Chapter Five

A testosterone fueled duel

Douglas jumped up and wiped the excrement off his face which was beet red from both embarrassment and anger. He looked at the crowd and seen they were all laughing at him including the beautiful redhead he had been wanting to talk to all night. Now he became furious and screamed: "All this proves is I can't out pack a buffamoo! I'm still the greatest! I'm still the best!" He didn't pose this time.

The crowd and the red haired woman began to laugh even harder at Douglas when they heard him.

Douglas didn't see what was so funny. "Grrr... Where's that tin can man!?" Douglas looked over toward Gordon and pointed at him. "You!"

"Uh oh." Egan noticed Douglas first. Gordon was rolling on the ground laughing.

"Umm.. Gordon we got a problem."

Douglas was walking towards them and he looked infuriated. "You've made a fool of me Gordon!"

Gordon got up on his feet. "You did that to yourself by being such a braggart."

"Well I'm still a bigger man than you! You had to have your animal fight your battle for you" Douglas growled out. "Why don't you take off that armor and fight me like a man!"

" I've already proved my point." Gordon answered slightly annoyed.

"Your Dofus proved your point." Douglas answered.

"His name is Buffus." Gordon growled out now fully annoyed.

"Whatever. You ain't nothing but a cockadoodle." Douglas tucked his hands into his armpits and started to flap his arms like wings and while making clucking noises.

This ticked Gordon off, but not enough to fight.

"Cockadoodle do I'm Gordon!" Douglas yelled as he began to sweep dirt with his feet further completing his cockadoodle imitation.

Gordon seen the red haired woman smiling and laughing at them along with the rest of the crowd. This ticked Gordon off enough to wanna fight. He's ruining my chances with her!...

"Do I have to do this all night or am I gonna have to sucker punch you to get a fight?" Asked Douglas.

Gordon reached back into the hidden spot in his armor's backside and undid the clasp. The top half came loose and he pulled it off revealing his muscular build. He heard the crowd gasp and start to take bets on the fight.

"Are you really gonna fight him?" Egan asked.

"I don't think he's gonna give me much choice" Gordon answered as he unlatched the bottom half of his armor.

As Gordon stepped out of his armor Egan seen something he really wished he hadn't."Hey Gordon!"

"Not now!" Gordon said as he and Douglas started to circle each other. Then the crowd started to laugh as Gordon's back became turned to them. "Huh? What's so funny?" Gordon turned around to see if there was something behind him and Douglas started to laugh. "What is it?!"

"Ahahaha, your pants got a hole in the back" Douglas laughed out.

"Oh" Gordon had forgotten about that. His pants were made to go under armor and had a rear flap for easy access without needing to take the armor off all the way; the flap had torn off a while back. This time Gordon's face went red from embarrassment and he really wanted to fight now.

Gordon brought his fists up in front of his face and started to approach him, while Douglas did the same. The crowd started to cheer. The red haired woman began to frown, but nobody noticed.

Douglas threw the first punch which Gordon blocked. Gordon retaliated with a straight left that Douglas caught and then he threw his own which Gordon caught. They stood there locked in place for a moment.

Douglas went for the pin with his signature move The Douglas Spin. Douglas threw himself backward bringing Gordon with him. Gordon would have crashed on top except Douglas spring kicked him in the gut and used the momentum to continue the roll and landed on top standing on Gordon who was flat on his back.

Douglas was still standing on Gordon's stomach when he started to yell " I took him down in record time! I am the greatest, I am the…" Douglas didn't get to finish however.

" You ain't nothing." Gordon grabbed him by the ankles and threw him off and rolled backwards onto his feet. Then Gordon did one of his favorite moves Deadweight. Gordon body slammed full force into Douglas knocking him down, but he got right back up.

Douglas used one of his favorite moves The Flying Knee. He ran toward Gordon and jumped then threw his knee out towards Gordon's face. A teeth buster for sure, except he came to a sudden halt.

Gordon had caught Douglas midair by his knee and began to spin both of them around in circles. This was a move a man with a red hat and nice moustache had thought him, it was Mario's Throw. Gordon spun a few revolutions, took aim and let go.

Douglas crash landed into the pile of sand. More sand in his pants. He recovered and went back for more.

Douglas had proven to be much more agile than Gordon thought he would be and was proving difficult to beat. They were both blocking the majority of each other's punches and the ones that did slip by were only glancing blows.

Gordon did a kick which sent Douglas reeling.

Douglas threw an uppercut which sent Gordon leaning.

The two men charged each other and they both threw a full powered right hook. Both fist collided with the corresponding face. Both men lay on the ground in a waste.