In the deep hollows of space,
The characters were surprised to find themselves,
While Japan wondered why the author riked to add so much drama!
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*Even thought he also liked to add drama in his works...
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There was a platform of transparent red light,
Where the Japans and the Gintama crew stood,
While the others were inside of a transparent globe,
Sitting on floating pillows and overlooking the platform below...
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China was still running away from Russia,
And they were turned into a mouse and a cat respectively...
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Before anyone could comment about the current predicament,
The "Pokemon-burning battlefield" theme was suddenly heard!
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And as soon as it did...
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Japan started to pilot a huge salted salmon mecha,
While Gintoki started to pilot a huge chocolate parfait mecha!
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2P Japan became a demon lord,
While Shinpachi became a legendary hero!
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Female Japan transformed into a magical girl,
While Kagura transformed into a martial arts master cyber girl!
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Kitsune Japan turned into a giant nine tailed fox,
While Sadaharu turned into a giant Cereberus!
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Chibi Japan, cat Japan and mochi Japan fused together,
Transforming into a shiny genderless kid with huge golden light wings,
That floated between the two groups and gestured for the start of the battle,
Just as "Pokémon-Burning battlefield" switched to "Epic Japanese Music-Honor of the Samurai"!
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-WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! WHY ARE WE IN SPACE?! HOW CAN WE BREATH?! WHERE ARE THOSE INSTRUMENTALS COMING FROM?! WHAT IS WITH THE SUDDEN AND CRAZY TRANSFORMATIONS?! -England yelled, in rage, annoyance and shock. He was used to mystical and magical events. He was one of the few nations who knew how to do magic. But this?! This was buttock insane! -AND WHAT DOES BATTLING HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS "FOURTH WALL BREAK"?!
-...I dunno. You can never be sure with Japan...-America said in a nonchalant voice, as he was eating a jumpy rainbow colored popcorn, drinking white, red and blue sparkling coca-cola and closely observing the battle below.-But the battle is awesome to look at, so the whole thing is pretty sweet...!
-...America, where the bloody hell did you get that from...?-England asked, in complete shock. This was not normal...Even for magic standards...-...On second though, I don't want to know...-He said in an awkward voice, before getting mad again.-...THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS INSANE...!
-It's not that bad actually...The author made it moderately crazy...-America said in a nonchalant voice, while still continuing to observe the battle.-...In Japan's anime you can see some really crazy shit!-He said, in an amused voice.-Like small girls assembling into transportation machines (With their body parts being opened and everything), dudes fighting with psychic nose hair (Who knew that nose hair could be used as a weapon? And why is it so long anyway?) and guys drinking breast milk to replenish power (Are they actually huge babies or is the milk that good? Does it taste like coke?)...
-Yeah, those Japanese guys know how to have fun!-Deadpool said in an impressed voice, as he drank beer from a huge red-black colored mug.-And they don't even need to take drugs for that! And what's even more awesome is they made an anime showcasing my greatness!
There was a few seconds of silence,
As England was lost for words...
-...Bloody hell...I thought that Japan was a shy, quiet and composed nation...!-England said as he sighed deeply, before looking at the seemingly nonchalant Germany. Why was he looking like this situation was completely normal?!-Germany, how can you be so calm about all this?! How come you do not mind this complete batshit crazy situation?!-He said, in complete shock.-I can understand Italy not minding it one bit, but you are supposed to be a very serious, practical and responsible nation!-He yelled in disbelief, before motioning around with his hands.-Does this whole madness not surprise you at all?!
There was a few seconds of silence...
-I know that I should be surprised but all this...Shocked or disbelieving even...-Germany said, in an unsure voice.-But I knew Japan for so long, that it seems that nothing he or his people do surprises me anymore, even if it's the penis festival...
He said in a very serious voice,
Just as a portal appeared a few feet away,
And a person jumped out of it before it disappeared...
-I am the emissery of herr! -The person said in a very enthusiastic voice, as he made a pose.-Supaidaman!
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Suddenly the "Andrew WK-party party party" song was heard,
Just as a bunch of portals appeared all over the place,
It started to rain with huge singing Takotamagos,
And everyone started to change form!