So.
Last time, Toucan Sam died, and two humans and their pet mutants were advised by him to follow their nose, I guess.
CONT.
As the four protagonists were wandering around together, Sonic sensed a scent that scented scent... ish.
"Huh, smells like chili dogs and broke motor vehicles." quipped Sonic. "And no wonder! That bird led us to a raceway mall."
"Why would a bird lead us to a raceway mall in the first place?" asked Not Sonic.
"Don't ask questions, focus on the subject at hand." replied Sonic, with obviousness.
So, they went into the mall, where they end up finding... The Log Lady fighting a biologist with super martial arts. and her log is The Cheat in a log costume
...yeah.
But wait, LOOK! it's Kim Pine from Scott Pilgrim, sitting on a couch in the charging area! (That oughta get your attention, right?)
"Oh, hey there Kim! How's it hangin?" said Julie, presumably ignorant to the other 3 characters.
"Ehh, nothin' really, other than getting a job at the local Chuck E Cheese's in Coolsville, and having said place wrecked by retards with no spine, I'd say I'm fine." replied Kim.
"Dude, Coolsville sucks." snarked Julie back. "Eh, at least I get paid." said Kim, blandly.
"Hey, enough about your daily life," said Sonic. "What abouuuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Suddenly, the table he was leaning on started acting like a wild horse, armed and/or dangerous. It dragged Sonic 'round the block, and then launched him into the ceiling.
It hurt. a lot.
A LOT OF PULLING LATER...
"Welp, after all that stuff going on, I think I might as well invite you over to the club." said Sonic, "How about that?"
"It beats the daily grind." replied Kim sarcastically, though with the way she says everything you might as well consider all her sentences sarcastic.
And so, our heroes headed off to a place I can't remember, because I forgot about the dream and this was in progress for 4 years.
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