What the fuck am I even supposed to do now?

Just… what? How is this even possible? And why? It's not even funny.

I snap out of my thoughts when a loud cry rings out from below me, and my eyes instantly snap down to the bundle of cloth in my arms and the small baby with scarlet hair inside of it.

"Shh, it's okay sweety, mama is here." I soothe softly, hugging the baby close to my chest as I lull her back to sleep, and I smile when her cries slowly die down into a quiet snoring.

I take a deep breath to calm my pounding heart and glance around at the forest I find myself in, holding a baby that is mine but also isn't, and with the memories and body of a four-hundred year old woman that would end up abandoning her child so that she wouldn't commit the mistake of taking over her body.

I am Irene Belserion.

I am in the body of a fictional woman, holding a fictional baby Erza in my arms.

If this isn't some kind of fever dream then I don't know what the fuck this is.

I pinched my cheek roughly, and I smiled when I felt no pain- only for my smile to instantly die when I remember that I am a literal fucking dragon in a human body right now, so of course I don't feel pain from a damn pinch, even from myself.

I sighed again and slowly sat up while gently holding onto Erza while also getting used to the incredibly powerful senses I now have.

I can hear two people having sex from a kilometer or so away. Thank God I can't smell them from this far else I'd have nuked them without a second thought.

"Speaking of nukes…" I slowly look down to the snoring child in my arms and narrow my eyes. "How the fuck did you even defeat your mother?" I couldn't help but ask, because holy shit is Irene fucking broken.

She can Enchant anything she wants into existence! She could have erased Erza from the get-go without breaking a sweat!

I mean, it was later revealed that she didn't finish Erza off because she still loved her and whatnot- after breaking all the bones in her body may I add. Motherly love, ah!

Right now I have all of Irene's memories and abilities at my disposal, and future knowledge too, so perhaps…

I glance down at the adorable baby in my arms and smile softly as I hug her closer. I may not be her real mother, but I'll sure as hell take over that role and be the best mother ever!

I have a few years to prepare before the Dragon Slayer brats come from the future, so I'll train my ass off and prepare everything I need to put those fucking brats through the wringer and make them Over-Fucking-Powered by the time canon time starts.

I can't rely on Nakama Power bullshit now, so instead I'm going to rely on Pure Power bullshit and beat the shit out of Acnologia's ugly mug by the time he shows his handsome self.

Fuck him and his sexy mug. I'm going to drop a meteor or two on his ass for getting taken out so easily and in a pathetic final battle.

Actually I'm pretty sure I could drop the Moon on his ass too so…

Man, Irene is overpowered alright…

I can just Enchant an army into existence by using random weapons like she did with Juliet and Heine. Then give them the Berserker Enchantment to make them even stronger.

I couldn't help the feral grin that spread across my face as the dozens of combinations of spells started merging with Irene's own. She sure as hell didn't spend four-hundred years just being idle on her ass, she trained her ass off the whole time in order to regain a human body.

There's also one thing I quickly noticed that is different from the manga. I can use Sage Dragon Slayer Magic even in my human body, I don't need to turn into my dragon form in order to use it. I presume this was just a nerf given to her so that she wouldn't appear to be too broken from the get go and instantly body anyone she runs into.

I shake away those thoughts and focus on more pressing matters. I need to make my way to Magnolia asap so that I can start laying down some plans and also give some food to Erza. Because my body is part Dragon I cannot produce breast milk, so I'll need to procure some food for her one way or the other.

And I really do not want to use my magic to steal stuff unless it's truly necessary.

I step forward and Enchant myself with the power of flight with a mere thought and instantly soar into the sky while also holding back a giddy squeal. I can enjoy fucking around with magic when Erza is somewhere safe.

Magnolia is near the sea if I remember right, but I can't really go on a blind chase and fly around looking for the familiar building that is the Fairy Tail Guild, but luckily enough for me I have a city nearby, which might or might not be Rosemary Village. I should really make sure that this place doesn't get slaughtered in the future if it actually is Rosemary Village.

I float my way towards the nearby village and narrow my eyes as I inspect it for a bit, kind of looking out for any possible threats towards Erza. These new motherly instincts are crazy, especially since they are enhanced by my draconic ones.

I quickly recover my senses and I remind myself that right now I am possibly the strongest woman in the world bar the Moon Dragon Bitch and quickly descent down into the village while Enchanting myself to look invisible to others so that no one freaks out when a flying woman lands right next to them.

I walk around the village for a few minutes to look for any sort of shop that sells maps, but quickly give up and start looking around for a town guard or something like that. There doesn't seem to be a Guild here since the number of mages I can sense is next to none, and those I sense are incredibly weak.

I really shouldn't judge them using my own reserves and power level though.

"Excuse me." I call out, making the man I suddenly stopped jump, possibly at the fact that I appeared out of thin air for him. I might use this to prank Erza lots in the future. "Do you know of a city named Magnolia?" I asked, not giving him time to regain his bearings even as he warily glanced at me up and down. It's not that hard to tell that I am not from around here since my hair are a mess and my clothes are slightly ragged.

"Kind of hard not to know about it…" The man slowly answered, wary but also very nervous. Am I perhaps releasing my magical aura? Hm, just a bit, else he'd have passed out. I think I may be a bit too overprotective, but oh well, I'm a mother now so I can't run any risks. "Why do you ask?" He almost whimpered, making me realized that my magical aura has suddenly grown tenfold. Now I kinda feel bad.

"Could you point me in it's general direction if you could? It's very important." Pretty sure my eyes have turned into slits now, especially since the man turned as white as a sheet of paper. I give him some relief by finally snapping my very intense gaze away from him to look at Erza once I felt her move a bit, and I instantly melted at the sight of her adorable little smile.

"T-that way mi-" I don't let him finish and instantly disappear from his sight as I take flight and start travelling in the direction he pointed me towards- I came to a stop outside of the village and blink. I did not confirm if this is truly Rosemary Village, but I'll just leave something behind as a precaution in case I forget to check on it in a few years.

I can't wait for those cultists to come over only to get the shit beaten out of them by moving houses.

I turn away and start flying back towards my destination once my job was done, then focus my attention on making sure Erza doesn't feel any kind of discomfort from the fast flight. I know I can go faster than the speed of sound but I'm holding back because I do not want to harm her in any way.

I have a lot to do once I settle down, and the first thing I'll do is create a good training plan for all Dragon Slayers by using my own knowledge on the art and their future moves and skills. I may be the woman that created the Dragon Slaying branch of magic, but there isn't really much knowledge about it besides the Dragon Seed being what turns humans into dragons and making them go insane.

I'll have to train those guys and the other main cast as hard as possible. Perhaps even save Layla before she dies and have Anna stay around to help teach the brats when I focus on the others.

I could also easily take care of the many main threats before they become threats by myself so to give the others more time to train, while also giving it to myself because I'll need it too. I am the only one that can hold Acnologia back if the fucker shows his Greek God sculpted ass far too soon, or when he drops in and starts wrecking everyone's shit at Tenrou Island. I cannot let that 7 year time-skip happen, no way in hell.

Another thing I must focus on is making Natsu actually smart. I can't let the guy remain a fucking moron the entire time, so I'll force some IQ into his brain, one way or another. Perhaps I can use Igneel's location as a leverage against him to actually make the moron study.

Which brings me to another point. If Igneel is inside Natsu, the guy could essentially access is Dragon King mode constantly and use Igneel's flames as much as he wants without the risk of them running out. That power is far too good to let it go to waste.

I don't know if the other Dragon Slayers can do the same, or if it's only something Natsu can do because a Dragon King is a totally different story than the other random dragons, and I don't think the dragons of the other Dragon Slayers are the King of their own element. Something to find out.

I actually wonder if I can Enchant the dragons outside of their bodies and inside new ones perfectly made for them so that they don't die once they pop out, whenever the need arises. But that might go against Ankhseram and make him or her pissy. I better thread carefully in that regard.

There's also that whole Edolas bullshit, and that stuff with that other world that the Moon Dragon Bitch can visit. I really want to pay that slut a visit and drop the fucking Moon on her and show her who is better, but that will have to wait until my little Erza can take care of herself without her mama around.

I should also meet with that Water Dragon God dude too before the White Witch chick steals away his power as he might become a powerful ally that I will truly need.

Man, I really need to make plans regarding those damn Dragon Gods too huh… It's not even been an hour since I've found myself here.

Oh well, it's all for the good of Erza and so that I can be the best mother ever. I won't let anyone or anything get in the way of that.

I don't care about the world and the rest, the only thing I care about is giving Erza the best life possible and watch as she grows into a wonderful young woman.

And saving the world is the only way I can ensure that it happens.

A.N.: Just an idea for now that I had to post. Hope y'all enjoy it nonetheless.

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