A while later,
A scene change happened,
And now everyone were in the kitchen...
...
Where Gintoki was lazily sitting down and ignoring Shinpachi's very serious lecture,
Kagura was madly eating all the food she saw while Italy was making more pasta,
France was trying to grope everyone while Sadaharu was trying to eat his head,
China and Russia were running in circles and ignoring everyone around them,
And the others were watching the whole thing in different ranges of surprise...
...
-...You interfered in and ruined my bloody tea time and brought me here for this?!-England suddenly yelled in annoyance, as he looked around the room. Was he surrounded by bloody kidergarten children?!-...And that bloody ill-manered girl! How much can you bloody eat?! She is even bloody worse than America!
-...Kagura is always hungry, there's nothing new here...-Sadaharu suddenly said in an amused voice, as he playfully waged his tail.-Just let her eat until there's no more food left.-He said, in a nonchalant voice.-Hopefully, she gets fat from all the eating and after another session of "hunger diet" starts to eat healthier.
There were a few seconds of awkward silence,
Before America jumped up ten feet in shock...
-OMG DUDE! YOU CAN TALK NOW! AND YOU ARE ORIGINALLY A DOG!-America yelled in enthusiasm, as he started to check and touch Sadaharu from every direction.-HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! DID SOMEONE TAUGHT YOU HUMAN LANGUAGE OR DID YOU LEARN HOW TO TALK ALL ON YOUR OWN?!
-...It was neither, actually. It's probably a reaction from dropping into another fandom...-Sadaharu said in an uninterested voice, before grinning maliciously.-...Now, let me have a taste of your head!
He said in an evil voice,
As he tried to bite America's head...
-WHAT THE HECK, DUDE?! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO EAT ME?! -America yelled in shock, as he moved out of the way. - I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
-Didn't you watch Gintama? This is a part of my character...-Sadaharu said, in a confused voice. -This is what I always do, even to friends, for the sake of comic relief.
-I KNOW THAT! But still...-America said in sadness, as he started to pout. -...To think that my best friend will actually try to eat me...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH IT BREAKS MY HEART!
He yelled in sadness and heartbreak,
As everyone else was watching the exchange...
-...Bloody hell...What in the queen's name just happened here?!-England said, in a very shocked and exasperated voice.-Not only is the dog talking, he and America are having a dramatic moment!
-...I don't see anything wrong here...-Japan said in a serious and nonchalant voice, as he looked at the scene with deep interest.-...What's wrong with their discussion...?
-There's nothing wrong with it!-Deadpool said in an amused voice, as he drank from a bottle of beer.-This boring Englishmen just can't take a joke!
-...Ve~ A joke? What joke?-Italy suddenly asked in interest, as went to Deadpool's right side.-Tell it to me! I want to hear this funny joke too~
-...Italien, weren't you making pasta just a while ago?-Germany said, in surprise and slight confusion. -...Don't tell me that you actually ran out of pasta...!
-Ve~ Of course I did make pasta! I made a lot!-Italy said in a happy voice, as he jumped up like a bunny.-I gave it to Kagura to eat and she loved it so much that she ate it all and then she asked for more but I didn't have any pasta left so I was sad but then I remembered that I had more in...!
He started explaining before suddenly,
A strange announcement appeared in front of Japan!
"Gintoki challenged you to a duel!"
"Accept/Decline"
There were a few seconds of silence,
As Japan was surprised by the announcement,
Before his surprise gradually turned into amusement ...
-...Oh, what do we have here...?-Japan said with a playful smirk, as he looked between the announcement and Gintoki.-...Are you actuarry charrenging me to a duer?
-Yes, I am. A duel to see once and for all who the better fourth wall breaker is!-Gintoki said in a very serious voice, as he mentioned for Shinpachi, Kagura and Sadaharu to join his side.-My friends will join me!-He said in a confident voice, as the others finally joined him.-There's no way that the four of us will lose to you alone!
He said in a determinated voice,
As Shinpachi looked at him in surprise,
Kagura and Sadaharu looked ahead in anticipation,
And everyone else looked between them in different ranges of interest...
-Who said that I am arone?-Japan said in a cheeky voice as he ignored the looks, before grinning widely. It amused him so much. Did they forget who he was...?-This is Hetaria, an anime made by my peopre where arr the different versions of me can exist at the same time! There is no way I wirr ret you win so easiry!
He said in a an amused and determined voice,
Just as six silhouettes appeared right behind him...
-...Huh, so you actually fucking want my help? Fucking figures.-2P Japan said in a bored and evil voice, as he went to stand to Japan's left side.-Listen here you fuckers and listen well! My fucking name is Kuro and I am a fucking edgier version of this fucking weakling made up by the fucking fans! And I am going to fucking murder you in the fucking worst way possible and then I will fucking take out your fucking insides and...!
-Stop it, Kuro! They don't need to know about your habits!-Fox Japan intervened, before pausing for a few seconds and then smiling mischievously.-I am fox Nihon made up by the fans! I can be and act mischievous but fortunately I am not evil and crazy like Kuro~
He said in amusement,
Just as Kuro glared at him...
-...Konichiwa, my name is Honda Sakura.-Female Japan said, in an embarrassed voice.-I am canon femare Nihon from Hetaria Axis Powers Vorume 4 "I Was Overwhermed by Heroines" and the fifth extra episode of Hetaria the beautifur word...
-Konichiwa minna-san! I am Chibi Nihon and I am basicarry chird Nihon!-Child Japan said, as he took mochi Japan and put him on his head.-This is cannon Mochi Nihon...-He explained, before taking cat Japan in his arms.-And this is Neko Nihon from Nekotalia…-He explained, before making a conflicted face expression.-To make it fair and for the fight to be four versus four, we decided that the three of us won't fight and wourd act as referees.
There was awkward silence for a few seconds,
As those not named Nihon thought about the situation...
-This is actually going to be fun!- Kagura suddenly said in a cheery voice, as she took a battle pose. -I can finally show you all the extent of my battle skills!
She said in enthusiasm,
Just as Kuro smiled evily...
-Hai, it wourd be an interesting and charrenging fight.-Japan said in a serious voice, as he ignored the exchange.-Ret us arr use out abirities to the furrest!
He said in a determined voice as he clicked "Accept",
And as soon as he did everything went black...