Now for Chapter 2 where the Edventure really begins, while this might be slow hopefully it get better by Hoohoo Mountain. Anyways Let's ED Go!
Eddy woke up and struggled to get up "Getting real tired of slapstick…" He muttered, he walked towards Double D who looked limp "Crap! Double D get up!" He shook him, Ed got stuck in an indent and dug himself out. "Hiya Eddy!" He said blissfully unaware.
"Ed… Double D is… really hurt, where's a hospital around here!" Eddy said looking around. Luigi got himself up and plucked mario from the ground like a turnip which launched him into the air "Mario?" He said looking around before his brother landed on top of him burying him.
"Luigi?" He said looking around before being tossed back by Luigi tunneling up. "Right here, hey what's up with those guys?" The two walked over to the Eds with Ed carrying Edd on his shoulder.
"What are you three doing?" Mario said looking at the tiro "Double D got hurt bad in the crash, we're gonna try to find a hospital." Eddy said, but Mario had an idea "Well you got a doctor right here! Let me see him." Ed tried to not hurt Double D anymore and put him down gingerly.
Mario looked at the sockhated Ed, "Alright, he's fine he just needs a one up mushroom, Luigi hand me the suitcase." Luigi opened it up and Mario took out of the green mushrooms they had gotten and put it in Edd's mouth, the young boy chewed before his eyes fluttered open.
"Ugh what happened…" Edd said getting up before Ed hugged him "WE ARE SO HAPPY YOU'RE OKAY DOUBLE D!" Edd was sort of crushed "Ed… Not breathing.." Ed Let go and let Double D down.
"Thank you Mario brothers!" Edd said smiling Mario flashed a thumbs up "Not a problem." Luigi then saw a koopa lying on the ground barely conscious "Bowser… flew over… the border…." He said falling over.
"I think we got some info on bowser." Luigi said turning around Mario nodded as they started towards a nearby building, with the Eds following behind, "Hey Wait up!" Eddy called out.
"Huh are you three coming along with us?" Mario asked as Double D stepped up "Yes I do believe we owe you our assistance on this quest of great magnitude since you saved me."
"I'm just in it for the cash." Eddy blunty said "And I want to save the world!" Ed said triumphantly.
"Should we do this mario?" Luigi asked to which his older brother shrugged. "I don't mind having others with me, kinda reminds me of when I stopped smithy with Peach, Bowser, Prince Mallow And Geno."
"Sweet! We won't let you down mustache bros!" Eddy boasted.
As the group went into the building and they saw 2 huge turtles wearing armor holding a jump rope.
"Well, well! Talk about a nice surprise! Check it out, Bro! It looks like the famous Mario Bros. have arrived!" The One with a red flag on it's helmet said.
"You know us?" Luigi asked curiously. "Yup! World 4-3! Remember!" The red flagged one said pulling out a photo of the bros dodging the large hammers they threw.
"Man! That really brings back the memories, doesn't it? Good times... Good times." The one with the blue flag said. "So what's up, brothers M? Are you two heading off on a journey together?"
"Yup we have to rescue princess peach's voice from the evil Cackletta with the help of this boys." Mario said motioning towards the Eds who waved.
"Oh... So you probably want us to let you pass, huh? Yeah, well, I'm sure you guys know this is the border of the Mushroom Kingdom." The blue one said to which the group nodded.
"That's right, it's the border, and since we're the border security, we can't let you in...until you do some jumping worthy of the Mario name!" The red one said as he moved to the other side of his bro and started to swing the rope around.
"The rules are really simple! Just jump to avoid touching the royal Border Line!" He said.
"OK, Mario, try to jump the rope... Er... I mean, try to jump the royal Border Line!" The other said.
Mario smirked at this. "This is child's play!" Mario jumped once then twice then his final jump was much higher.
His jump cleared the rope pretty easily "Man! That was incredible!" The first bro said "Now it's your turn, Luigi. Let's see you jump!" The second added.
Luigi nodded "Alrighty!" Luigi jumped once then his second jump was as high as marios then his final jump was even higher! Luigi landed olympic style with a smile "Oh yeah!" He cheered.
"Alright! Now you three think you can make it?" The bro asked the Ed's Eddy smirked "I can do this easy peasy!"
He ran over and jumped not as high as the bros, but cleared it nonetheless. "Sweet! You're up Ed!" He called back.
"Oh boy, oh boy!" Ed trotted over and jumped the lowest so far but made it! "Come on Double D!"
Edd sighed "Oh dear… physical endurance…" he took a deep breath ran forward and hopped over the rope. He cleared it with mostly no issue, but looked out of breath afterwards.
"It wasn't that hard…" Luigi commented. Soon our group headed out before one of the bros stopped them.
"Hold up, Bros.!" It said running over Since we've been on duty, you two are the first ones to ever cross our border. I mean, EVER!"
"We've gotta commemorate this occasion by giving you this!" He pulled out a map and a small sack which Eddy snatched immediately and when he opened up expecting cash, he got a bunch of beans…
"What the?! This ain't cash!" He said annoyed "Well this is the Beanbean kingdom! You might need those beans later!" The sumo bro said leaving.
"Well with this map we be able to a locate where we are." Mario opened it up showing most of the kingdom. "I think we are here." Luigi pointed to a purple mountain side.
Edd opened his book that Toadsworth gave him and flipped to a page showing that, "I believe we are in stardust fields, one of the borders between of the Mushroom and Beanbean kingdom."
"Well at least are now in the Beanbean Kingdom." Mario said, "But we should find Bowser, despite his sour attitude he is powerful."
The group wandered the landscape till they found a strange sight, a huge cannon with something inside it. Mario decided to see what it was by jumping on the object a couple times making it sink down, turning the cannon around revealing it was Bowser inside.
"Mr. Ugly Bad guy!" Ed Cheered.
"Hey! Mario! Great timing! I could use a hand here! I'm kind of… stuck." Bowser said. "Well maybe if you can can lose a couple pounds Shell boy!" Eddy joked
"Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny get me out of here!" Bowser whined Ed walked over when a fat bird-looking thing drops down in front of the group.
"Nyeck nyeck nyeck!" It laughed "Why, could it be that Bowser, the great Koopa King, has fallen into my cannon?! Nyeck! How amusing!"
Bowser grunted as he struggled "Wh-Who dares speak to me so?"
"Nyeck nyeck nyeeeck! I am Tolstar, the great and famed king of Stardust Fields! I've heard tales of you, but you're not very impressive in person! Nyeeeck nyeck nyeck!" Tolstar laughed.
"I'm sorry Mr. Tolstar, but we need our friend Bowser back." Double D requested to him.
"Nyeck nyeck! If you want me to get him out of there, little people, you must pay in coins! I will set him free...for ALL of your coins! And I'll even keep this most embarrassing incident a secret!" Tolstar offered.
"Wh-What?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Bowser whined. "Yeah! That's our coins!" Eddy argued.
"We'll give you all our coins." Mario simply said much to Eddy's shock!
"Pardon me? I'm not sure I heard you correctly just now! You'll give me all of your coins?" Tolstar said a bit shocked.
"Yup! Here ya go!" Mario said tossing the sack much to Eddy's frustration "We were raking in the dough…" he grumbled.
Tolstar looked at the money and smiled. "Nyeck nyeck nyeeeck! Why, these are Mushroom Kingdom coins, aren't they? This is the BEANBEAN Kingdom! ...I suppose I'll have to calculate their value in the local currency!"
Tolstar took out a calculator and mused to himself "Let's see... At today's exchange rate... 110 Mushroom coins...are worth 10 Beanbean Coins! Well, sorry, but for only 10 coins I can't guarantee this secret won't slip out! Nyeck nyeck!" He cackled
Eddy fumed at this "Wait WHAT? What a gip!"
"...Yes, that means I'll need an additional 100 Beanbean coins! Go find them in Stardust Fields and bring them back to me! Then I'll help your Koopa King!" Tolstar offered.
Tolstar Stomped down and it created a bridge nearby "Look around Stardust Fields and find me 100 coins! You can find them in blocks or win them in battles."
The group continued through stardust fields fighting some fighter flies, and some bill blasters… well Mario, Luigi, Eddy and Ed.
"Come on sockhead we need the money!" Eddy told him after stomping a fighter fly and getting the coins from them.
"Eddy you know i'm a pacifist." Edd told him, Luigi decided to talk to the kid. "Look i'm not much of a fan of fighting. But sometimes we have to do what we have to do." He explained.
Edd sighed "I suppose drastic times call for drastic measures…" He reluctantly said jumping on a nearby bill blaster and destroying it. He sighed as he collected the coins "This hero business isn't gonna be easy…"
Eventually the group was almost halfway done with the coin collecting when they heard some rumbles from the ground before 2 toads came out.
"Sergeant Starshade! The shooting stars we just witnessed were an alien bombardment! ...Perhaps! In the name of the Starshade Bros., we will find the alien scum! They will rue the day!" The red one told his brother.
"Aliens where!?" Ed excitedly said looking around.
"General Starshade! Sir! I have confirmed the presence of a suspicious unknown entity! It is a vivid green color that pierces the eye!" The green one said spotting Luigi.
"Hmm! Yes! Sighting confirmed! However, I see not green, but red!" The red one said spotting Mario.
Mario jumped on Luigi due to them deciding to imitate the Starshade bros The four copied their movements until mario spun into the toads.
"Oh! Incredible! It is none other than Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom!" The red one said excitedly.
"Luigi sighting confirmed!" The Green one smiled hopping up and down. "Sergeant Starshade! Change of mission objective! Obtain autographs, STAT!" The red toad smiled and pulled out a photo of Mario.
"So what are doing here in the Beanbean kingdom with these privates?" Sergeant asked Mario about the Eds.
"Well we have to save Princess peaches voice from an evil witch cackletta and we are currently looking for coins to pay a toll." Mario said
"Yeah so you got some cash on you guys?" Eddy asked before Double D pulling him back.
"Incredible! To think... Princess Peach's lovely voice in the hands of some vile enemy! Her voice must be recovered, no matter what it takes! Priority one, Sergeant Starshade! We must provide as much field support as we can!" He told his brother.
The green one nodded "Very well! We Starshade Bros. will teach you the secrets of Bros. Action! Master Mario! Master Luigi! And you privates! Special Bros. Action training shall commence immediately!"
The 5 were taken to a special training ground. "When you wish to jump up to a high ledge, the Taller one can jump on the shorter ones to perform a High Jump." Luigi nodded and jumped on Mario, slightly squashing him but the rebound launched the two onto the ledge.
Ed excited to try this move jumped on Edd and Eddy and squashed the two of them, but the rebound from both launched all three onto the ledge.
"Excellent work, men! If you use your High Jump, you can climb ledges that you could never climb alone!" The green one said. "And break bones that I could never could before…" Eddy groaned.
"Now for you shorties hop on your tall friends back and prepare to spin!" Mario and the smaller Eds hopped on Luigi and Eds shoulders piggyback style.
"It is possible to use this Spin Jump to jump across wide valleys and dangerous pits!" Sargent Starshade said.
Mario and Luigi nodded as Mario spun and Luigi held on as they spun over the cliff. For the Eds Eddy spun first with double D second and them and Ed went across the cliff.
"See, boys, actions that the rear member performs are called Bros. Actions! There are more actions that only teams like you can perform!" General starshade said happily. "Training complete!"
The group was sent back to the main part of stardust fields "Excellent. Now, the proving grounds! The time has come to show off the fruits of your training! You must use the High Jump and Spin Jump we just taught you...To reach the flag way up there! Good luck, soldiers!" Sargent Starshade said.
The group then used the high jump (With Edd and Eddy being slightly squashed now but it was still a bit painful ) to get onto the cliff and the spin jump to get across.
"Hmm... Incredible! Master Mario! Master Luigi, Private Eds! You truly are super brothers! I salute you!" General Starshade said impressed.
"Master Mario! Master Luigi, Private Eds! May your mission be successful! Good luck out there!" Sargent Starshade said.
"Move OUT!" The two toads said going down to their star shaped bunker. "Well that was odd." Edd said "But we got some new moves from them, and that's important." Mario said
"Yeah new moves, hey I can see some blocks in the distance and blocks mean more cash!" Eddy said excitedly running off.
Later the group was looking at their inventory "We have enough coins to pay tolstar!" Edd said excitedly closing the suitcase. "Sweet lets go pay that jerk!" Eddy said excitedly. Then a familiar voice called out nearby.
"Mario, Luigi, and Eds! Sirs!" The starshade bros appeared out of their bunker. "Roadblock!" Ed said "What's up you two?" Luigi asked.
"By your leave, there is something we com-PLETELY forgot to mention to you earlier!" The red general said.
"Affirmative! You see, when you master a technique in the field, you can also use it in battle!" The Green Sargent Added.
Mario had an idea "Like me lifting up Luigi and slamming down onto foes?" Luigi had a similar one. "Or me using mario to bounce us up to slam onto the foe!"
Edd then had a thought "Sorry to interrupt, but Eddy, Ed and I aren't coorandated to perform bros moves in battle."
General Starshade put his hand to his chin "Hmmn, this is a conundrum… wait I've got it!" He pulled a green shell. "You can use friend attacks with this green shell!"
"Cool, uh what does it do?" Ed asked "Simply one guy kicks it and the others help kick it back when it hits a foe!" The green Sargent told him.
"Alright thank you for this starshade brothers!" Edd said taking the shell. "Alright can we continue? We've got to pay off Tolstar!" Eddy said impatiently.
"Proper planning and preparation ensure your safety throughout your journey! We wish you luck Move OUT!" General Starshade said moving down.
The group with this new information continued back to Bowser and Tolstar. "We've got your 100 coins Tolstar." Mario told him showing the bag.
"Nyeck! It took you long enough! But well done! I'll just be taking these coins now!" Tolstar Said
"Finally! Let me outta here!" Bowser roared. Tolstar smirked "Huh? You want out? You want me to help you? Who said I'd do that?"
Eddy yelled "Hey you stiffed us! You jerk!" He said tossing the green shell at Tolstar, making him furious.
He flew over to the group. "Nyeck nyeck! You're not in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore! Outsiders begone!" He angrily said getting two spiked balls out.
Mario stepped forward "Let's a go!" Luigi was nervous "Let's a go…" Eddy hopped over "Showtime boys!" He smirked.
"Oh dear…" Edd worried as Ed was excited "Oh boy oh boy!"
Tolstar tossed the spiked balls which the two brothers jumped over and Mario used splash bros slamming into the beast.
"Eddy it would be instrumental that you used the green shell now!" Eddy nodded at Edds remark.
He took out the shell and kicked at Tolstar making him flinch which the mario bros used as opportunity to deal more jumping damage.
After kicking the shell a couple times Eddy felt some strength in his foot as he kicked the shell with a powerful kick launching it at Tolstar launching him in the air for a brief second.
"Nyeck… That hurt!" Tolstar groaned. "That's what you get for scamming us!" Eddy said with .
"Funny is it Eddy, you scam people all the time and now you've been scammed yourself." Double D chucked
"Don't milk it sockhead, Ed jump on him!" Eddy ordered.
"Okie Dokie Eddy!" Ed charged forward and belly flopped onto Tolstar.
"Nyeck! You shall pay for this!" Tolstar took flight and chased Eddy and Ed.
He tossed spiked balls at the two which the jumped over until "Neyck!" Eddy prepared to jump and was hit by the spiked ball which bounced on the ground and hit him mid jump.
As the spiked balls continued to be tossed Ed managed to catch one and slam it back in his face before the mario bros slammed down on him "Splash bros!" They said as the King of stardust fields fell onto the star right next to Bowsers cannon.
"You, sir, have been griping far too loudly for some time!" A squeaky voice said from under the star.
Soon it opened up launching Tolstar to his original position revealing sargent starshade looking angry. He kicked the cannon which aimed Bowser right at Tolstar.
He lit a match before lighting the fuse and going back onto his bunker.
Bowser meanwhile was panicking about this "Graaaaaaaargh! M-MARIO! Green 'Stache, chumps! You gotta get Princess Peach's voice back! It's all up to you!"
Bowser was fired out and launched Tolstar when he hit him leaving the Eds and Mario bros alone.
"MR UGLY BAD GUY!" Ed cried.
"Well lets a go then, we'll find Bowser later, I think he'll be fine." Mario said as the group walked off with Eddy holding their coin sack "Well boys at least we saved the cash!"
"You always look on the bright side Eddy…" Edd sighed.
Meanwhile back in the cul de sac it was daytime Rolf was tending to his livestock where he heard a rumble in the ground. "Hello? Did Rolf not eat enough of Nana's beef stew?" he said looking at his stomach.
Then walked over to the noise and saw the Pipe in the alley outside of his yard. "A gift from the gods yes?" Rolf said climbing over his fence and went to look into the pipe, "Is this the pipe to the nirvana realm, is Rolf worthy?" Rolf smiled "Then it shall not wait for Rolf no longer, Rolf shall join the spirits immediately!"
Rolf jumped into the pipe expecting to be showered with gifts and meat, but little did he know he was the next one on the Edventure…
So Yeah Rolf will have some part in this anyways Story changes from the game:
* The Eds Getting the green shell due to well. There being 3 of them so they can't do bros attacks.
Also a bit of a note based on a quote Mario said, yes Mario RPG happened, there will be references to other Mario games with one huge exception. The paper Mario games, it's canon that they exist in a separate universe, so don't expect Mario to mention those games.
But anyways Please read and review!
