A/N: A one shot using the 70 ways to annoy voldemort list from google and youtube. uses some of them plus some of my friends. Let me know if you want me to continue with other lists. they will be added as chapters on this story/one shot. thinking about using only harry potter and twilight, if you want me to do a different one like eragon or icarly, let me know.
Disclaimer: I do not own voldemort or anyone in this story either. I do own what and who does the things to voldemort.
Ch 1: ways to annoy voldemort.
My POV
I look around, a chair with straps is set up in front of the tv, all the disney movies on the side. Amanda, one of my friends, is looking at the door. Carebears are everywhere. Jamica is the one person who got him a presnt. Some guy,Brain I think, came in with Voldemort behind him.
As if on cue, Ariel, another friend, said "What's going on he-IT BURNS," catching Voldemort's eyes. Brain announced him as 'Here is the-man-who-let-the-boy-live-7-times.' Amanda grabbed Voldemort's hand as she said, "Say, so, how many 1 year olds have defeated you THIS week Voldy?" She forced him in the chair, the straps wrapping around him as Fred and George put in High School Musical 1. Jamica came up and gave him the present, which Fred opened for him. Jamica got him a bottle of head polish.
THE END.