Chapter 10: Jesse and Stacy and the Sexy EULA.

Stacy walks forward, finding Stampy crying into his knees and Jesse fiddling with her string while she waits.

"Hello, Stacy." Jesse greets, grinning.

Stacy nods once in acknowledgement, "Jesse."

"Whaaah...!" Stampy's in hell, this causes Stacy's eyebrows to curve.

"Petra says you need me to tell you my version of a story." Stacy pushes this along "what is it?"

"It's quite simple, my dear Stacy, I simply want you to tell me your preferred version of this story." Jesse starts, "do I get to fuck Stampy and let the two of you run off happy and free, or am I going to be forced to bring you two to justice for the murders of TorqueDawg and Captain Sparklez?"

Silence, Stacy doesn't move or show any outward response, but on the inside, her heart almost stops.

"...I expected as much." Stacy admits, as the suspicion had been running wild at the back of her mind "I must say that I am very, very disappointed in you, Jesse. I was hoping that you were better than this."

"SHE'S NOT!" Stampy wails.

"You guys!" Jesse acts hurt, "I'm trying to help you! This is just how things need to be!"

"Is it?" Stacy questions, having accepted that Jesse is 100% the killer "murdering two of our friends, and then sexually assaulting my boyfriend is 'just how things need to be'? simply not committing such crimes isn't an option for you? nice try, Jesse, but I understand that we wouldn't be in this position of 'needing your help' if it wasn't for you putting us here in the first place."

"Oh, no, no, no, Stacy!" Jesse shakes her head, "I'm not the killer, I'm just something far worse, that just so happened to also come here this night."

"It's true." Petra backs Jesse up "our group isn't responsible for any of the deaths so far, that's somebody else's doing."

"What...!?" Stacy has a hard time believing it "but... you admit that you are still killers? even if you're not THE killer?" she wants to be clear.

"As I said, we're worse than killers." Jesse snickers "we kill, yes, but that's the tip of the iceberg, in fact, you could say it's the most sweet, merciful part of us."

"...I see." Stacy nods, despite her calm demeanor, she's freaking out on the inside almost as much as Stampy is on the out, hence her short, controlled sentences "but, you don't kill everyone you... encounter?"

"Not if they cooperate." Jesse flashes her shiny, iconic grin again.

"Uhhhhhh... huhhhhhh..." Stacy slowly nods, starting to inch for her weaponry because she is not very interested in cooperating.

SHING! Petra suddenly grabs Stacy from behind and puts her sword to the other girl's throat, "I wouldn't do that if I were you...!" Petra hisses, nudging Stacy's wandering hand away from her own sword's handle.

"Ugh, Stacy, Stacy..." Jesse rolls her eyes disappointedly, "really? There's no reason for that. Just... here." Jesse walks over and takes the sword from it's sheath, "let's avoid resorting to such toys in the future, okay? I'll forgive that one, but if you try anything like it again, I'll have no choice but to close my offer."

Jesse hands the sword over to Petra.

"Hrmph." Petra grunts, taking the sword and letting Stacy go.

"D-d-d...!" Stampy stammers.

"Stampy!?" Stacy runs to her boyfriend "what's the matter?"

"D-d-do-don-on-on-n-n-'t, f-f-figh-ight th-the-em-m...!" Stampy pleads.

"Heh, your boyfriend's a smart guy." Petra comments "better listen to him, he's giving you wise advice."

"Oh yeah! by the way, Stacy...!" Jesse starts with delight as she approaches the couple "Stampy here is so truly, entirely, devoted to you! you should have seen it, he was, so, sweet. I made him the offer in private, but he refused to do it because he didn't want to hurt you, so I found this solution of bringing you in, so now you can give him permission, and play an important part of this lovely transaction. What do you say? just one little fuck, that's all I ask, you can watch if you want! in fact, I'd like you to, it would be... kinky. And for all you know, you might... like it."

"..." Stacy turns away from Jesse to focus on Stampy again "you refused to do her without my okay?"

Stampy nods.

"...anything else I should know?" Stacy inquires.

"Sh-she says she c-can he-elp us..." Stampy kinda half-shrugs "otherwise... w-we take th-th-the b-blame-"

"For the murders, I get it." Stacy finishes.

"She gets it." Petra grins at Jesse.

Stacy turns away from Stampy, looking at Jesse with a cold, emotionless gaze, "Congratulations, Jesse." she states "...you win, and I consent."

Jesse's face brightens up like never before, her wide grin and sparkly eyes gleam with victorious pride and satisfaction at the long awaited answer.

"You... consent?" she repeats, almost as if she just wanted to hear it again, "both of you?"

"I... g-guess." Stampy nods.

"Yes." Stacy agrees "BUT, before you or Stampy do so much as take off your shoes, we need to work out an agreement. I'm accepting your offer so far, since we don't have much of a choice, but I still need to be convinced that it's the best option. You two can start the moment I'm satisfied with what you're offering, otherwise I repeal my consent. So go ahead, tell me exactly, in detail, what me and Stampy get out of this."

"Ugh, still not a straight 'yes'..." Jesse's annoyed with the teasing, "well, anyway, Stampy fucks me, and I promise that one, I'll find Stampy innocent, two, we won't kill you if you're still worried about us doing that afterwards, three, I'll, if you're interested, find Dan guilty regardless of whether or not he did it-"

BOOM. Stampy immediately looks up in interest.

"-for Stampy's spite reasons, four, by the time morning rolls around and the zombies are gone you'll be free to go, unless maybe we need to just quickly finish up, uh, anything else...?" Jesse stops to think about it.

"What will you do about the real killer?" Stacy questions "assuming it's not Dan."

"Well, if it's not Dan, then, theoretically, it should be either Stampy here, or Lizzie, and if we kill Dan after finding him guilty, and people keep dying, and it wasn't me or my friends, then we'll just throw Lizzie under the bus and say that she was less suspicious than Dan so we figured that she was probably okay, but apparently wasn't so too bad for Dan, but Stampy is totally 100% cool, so then we'd kill Lizzie, and at that point people should stop dropping off unless we explicitly kill them ourselves."

"Hmm, true..." Stacy nods "I haven't really fully thought about that, how I guess Dan or Lizzie really is the killer, that's weird, I was so sure it was you, and that Lukas had pushed the button..."

"Well, nope! we had nothing to do with that." Jesse explains, "it was either Dan, Lizzie, or, I guess, Stampy."

"...are you the killer?" Petra asks Stacy.

"What!?" Stacy's surprised "no! I most certainly am not!"

"Okay! just sayin', I mean, Stampy has the fucking grudge against Dan, and you guys are fine with working with monsters like us, so, maybe." Petra shrugs "I just thought, maybe this whole time it really was Stampy who pushed the button, because you and him planned to kill everyone."

"No." Stacy growls coldly "we're NOT murderers."

Petra holds up her hands for peace, albeit in a very dismissive, disrespectful way, "Whatever, Stace, was just a question."

"Oh, I liked it, I thought it was a good question." Jesse gives her support.

"Thank you, Jesse." Petra nods appreciatively "nice to see that somebody understands the concept of curiosity."

"Hrmph..." Stacy rolls her eyes, then goes back to the previous subject "...anyway, yeah, as we were discussing: Dan or Lizzie are trying to kill us, wow, I honestly didn't see that coming. If I had to take a guess at who it is though, I'd say probably Lizzie, because I can't think of any reason why Dan would want to kill us, he has it sweet, Lizzie could be jealous of us because we're mostly all bigger than her, I mean, I'M not, but whatever, Liz..." she shakes her head, disappointed "this really sucks for Dan though, honestly speaking."

"Hey, he could still be the killer." Petra scoffs "the lack of an obvious motive could be a way to cover his ass from suspicion."

"Oh hey!" Jesse perks up "Dan thinks someone stole his thingy right? maybe that's it, he's killing you all in an attempt to get it back!"

Stacy blinks, "...huh, good point." she agrees "now that you point that out, yeah, I think Dan is the real killer! mind blown."

"Well then, good on my corrupt conscience." Jesse shrugs, "you guys happy with all that? you need anything else?"

"Promise that you won't hunt us down and kill us later as a loophole out of the agreement?" Stacy ain't giving an inch.

"Huh? oh, yeah." Jesse nods, "if for any reason we ever track you down or run into you after tonight, I promise we won't kill you."

"Whew, good." Stacy expresses relief "thanks... I, guess that's just about everything, all that I can think of anyway."

"Soooooo..." Petra grins "...fucking time?"

"I..." Stacy hesitates "...Stampy! do you have anything to add?"

"Uhhh...!" Stampy thinks it over for a moment.

Silence.

"...I guess that's a-" Petra starts.

"I'M THINKING!" Stampy snaps.

Silence.

"...OH! OH!" Stampy gets something "I know: we can't risk getting you pregnant!"

"REJECTED! your dick's going in my pussy, Stampy." Jesse denies him "we can be safe about it, and we don't have to spend much time on it, but it's happening, when I say I wanna fuck you, I mean I wanna FUCK you, all the way or the highway."

"Awwwwww...!" Stampy groans "really!?"

"Come on, man, I've given you lots of shit." Jesse insists "time for you to start putting out."

"Urrrggghhhhhhhhh...!" Stampy's disappointed, because he really, really, really, really, REALLY does not want to get, her, PREGNANT.

"Fine, you can have it, so long as it's safe." Stacy concedes, recognizing that it would be wise to settle on this since Jesse's so adamant.

"Gooood." Jesse nods, appeased, "so, is that finally all?"

Stacy looks at Stampy.

Stampy nods.

Stacy turns back to Jesse, "Yes... I suppose that's everything." she steps forward, reluctantly holding out her hand "deal?"

"Deal." Jesse hungrily jumps on board, grasping Stacy's hand and firmly shaking it up and down.

The deal... has been made.

Last Week's Poll Results are in!

"Will Jesse be able to convince Stacy to go for it?"

1. Yes, we all know how stubborn Jesse is. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

2. No, Stacy refused earlier and she'll refuse now. 1 Vote(s). (100%)

3. Yes, but Stampy will change his mind and break his word. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

4. Plot Twist: Stacy is into it and has to convince Jesse to go further. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

Total Votes: 1.

Total Voters: 1.

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END OF MYSTERY ARC.