Momonga is currently in the treasury intending to meet with his creation under the request his friends made… "Why I am doing this? I really don't want to meet him…" Momonga said with a hint of embarrassment. "Alright! I must face my darkest past! I have to!"
Momonga said determine to face his only reminder of his chunibyou-phase. "Now then what's the password again?" Momonga said realizing that he forgot the password. "Should I ask my friends? No then they come here and see my embarrassment and even then they wouldn't know the password."
Momonga wonders for a bit. "Oh forget it, I should just use the master password that's probably what they use for." Momonga said while preparing himself for his most difficult challenge.
"All glory to Ainz Ooal Gown."
In response, the black door display a series of words from the tabula smaragdina or emerald tablet. "...Tabula Smaragdina… Always a perfectionist." Momonga couldn't help but say it. "He did design 20% of the smaller mechanism in Nazarick…" The lich said while walking.
After a couple of minutes, he's in The Mausoleum. 'Now, where is he?'Momonga thought until he saw his creation which made him open his jaw in horror. "I bid you a fond welcome, My creator, Lord Momonga!" Pandora's Actor said in a cheery tone.
"...You seem quite lively."
"Indeed! I burst with energy every day! Speaking of which, may I know the purpose for which you have come? Oh is it because I couldn't meet with the lords that had come back to us? I'm very sorry! I was tending the items until they come in rushing for some reason! I es-"
Pandora's Actor said while putting on an exaggerated look of shock and surprise which made Momonga's nonexistent eyebrows furrow.
[Peroroncino: HAHA! He's so lame!]
[Momonga: Peroroncino!?]
Momonga quickly look behind to see his friends at the doorway, laughing their ass off at his situation.
[Momonga: W-what are you guys doing here!? How long were you assholes listening!?]
[Tabula Smaragdina: When you enter the Mausoleum!]
[Touch Me: Seriously! Why did you think that "cool" haha!]
[Momonga: S-shut up! Look I know that he's lame okay!? But I still think his clothes are cool-]
[Nishikienrai: You still think that cool!? Haha! What about those poses?]
[Warrior Takemikazuchi: Yeah! When did you learn those poses anyway? Haha!]
Before Momonga could do anything, his creation notice his other lords. "Ah! I can't believe that the supreme beings has returned even after I didn't great them!"
[Yamaiko: Still can't believe he didn't notice me when I come in to get my equipment… Oh and it just as funny as I remember.]
[Momonga: ugh… Forget it, I need to pull myself together. As one of the undead, I don't have time to be shaken by such psychological blows.]
Momonga was about say something until Pandora's Actor did a dramatic pose again… "Oh forgive me masters! I co-" Pandora began to his speech while Momonga's jaw is open wide he began to glow green multiple times.
[Bukubukuchagama: You were saying. :) ]
[Momonga: Oh come on! Don't those on this message! Please!]
If you're wondering why we're here is that I have realize that you were staying here since the moment of your creation, because of that I have decided to give you freedom to the throne room only…" Momonga said which made Pandora happy.
"...I am truly grateful for that." Pandora's Actor took a deep bow. "Understood. I should continue to manage the treasury for awhile." Pandora said as Momonga chuckle a bit. "Mm, make me proud-"
[Herohero: Call him son.]
[Momonga: What! Why!?]
[Ulbert Alain Odle: Oh! We're going to explain that soon, oh and call yourself father to him Momonga.]
[Momonga: Fine.]
-Son." Momonga said while shocking Pandora's Actor. "Ehhhh! I-I hear and obey, My creator."
Momonga give Pandora one of the rings of Ainz Ooal Gown. "Oh, and by away." Momonga grabbed his creation by his shoulders and pulled him aside.
"I have an important question for you. I am your creator and now father, and the one you are loyal to, right?" Momonga said to his creation.
"Indubitably so, Ainz-sama! For as I was made by you, if you desire me to do battle with the other Supreme Beings, I shall charge into the fray without hesitation!" Pandora said while saluting.
[Yamaiko: Huh? He's willing to do that?]
[Tabula Smaragdina: That's interesting...]
"I see… then, I have a request for you as a human being… no, a man… no, as your creator… Could you please not salute any more?" Momonga's creation looked at him funny.
"Er, that… how shall I put it, your saluting is pretty weird, so please don't salute any more… As for your uniform, it makes you look very strong, so we'll leave that be… but please, really, don't salute any more." Momonga beg for Pandora to stop who looked at him confidently.
"Wenn es meines Gottes und Vaters Wille!"
[Peroroncino: WHAT'S THAT MOTHER FUCKING GERMAN!?]
[Touch Me: WHAT'S THAT MOTHER FUCKING GERMAN!?]
[Bukubukuchagama: WHAT'S THAT MOTHER FUCKING GERMAN!?]
[Tabula Smaragdina: WHAT'S THAT MOTHER FUCKING GERMAN!?]
[Herohero: WHAT'S THAT MOTHER FUCKING GERMAN!?]
[Yamaiko: WHAT'S THAT MOTHER FUCKING GERMAN!?]
[Ulbert Alain Odle: WHAT'S THAT MOTHER FUCKING GERMAN!?]
[Warrior Takemikazuchi: WHAT'S THAT MOTHER FUCKING GERMAN!?]
[Nishikienrai: WHAT'S THAT MOTHER FUCKING GERMAN!?]
[Momonga: Dammit! I knew there was something that I add to his character!]
"Is that German? Don't speak like that either. No, you may use it if you please, but just not in front of me. I'm begging you." Momonga turn to see his friends lying down on the floor laughing.
"Y-yes..." Pandora said while being shock for the first time. "Please, I'm begging you. I didn't think my emotion override would trigger over something like this…" Momonga said before walking off. "Just… Keep doing your job… Okay…" Momonga mutter before leaving.
"Yes, My Lord." Pandora's Actor said while looking at his lords teleporting out of the Mausoleum.
~Meeting Room~
Momonga glare silently at his guild members. "pft… Chunibyou-phase Momonga was something to laugh at guys." Peroroncino said while everyone laugh except Momonga. "Not funny." Momonga said bitterly.
"It is to us! I will never forget on how you insist that he look cool." Touch Me responded with a chuckle. "Yeah and I regret it. But first let's start with this: Why did you guys told me to call him son." Momonga said with a stern voice still bitter on his experience.
"Well… You see apparently the NPC always wanted to be acknowledged by their creator as son/daughter." Ulbert explain to Momonga who is shocked. "Seriously!? Great, now it's getting harder for us." Everyone couldn't agree more…
"Uh Touch Me?" Peroroncino said meekly to Touch Me. "What is it?" Touch Me asked. "Can you tell us on how to be parents?" Everyone except Momonga looked at Touch Me. "Seriously…" Touch Me said. "Yes." His fellow players responded weakly.
"Okay, you guys should know that the Npc here are grown ups right? Except Aura and Mare of course." Touch Me told his friends. "What about my daughter, Shalltear? She's actually young."
Bukubukuchagama glare at her brother.
"What do you mean?! My children are more innocent than your kinky shit!" Bukubukuchagama argue with her brother. "Oh really!? That why you want more information about parenting!?" Peroroncino said while pushing his head with Bukubukuchagama's who fought back.
"Well, I have Rubedo who is also innocent so…." Tabula said before being interrupted by the siblings. "Don't interfere!" They said to Tabula who back up. "Oh! I almost forgot something!"
Everyone look at Warrior Takemikazuchi. "What is it?" Momonga asked.
"This." Warrior Takemikazuchi pull a menu to buy items section and went to the gold section. "Wait, you can buy gold!?" Ulbert said in disbelief, Takemikazuchi began buying gold. "NO!" Everyone shout, as thousands of gold coins began appearing in front of Takemikazuchi.
"This must be joke!" Momonga said. "Nope, heck for some reason it uses US dollar equivalent." Everyone just look done at what they're witnessing. "Ugh… At least that would solved my worries about paying the tax system." Momonga mention.
"Wait, we still have to pay for our base?" Bukubukuchagama said in surprise. "As it turns out, yes." Momonga respond. "Oh now that's bullshit." Touch Me said.
"Okay! Maybe we should talk about something else. Like how we give breaks, because for some reasons the NPC are workaholics." Momonga looked at Herohero who said that. "Hold on, does any floor guardians never stopped working?" He asked.
"Nope. These guys work until they died, so that worrying." Yamaiko said while looking through the shop menu. "We should try to remedy that…" Nishikienrai suggested. "And not only that we have to gain information of this world too." Momonga said as everyone agrees with him.
~One week later…~
In the fortress city of E-Rantel. Six individuals can be seen entering the inn which stops the rowdy, energetic atmosphere that it had. "Dark warrior…" One of the customer said in awe at their armor especially the black one and the black hair female.
One of them is wearing full plate silver armor with purple cloth on his shoulder, it wasn't impressive as the black one but regardless it look amazing, the another figure is wearing some type of full leather black armor with brown cloth covering his face.
Which made everyone questions if he blind or something, another weird figure made people confuse of its gender, it has green robe with a unknown emblem on it chest while having a big hood with cover it's head and face.
The last one is the most bizarre one it has jet black armored robes with a odd shape spear in it back, it's has a face mask which look metallic and plain it seem with only two holes where it's eyes supposed to be, no one can see his legs which is covered by his robe which has potions.
And one of them just throw someone for trying to take the female as "payment" for his suppose "hurt" feet, which cause a slight commotion...
"See what you've done!" The red hair woman scream at Momonga. "What have I done?" He asked. "Hah!? Don't you even know what you did?" The woman pointed at the shattered table.
"You threw that guy over and broke my potion, my precious potion!"
And?"
"And!? You—!"
Her gaze sharpened further, and her tone became low and dangerous. "Pay me back for my potion." She said. "...It's just a potion…" Momonga argue.
"...I starved and scrimped and saved to buy that potion today! And now you broke it! I've always believed that I could get through a dangerous adventure as long as I had a potion, but now you've shattered my hopes and dreams! And you've still got an attitude like that? Ahhhh, it makes me so mad!" The woman drew closer to Ainz.
[Tabula Smaragdina: Wait really? In Yggdrasil we buy potions with no problem how terrible these people can be!]
[Yamaiko: I know right? We got potions quite a lot in Yggdrasil and minor ones especially.]
[Touch Me: Which made a questions… How much does it cost?]
[Momonga: Dammit I was hoping to avoid this… Tabula prepare a minor healing potion in case she doesn't shut up.]
[Tabula Smaragdina: Fine… I hope this doesn't catch attention...]
"Hey! Are you even listening?" The red hair woman said to Momonga. "...How about asking that man to pay you back? If he hadn't stuck his short leg out, this tragedy would not have taken place. Am I wrong?" Tabula pointed at the man.
"You're right about that however…" She looked at the people. "Forget it, I don't care who pays me back as long as it's a potion or its equivalent in cash… although, that potion was worth one gold and ten silvers." The men turn their heads down.
"As I thought, these drunkards wouldn't have that sort of money. Well, seeing as you're dressed in such a flashy suit of armor, surely you must have a healing potion, right?"
[Touch Me: No wonder, So that was why this woman was asking us to pay up.]
[Nishikienrai: Yeah… but seriously? How cheap are those potion makers.]
[Yamaiko: Let's talk about this in our rooms.]
"It's not like I don't... although, that was a recovery potion, am I correct?"
"Indeed. I saved up for every little—"
"—All right, I get it, that's enough. We pay you back with another potion, and we'll be even." Tabula gave the woman the potion who look at it suspiciously until she grab it. "There… Now if you excuse us. We be at the rooms…"
Momonga said while he and his friends head to their rooms while also getting their copper coins.
~The inn's room~
"I can't believe he would dare let you stay in a place like this, My lords." Naberal said "Don't say that, Nabe. Our aim is to become adventurers, and then increase our fame to the point where everyone knows of us. Until then, it won't hurt to experience the life of a newbie."
[Momonga: Still… the life of an adventurer is pretty banal.]
[Touch Me: I know… I expected better than what we seen.]
[Tabula Smaragdina: And why does the potion cost so much? And from the information we gather from those scripture people have to pay to get heal at churches.]
[Yamaiko: That is wrong if you ask me.]
[Nishikienrai: And I would not rather meet the human fanatics...]
[Momonga: Good thing Warrior Takemikazuchi made those coins for us in case we need them.]
[Touch Me: I wonder why they choose adamantite.]
[Momonga: We should deal with names right now…]
"Narberal, just to be safe, call me Momon while we are in this town." Momonga said to Naberal. "Yes Lord Momon." Momonga just look at her.
[Tabula Smaragdina: Lame...]
[Momonga: How's that lame?!]
[Touch Me: You just took out the ga out of your name.]
[Ulbert Alain Odle: Said the guy who name himself 'Touch Me'.]
[Touch Me: Ulbert!? What are you doing in this message!?]
[Ulbert Alain Odle: I just got here by accident.]
[Yamaiko: Ah shit we didn't turn on the restrictions.]
[Nishikienrai: Wait there's restrictions?]
[Momonga: What you didn't know? We had that since the beginning of Yggdrasil.]
[Nishikienrai: What the fuck! How did I miss that!?]
[Tabula Smaragdina: I for one didn't know that neither! How the fuck did we miss that!]
[Ulbert Alain Odle: Anyone barely use it apparently… I didn't even know the restrictions until the shutdown.]
"Naberal, In this town you will call me Hermes…" Tabula said to the maid. "Yes, Lord Hermes." She said obediently.
"As for me you should call me Abouna…" Yamaiko said with confidence. "Absolutely, Lady Abouna." Yamaiko just sigh at her royalty.
"Like everyone I should be called Rikon…" Everyone except Naberal look at Touch Me with worry knowing the meaning of that word.
"Daughter, It's better if I have a another name for this persona. So you call me Nagato." Nishikienrai said to his daughter. "Yes Lord Nagato…"
[Momonga: Why does she have to make this difficult for us!?]
[Touch Me: We're gonna have to tell her not to call us lords in this town.]
[Tabula Smaragdina: I knew we should have gone by ourselves...]
[Yamaiko: Don't be hard on her Tabula.]
[Nishikienrai: She just want to help us… Even if it's difficult.]
[Ulbert Alain Odle: Wow, these burger are delicious~]
[Touch Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm going to have to ban you on this message!]
Author's Note: Sorry for the late I was to busy in this month, I have decided to put plans for my stories such as putting Disruption Of Remnant on hiatus until I post four more stories of this story. I also created a forum where everyone can make their own World class items for everyone that might need an idea or something, And everyone could use them on permission of the creator, so I hope you guys enjoyed it and, what will you think about my forum? I still new to fanfiction so give me tips if you want.