Chapter 18: Danned If You Do, Danned If You Don't.

"Okay." Jesse shrugs, turning to Lukas, "you wanna do it? you're the only one still clothed."

"Standing in a room full of naked people, and being asked to leave and come back with someone to add to them." Lukas remarks "this was not how I ever expected one of my killing sprees to go, but like you always say, Jesse, it's good to be... surprised."

Lukas eagerly turns around and heads back out the door.

...

"Oh my god are you finally done!?" Lizzie demands as Lukas reappears.

"We have not finished." Lukas states coldly, no emotion in his voice or eyes whatsoever "come, Dan, Jesse has need of you."

"What!?" Dan and Ivor both react.

"I said, come." Lukas repeats "Jesse has ordered it."

"I-is Stampy and Stacy done in there yet!?" Dan demands "are you telling me to come because it's my turn now!?"

"NO, Dan." Lukas raises his voice "Stampy is still being interrogated, but Jesse requires you in order for it to be complete."

"Grrrrrr...!" Ivor has a hard time hiding his fury "you'd better go, Dan, apparently Jesse is changing things up, we'd best assume it is for a..." he has trouble forcing the words "...good reason." he knows it's because Dan's gonna get fucked.

Dan nervously gets to his feet, "Um, alright then, I guess..." he agrees "whatever I can do to help."

Lukas leads him away through the door.

...

"Hello! how can I hel-!" Dan starts, putting on an overly cheerful demeanor, but stops aruptly as he finds the sight of Jesse, Stacy, Stampy, and Petra all standing around naked "...WHAT THE FUCK!?"

"You can help by dropping your pants." Lukas instructs, locking the door behind them, trapping Dan.

"Wh-what!?" Dan looks at them all confused, from one to the other to the next "what is this!? what are you talking about!?"

"Welcome to the fuckclub, Dan!" Jesse greets him "where murder suspects like you can cut a fast deal, become a sexslave-fucktoy, and walk free! or you can refuse, get raped, and then die!"

"Take your pick." Stacy snarks "me and Stampy already made ours."

"Wh-wh-wh-w-wh-b-b-bu-n-n-n-na-nuh...!" Dan just stammers nonsense in fear and increasing panic, "HELP!" he screams "LIZ-!"

"Shhhhhh!" Stampy silences Dan with a finger to the latter's mouth "don't scream, you'll lose your only chance."

"St-Stampy...!?" Dan can't believe this "what have they done to you!?"

"Fucked his ass." Petra laughs "heh."

"There's only one way out of this alive, Dan." Lukas continues "the offer is simple: you can refuse and we'll name you as the killer and you will be executed, or you can accept, get naked, and let us fuck you."

"It's really not so bad." Stacy informs Dan "if you do it, they promise to not expose you as the killer, even if you ARE the killer!"

"Th-then why did YOU do it!?" Dan demands "you're not a suspect!"

"Stampy is, and we're a pair, so I need to do it too, or else." Stacy explains.

"Th-this is wrong...!" Dan freaks, slowly backing away, shooting wild glances at all of them "this is SICK, you're supposed to be finding the killer, protecting us...!"

"I will protect you!" Jesse stresses, "just fuck me for it!"

"I...!" Dan stutters, "n-n-NO! I won't! stay away from me! all of you-!"

CLUNK. Lukas just clubs Dan in the back of the head with his armbrace, knocking Dan down on his knees.

"OW!" Dan whimpers.

"I understand that you're scared, Dan, so I'll excuse that last rejection." Jesse offers "but I really need you to understand: you don't have to be afraid of US, you only need to be afraid of what will happen to you if you don't comply, you see? we're not bad, or dangerous, or horrible, unless you give us no other choice, so... give us another answer."

"We took the deal, and look at us now." Stacy helps "we're naked, but nothing else has happened to us: we're not bruised, or crying, or dead."

"And I'm god damn Stampy Cat!" Stampy points out, coldly "if I can handle it, so can you."

"Besides." Petra chuckles "don't you want to release all that... tension, you've had for Lizzie?"

"Yeah!" Jesse laughs "just pretend we're Lizzie! problem solved, I win, you win, we all walk out happy!"

Dan frowns the biggest frown he has ever made, he slowly looks over each one of them again: relentless Jesse, obnoxious Petra, creepy Lukas, untouched Stacy, and the only person who had ever come close to matching Dan's status as the greatest minecrafter of all time, Stampy Cat. Every single one of them were telling him to take the deal, he didn't trust Jesse's gang's biased opinions, but he did respect Stacy's and Stampy's, if they could do it, and they really thought it was the best, or perhaps only, choice to make, maybe... he could do it.

Dan slowly stands up on shaky legs, "O-ok-kay...!" he shivers "I'm... I'm in."

"Gooooood...!" Jesse sneers, "welcome, to the fuckpuzzle."

"Fuck... puzzle...?" Dan can barely repeat the disgusting words, he could already sense that this thing, whatever it was, was pure evil, but it was too late, his deal with the devil had been made, and he already wanted to take it back.

"Oh, and by the way, Dan." Lukas starts "you'd better imagine Lizzie with a strapon, okay?"

"Huh!?" Dan knows what that fucking means.

"Because, pretty boy..." Lukas leans in close to whisper in Dan's ear "I'm going to fuck you, and make your ass my first."

At this, Dan starts quaking all over, he gently bats Lukas away, gasping for breath as he felt an anxiety attack course throughout his body, he sinks to his knees, then rolls onto his side, a heaving, quivering mess.

The Poll Results are in!

"Will Jesse be able to convince Dan to go for it?"

1. Fuck yes. She got Stacy, didn't she? Dan will crack like knuckles on brittle pavement. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

2. Hell no. Stacy was at least offered health and safety conditions, none of that for Dan, he'll go back out and try to convince Lizzie and Cassie that he's innocent. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

3. Nope! Screw this psycho bitch and her accomplices, he'll attempt to defy and kill Jesse's gang, and Stampy/Stacy too if they try to stop him. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

4. This is way too much, he'll lose his shit and try to flat out run through the zombie horde to get away from this mansion. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

5. He'll initially agree, but something will cause him to change his mind. Like, Lukas being creepy. 1 Vote(s). (50%)

6. Something totally unexpected. 1 Vote(s). (50%)

Total Votes: 2.

Total Voters: 1.

AH, both wrong! Sorry, Voter. Dan did try to go for the second way, but was stopped and ultimately gave in to the first. However, it does seem like he's on the edge of switching to the fifth, which you did vote for. That just might come true yet...

Special thanks to the one who voted, we hope you enjoyed the chapter and will participate again in future polls.