the camera and winks* Remind me to NEVER head over to his backyard barbeque parties. *continues to laugh*
Director Moore: OKAY, CUT! *laughs*
*In Pac-Man, where the Bad Guys are just ending their Bad-Anon meeting*
Clyde: Now let's close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation.
*Everyone in the room stands up, close their eyes (with the exception of Ralph), and hold hands*
Everyone except Ralph: I am Bad, and that's Good. I will never be Good, and that's not Bad, there's no one I rather be than-
*The affirmation is interrupted as loud music is blasted through the set. Ralph and the others are looking around in confusion*
Doctor Eggman: Sorry, my bad. *camera pans to him as he takes out a cell phone from his pocket and answers the call* Yes? Yup…uh huh, uh huh…NO, I DID NOT MAKE THAT MACHINE TO BLOW UP YOUR CASTLE AGAIN, OKAY? OKAY? *shoves phone back in pocket* Sorry, I forgot to turn my phone off. Sorry guys, sorry!
Director Moore: *sighs* CUT!
*In the Sugar Rush code room, where King Candy is planning to retrieve Ralph's medal*
King Candy: *Floating* Where are you? Let's see…'Stadium', no, 'Jumbotron'…Ah ha! There it is: the Winner's Cup.
*Taps box to reveal dozens of shimmering icons, each depicting a Gold Coin, except one…*
King Candy: One of these things is not like the others, it's you! *Finds the icon with Ralph's medal depicted on it* We're going to…huh?!
*King Candy attempts to tug the icon out, but it stays put, stuck to the other shimmering icons.*
King Candy: *Muttering* Come on…come on…get out, you little thing!
*He grunts and tries harder, but instead of successfully pulling out the icon, the entire code box is pulled out towards him, and lands on his chest, unattached*
King Candy: Ow!
Director Moore: Alright! Who used the superglue again? Who did it?
*Beat*
Director Moore: I'll get you, whoever you are! CUT!
Shoutout for E1craZ4life for suggesting this! :)
[Broken-karted—Take 2]
Ralph: I'm doing this for your own good! *turns to Vanellope's kart*
Vanellope: No wait. No, no, no, NO, NO! NO! PLEASE, RALPH!
Ralph: *Raises fists and yells* I'M GONNA WRECK IT! ! ! ! !
*Ralph starts to slam his fist down on the kart, but before he can do so…*
Director Moore: CUT!
Ralph and Vanellope: *Confused* Huh?
Director Moore: FINALLY! FINALLY, YOU REMEMBERED THAT LINE! YOU REMEMBERED IT, AFTER ALL THESE TAKES! YET YOU CHOSE TO SAID IT AT THE WRONG TIME! OH MY GOD, RALPH, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT, CAN'T YOU JUST GO WITH WHAT I'M TELLING YOU TO DO RIGHT NOW? ! ? ! ? !
*Ralph and Vanellope glance at each other, still confused*
Director Moore: Sorry…maybe I'm a bit overreacting on this, but…look, the scene where you say your catchphrase still hasn't been recorded, so can you remember what you just said during filming later?
Ralph: *Makes 'okay' sign* Okey-doke, Rich.
Director Moore: Good…CUT IT!
A/N: Again, thank you all for reading. The very next take will also be the last take in this series, so I'll give everything I can to spice it up. Til then, IceWrecker out! ! ! ! :D