Yuki was sitting across from the traumatized Tamaki the next day. He could help but find some humor in the poor things experience.
"She was naked Yuki! Naked as in no clothes on." He was overreacting, not understanding that it was a part of the class. "I saw every single spanse of skin! Everything! Do you not understand?! She was completely exposed! This is no way to present herself to a true gentleman like me! Had she no shame?!" He collapsed onto one of the couches. "You weren't there! It was so barbaric!" He held a weak hand to his face is flustered fashion.
Yuki rolled his eyes. "Oh, would you get over it, Jack? So you had to draw Rose naked. The Titanic didn't sink, and you didn't die from it did you?"
From that statement Tamaki looked confused. "Why did you call me Jack, and is Rose her name?"
Annoyed once more Yuki facepalmed. References were wasted on these Japanese bozos. "Doesn't matter. The point is I've done exactly what you've done. You have to understand these models are paid for doing this. If you had to pose nude, to make a living and somebody tried to shame you in front of a class how would you feel?" He said in a scornful way.
Tamaki stared a bit shocked at the fact that Yuki had done the same exact thing. Not only that, but did it before he did. Was he in crazy town? His fellow Hosts had no business doing such repulsive things so nonchalantly with a young lady. "A TRUE GENTLEMAN SHOULD NEVER LOOK UPON A WOMAN IN THE NUDE! MAMAAAAAA" He shouted ordering Kyoya's attention. "YUKI'S NOT BEING THE GOOD LITTLE ROOKIE IN TRAINING HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE!" He grabbed the lapels of Yuki's suit. "You're too corrupt! I order you to take no less than three new clients this week as collateral for having me join that class!"
Yuki was stunned and responded sharply. "Oh, no, no, no, no, no!" He held up a finger. "You wanted to be in that class! Don't you remember? I told you it was rough, but you still wanted to join! Don't go shoving your choices in my face!" He huffed. "Besides. How would I be able to attract three new clients within the week?"
"You'll need to figure it out." He said pounding his foot on the floor."
A full Tamaki length rant would have to wait. Yuki would listen to it later, as they set up the room, for the clients. They would be arriving any minute, so he would have to put a pin in it for now. The couches, and tables were being set up, but Tamaki made it very clear that Yuki would not take his usual spot next to Haruhi today. He halted his couch, and raised an eyebrow toward the king. "Uhh, excuse me Senpai, but what are you doing?"
He turned sharply to him. "Your temporary punishment is simple. I shall take your spot."
Yuki glanced over to where Tamaki sat. "But I'm always on Haruhi's right. If we switch spots, then I'll have to start hosting next to... oh no." He winced near the two doppelgangers, as they gave smug snickers as he grumbled slowly dragging his own hosting couch near the two morons. Yuki snarled. "I can hardly stand Japan, and these boys are the very definition of everything wrong with this place."
He was loud enough to be heard, so they gave their opinion. "Well that was kind of mean."
"I never said I was nice." To which they just stood there sort of stunned.
-The Host Club is now open for business-
The girls were chatting it up with the boys, as was the norm. As Yuki was conversing, the girls asked interesting questions. "So, Yuki, what is your favorite type of music?"
Yuki smiled that killer smile. "Oh, that's easy. Hawaiian reggae." The girls were appreciative of his honesty, and not any cheesy remarks like, "The kind that reminds me of you." That sort of remark was cliché, and was lacking of any genuine response. "I still play my ukulele if I need some inspiration while making my more tropical paintings. I play a little tune, and it takes me home, if just for a little while." While he talked to the girls, he looked over when the twins were being loud and extremely displeasing to him.
"I wish I had a talent for the musical arts." Kaoru whispered acting as if he were ashamed of himself. Hikaru was quick to "comfort" him.
"Nonsense Kaoru. You are perfect just the way you are." He then held his brother close in a way that no two people related by blood should ever be seen in. "I wouldn't trade you for the world." The girls near their side of room all squealed at the way they swooned over one another.
At this point Yuki and all his girls glanced their way. Yuki broke the uncomfortable silence in his section with a big loud mocking heave, holding an index finger towards his mouth, in a joking tone. The girls in his section all laughed, and hugged on him.
The twins noticed his rude gesture and stood up. Together they spoke sharply. "Just who do you think you are? We have a special care package and you're mocking it."
Yuki heard their rage, and quirked an unthreatened eyebrow and sipped his instant coffee. "And what is your care package called? The incest brothers of rural Kentucky?" He smirked. He didn't expect the girls to giggle the way they did. He was sure it was a supportive giggle, as there was no way they could get the joke. "Look I know Japanese males have the shameless desires of being poison blooded perverts... but come on, now. You have to draw a line in the sand SOMEWHERE! I mean Christ! With your own brother? Are you so desperate for romance that you would turn to the closest human being regardless of being blood related, or are you so shamelessly vane and in love with yourselves that you are in love with the only human being that could resemble a mirror?" He turned to his girls and whispered. "They certainly don't share any of their attention with their girls I'll say that much."
"That's a lot of venom to spew for a foreigner!" Hikaru said squinting in his direction. "You act like you're so hardened by life, but here in Japan you're just a sad scrawny weak little immigrant." Kaoru said. "Did we mention his little meltdown?" He added. Hikaru laughed. "Oh, yeah! The big scary buildings! They're so scary! Too many people! I need a coconut tree!" The pair took a break to see the white top turning red with rage.
"How dare you!" He said clenching his jaw. "I should kick your asses!" He marched their way, but when he was within a fingertip away Tamaki senpai, and Kyoya senpai took him by the arms. He gave them both glances that this wasn't over.
Tamaki glanced down at him with blank stare. "You'll learn to take them with a grain of salt. Don't feed their mischief it'll create a domino effect." They took his to a spare room to cool down.
