LAST TIME ON SANIK...
Sonic finally gets a break from his harddoings, but not before some laser from God-knows-where ruins Tails' skateboarding trick by turning him into a Burger King(r) product. Sonic goes out to investigate, but not before running into Nicky and Milo of Pepper Ann fame for no reason than to confuse people. Also Julie Powers is in it.
AND THEY'RE OFF!
Now, if anything, anyone envisioning this will probably know that this "disguise" isn't hard to fool. They're not even
"Nice cosplay" complimented Nicky to Julie. "Thanks, it's Macy's brand" she said back.
"Speaking of which, who are you weird cosplayers?" asked Milo.
"I'm Julie Powers, and he's Neurotic."
"That's SONIC!"
"Oh, very we-wait, you're Sonic?! O-M-G!" replied Nicky. "I used to play your games when I was just 12! Can I have your autograph?"
"Sure" replied the omnipotent porcupine.
ANYWAYS...
"So what are we doing here anyways?" asked Milo to Julie, whilst Sonic was looking through the trash bin.
"Don't know, don't care" replied the Daria-with-a-ponytail-and-less-omnipotence.
"Another question... who would throw out such a way PAST cool Walkman?" said Sonic. "I think it still works... just gotta find a batter-GAK!"
(for those of you who didn't read Chapter 1, Sonic ate an Energizer battery infused chili dog. What we didn't say is that he topped it off with a D-cell Energizer.)
So, Nicky reached down Sonic's throat for the battery (which is in his stomach) and actually took it.
Surprise! The Walkman works! (and it only plays high quality rips.)
Add in an ol' also-thrown-out leather jacket, and now Sonic looks... pretty good I guess.
MUCH EXPLAINING LATER...
"...So, what do we even do to find a criminal that turns people into Burgers or some stuff?" asked Milo.
"Always Follow your NOSE!" said Toucan Sam who suddenly appeared in this comic.
And then he snorted up a large amount of a blend of crack cocaine and Froot Loops, and spun around for a while...
and then he died.
Because drugs are bad for birds. and humans too.
"Well, let's do what the toucan says!" said Sonic, not caring one tiny bit about the bird.
"Shouldn't we stay and-?"
"No."
you know the drill, NEXT CHAPTER