There was awkward silence,
As three people and one huge dog,
Stood up from the broken table debris,
And started to look around the room in interest …
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Before starting to loudly discuss how and why they got there...
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Japan recognized them right away,
They were Gintoki, Shinpachi, Kagura and Sadaharu!
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And they were acting srightry OOC...
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The author was new to Gintama so it was understandabre, right...?
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-...England, undersanding how and why strange or "magic" things like this happen is your speciality.-Germany suddenly said in a serious voice, as he observed the loud newcomers.-...Do you know who those people are and how they got here?
-...I am sorry to tell you, but I only know that they were teleported here from another dimension..-England explained, while ignoring the "magic" part, in a serious and slightly apologizing voice. England was somewhat confused by the strangers' appearance...Those people and dog felt strange and the portal they dropped from felt even stranger...They felt like they did not belong here or even reality itself...They also looked similar to Japan's anime characters...That was not a coincidence, right...?-...Japan, do you know them by any chance...?
-...Hai Igrisu-san, I do. I know them rearry werr actuarry. It's just that...Werr...-Japan said in an uncertain voice, before pausing in deep thought. How shourd he exprain to everyone that they are anime characters...? And without retting them find out that they are made up characters themserves...? -...You see, they actuarry...Shourdn't rearry be here at arr...And they are...Werr...
-They are from another anime, aren't they...?-America said in a very happy voice, as he started to act like a giddy kid.-It's Gintama, isn't it?!
There was awkward silence for a few seconds,
As the nations were confused by what they just heard,
While Japan started to look more and more shocked by the second...
-...America-san...You arso posses "Medium Awareness"?-Japan said in shock, as he looked at America.-And you can arso break the fourth warr...?
-Of course! I also have some fourth wall breaking characters in my media! And it's not just Deadpool! -America said, in an enthusiastic voice.-There's media characters like Animal Man, She-Hulk, Power Man and Iron Fist, Uatu the Watcher, Psycho-Pirate, Superboy-Prime, Ambush Bug, The Joker, Squirrel Girl and Jack of Fables!
America enthusiastically said,
While making a heroic pose.
-Yo! How's it going man?-A mischievous voice was suddenly heard, as Deadpool appeared near America.-It looks like you are having a party here! Mind if I join?
-Deadpool, dude! You came!-America yelled in happiness, before becoming sad and starting to pout.-If you are here, why didn't the others came too?!
-The others also wanted to come, but there was an entrance for only one person. So I decided that I am the the one who should enter it~ -Deadpool explained, as he drank from a bottle of beer.-You should have seen the stupid looks on their faces when they found out that they couldn't go after me!
-OH, SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENNED!-America said in hapiness, as he smiled widely.-AND I THOUGHT THAT THEY ARE AVOIDING ME! HOW SILLY OF ME!
He said in a happy voice,
As he started to laugh loudly...
-...Bloody wanker...-England said in an annoyed voice, before sighing tiredly. Where did he went wrong...?-...America, stop acting like small child.
-Dun wanna!-America said in a rebelious voice, before smilling widely, as if hit by lighting, and practically jumping to Japan's side.-Yo, dude! The author writes about us since she likes us, right?! She is our fan, right?! She likes to ship us together, right?! Dude, you know what her ships are, right?! Can you tell me?! I want to know! Tell me now!
There were a few seconds of awkward silence,
As Japan wondered if he should share his knowledge with America...
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And deciding that it would be better to just tell him,
Instead of having him nag about it every single time...
-...The author rikes GerIta, UsUk, SuFin, Spamano, Franne, some DenNor, FrUk and RoChu...And she arso rikes...-Japan said in a serious voice, before pausing awkwardly. How can he say this...? This is so embarrassing...!-...Brotherry...NiChu…-He added with a blush on his face, as he looked in China's direction.-...Mostry with added drama and/or tragedy...-He added, in a weary voice. Why does the author rikes to put him in dramaticar situations so much...? In some of them he even becomes comatose, dies or disappears...! And then...Chugoku-san...Gets rearry...Rearry...S-sorrowfur...W-way too...S-sorrowfur...A-and depressed...A-and...-...T-the author is not the onry one who does it, though...There are fans rike Pianodream and KyoKyo866, with their Dreamtalia game going overboard with arr the angst, tragedy and drama...
-...What is "brotherly Nichu"…?-China asked, confused at Japan's unusual reaction. Why was Riben so embarrassed and uncomfortable looking...?-And what is this "Dreamtalia"…? What actually happens in there...?
-..."Brotherry NiChu" is...Me and you...In a brotherry...Rerationship...-Japan explained, while he blushed some more.-As for Dreamtaria...-He said, uncertain at how China would react to the game. If Chugoku-san knew what went down in that game...It wourd be rearry bad, wourdn't it...?-...You don't want to know...-He finally said, as he tried not to look China in the eyes. It wourd be chaos...Chugoku-san wourd "Frip out"...It wourd be rearry embarrassing...And uncomfortabre...And he wourd have a rot of...P-probrematic feerings...A-and die of embarrassment...A-and...-...Y-you rearry don't...C-Chugoku-san...!
There was awkward silence for a few seconds,
As China started to get worried...
-...What is RoChu…?-Russia suddenly asked in enthusiasm, as he felt that it was something important. And he always listened to his sixth sense~-...Does it have something to do with me...?
-...It's you Roshia-san and Chugoku-san...-Japan said, in an awkward and quiet voice. This is rearry awkward...-...In a romantic rerationship...
There were a few seconds of silence,
As China started to look very scared,
And Russia started to look way too happy...
-...Is that so...?-Russia said in a happy voice, before starting to walk towards China with a creepy face expression.-Let's become one, little Kitay~
-NO! NEVER!-China yelled in horror, as he started to run away.-I WOULD NEVER BE IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE!
-You are so silly little Kitay~ -Russia sing-sang happily, as he started to run after China. He was so cute when he was scared~-You can't run away from me~
There were a few seconds of silence,
As the nations watched the "Scooby-doo like" chase...
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-...Does anyone know where Italien went to?-Germany suddenly asked in a concerned voice, as he was frantically looking around the room.-He was here a moment ago and then just vanished the few seconds that I wasn't looking.
-...He and the bloody frog went somewhere with those strangers...-England said in an annoyed voice, as he was sitting down and drinking his afternoon tea.-...Who knows what they are bloody up to...