Chapter 20: And It All Comes Crashing.
"I, am so fuckin' ready for this." Lukas expresses, Stampy's work having made his dick large and hard, he turns to Jesse "I'm prepared to begin now, if Stacy is."
"You good, Stace?" Jesse questions the youtuber girl.
"Just one second, please!" Stacy requests, grabbing Stampy and running off to whisper to him "what... the fuck... was THAT!?"
"Wha!?" Stampy's taken aback "what's the matter!?"
"Are you fucking into this!?" Stacy demands.
"NO! oh dear lord no I'm not!" Stampy swears.
"Then WHY, Stampy!?" Stacy pushes "why did you volunteer to pleasure them when you didn't need to!?"
"BECAUSE...!" Stampy starts, frustrated "he's gonna fuck Dan!"
"...SO!?" Stacy doesn't get it "what does that matter!?"
"It matters EVERYTHING!" Stampy insists "so far, the one and only saving grace for me out of this entire horrible, miserable mess, is that DAN was going to get fucked worse than we are! he was jeopardizing that, if I hadn't stepped in they might have kicked him out and NOT fucked him! I was trying to KEEP THE PEACE!"
"You sure seemed to enjoy undressing Lukas an awful lot for just that." Stacy's skeptical.
"I had to make it believable!" Stampy counters "and I DID enjoy it, because it was FUCKING DAN OVER! I was showing him up! and I feel pretty good towards Lukas right now because he's the man who's gonna fuck him!"
"Lukas is also the man who's about to fuck ME." Stacy growls.
"I know that! and it's horrible, and I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to fuck Jesse, we both have it bad, but Dan, Dan has it WORSE! and that's all that matters!" Stampy promises "don't worry, I swear, if I could just, KILL Lukas, and Jesse, and the others right now, so that we don't have to fuck them, I would do it! but I can't, Stacy, so instead I just have to settle for this."
Stacy's silent, crossing her arms and slightly frowning, still upset.
"Also, I just thought it would be a really good idea to build as much favor with Jesse as possible, to further our chances of survival." Stampy adds "come on, I'm really not into it, I was crying like a baby earlier, remember? I still am on the inside, I'm just... toughing it out."
"Hrmmm..." Stacy hums irritably, but then starts to soften "...well, I suppose you never did get hard while undressing him."
"YES!" Stampy cheers at this saving grace "see!? I didn't, did I!? that's proof that I wasn't into it, I was just pretending!"
Stacy slowly nods, accepting this, "You're a good actor, Stampy."
"Thank you..." Stampy breathes relieved.
"I just hope you didn't get Lukas so riled up that it's gonna come back to bite you in the ass." Stacy expresses "or more specifically, ME in the ass, right now."
"It'll be okay...! it'll be okay...!" Stampy comforts her "no matter how bad it gets, it won't be as bad as Dan!"
"That doesn't comfort me like it does you, Stampy." Stacy heaves "you know I don't actually hate D-"
"YES YOU DO." Stampy breaks, he becomes desperate "tell me you do..."
"We've been over this." Stacy rolls her eyes "I hate that you devote more of your time and attention to him than you do me, so in that sense I hate him, but as a person-"
"CLOSE ENOUGH." Stampy takes what he can get "just answer the question, yes or no: would you be happier, if Dan was dead?"
"YES, Stampy." Stacy gives in, but turns away bitterly "because then your 'love' for me wouldn't be living in the shadow of your hate for him."
Silence.
"St-Stacy...?" Stampy realizes what's up "is... is that how you... feel...?"
"I can't believe I needed to say it..." Stacy remarks with disgust, not turning to look at him.
"Stacy!" this immediately sends Stampy to the verge of tears, "I-I don't look at you guys like that! you're the most important person in my life! whether Dan is alive or dead, it, it impacts my life tremendously, yes, b-but Stacy, you need to understand, it, it, like, it..." Stampy has trouble letting the words out, "IT WOULD NEVER IMPACT ME AS MUCH AS IF YOU DIED!"
By now the waterworks have not only started, but progressed to full swing in a matter of one or two seconds.
"Holy shit!" Jesse's immediately on this, she runs over and throws her arms around Stampy, "Stampy! what's the matter!? don't cry, baby...!" she comforts him.
BOOM. Stacy is instantly jealous as fuck.
Stampy, on the other hand, just keeps bawling, at first he showed some resistance to Jesse hugging him by gently trying to push her away, but after that failed, since Jesse wouldn't take a hint, he just submitted and allowed her to stay there as he cried profoundly into her arm.
"Talk to me, Stampy!" Jesse pleads "whatever it is, I'll make it better, I promise!"
"WAAAAAAH-AAHH-AHHHH!" Stampy says nothing.
"Stacy!" Jesse calls "what do I do to get him to stop!?"
Instead of answering, Stacy suddenly lunges in and wraps her arms around Stampy as well, right beside Jesse.
"I'm sorry...!" Stacy cries into Stampy's ear, tears going down her own cheeks "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I take it back, don't be upset, please! it's all fine, I forgive you."
Stampy immediately switches his head and face to cry on Stacy instead, reaching and pawing at her with his little kitty arms in an attempt to hug her back.
The outside three watch in silence together as the two girls comfort Stampy.
"Hey...!" Lukas calls nervously "um, everything okay over there!? Stampy!? buddy!?"
"I love you!" he calls back to Lukas in his emotional overload.
"Oh..." Lukas wasn't expecting that "...okay."
"What about me!?" Petra demands.
"Fuck off! just let me cry!" Stampy rejects.
"Motherfucker...!" Petra's insulted.
Thirty... God Damn... Minutes... Later...
"*sniff*...!" Stampy holds back a tear, he and Stacy and Jesse were all laying on the floor, snuggled together "I... I think I'm okay..."
"Glad to hear it." Jesse smiles "now we can get on with-"
BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! there's intense knocking on the door.
"Uh-oh." Jesse knows this is bad.
"LET ME IN!" Ivor's voice can be faintly heard from the other side.
"..." Jesse looks at Lukas, and then Petra, not wanting to do it herself, her eyes wide and guilty looking from fear of what Ivor was gonna think or do when he finds them, a very unusual state to see her in.
"...should I let him in?" Lukas offers.
Jesse nods very slightly.
Lukas starts to head for the door.
Tap-tap-tap-tap! Petra suddenly runs past him and blocks it.
"What the...!?" Lukas is surprised.
Petra looks at him with wide eyes and shakes her head.
"Why!?" Lukas demands.
"Because...!" Petra keeps her voice low, so Ivor can't hear "...we done fucked up this time."
"Well, what are you going to do about it!?" Lukas asks "just keep him locked out!?"
"ALMOST DONE! JUST TEN MINUTES!" Petra screams through the door.
Silence.
Ivor leaves.
"...OK, we gud." Petra turns back to the others "we gud 4 10 mins U guyz."
"What happens when those ten minutes run out?" Dan questions.
"We either done." Petra frowns "or we REALLY done."
"Which means..." Jesse curves her eyebrows with determination "...we've got to go fast."
DUN-DUN. Their time limit starts ticking.
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