Chapter 21: Lukas X StacyPlays.
"Come on, come on, get up, get up, get up!" Jesse frantically helps Stacy to her feet "you need to get fucked by Lukas! NOW!"
"Okay! okay!" Stacy agrees.
Stampy frowns.
"I'm sorry, Stampy, but we need to cut any future comfort time out." Jesse informs him "if you start crying again, we're gonna have to keep going as if you're just not, understand?"
"He'd better understand!" Petra's pissed "it's his fault we're even in this situation!"
Stampy frowns even more.
"Get hard, Lukas, get hard!" Jesse drags Stacy to him impatiently.
"I'm trying, Jesse, but, the stress of the situation is starting to get to me..." Lukas states perfectly calm.
"No, no, no! look, ass!" Jesse urges as she swings Stacy around, bends her over, and holds her firmly in place "uh, by the way, Stace, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think Lukas might need to forget about being gentle: we need this done quickly."
"What!?" Stacy and Stampy both gasp.
"He can do his best to go fast, but if I start saying 'ow' or 'stop' he'd better as fuck let up on me!" Stacy enforces.
"Ehhhhhh...!" Jesse awkwardly tilts her hand "more like, he goes rough and if it hurts a little bit, you suck it up, if it REALLY hurts, like, seriously, then you can tell him and he'll go easier and never reach that hard again."
"..." Stacy stares gaping in disgusted disbelief, "if... I fucking say... that it hurts... he'd, better, STOP, Jesse!"
"Bitch!" Petra glares at Stacy "it was your whiny boyfriend who made us need to resort to this fucking time limit, the least you can do is cooperate with us to compensate for his weakness."
"Petra!" Jesse jumps on the chance to try to make her sister look like the REALLY bad guy to make herself look better in Stacy's eyes "that's unnecessary and hurtful!"
Petra doesn't give a shit.
"I'm really, REALLY sorry, Stacy! I am!" Jesse insists "but if we want to make the time limit and ensure that you hold up your end of the deal, then we're gonna need you to take this one for the team!"
"It was in the contract, Jesse!" Stacy reminds her, "I have every right to not take it if it's hurting me!"
"Girls, girls, please!" Lukas enters "this is using up our precious time, and it's not an issue." he turns exclusively to Stacy "don't worry, Stace, I'm a gentleman, honest. I'll respect your wishes, Jesse could explicitly tell me that we're blowing off the deal and that I should hammer you with all I've got, but I wouldn't do it."
I would do it. he thinks.
"Awww, how sweet." Jesse smiles at Lukas, then turns back to Stacy "alright, you get your way, but mostly just because you were lucky enough to get fucked by Lukas and not Petra, you should be very grateful to him."
"Damn straight." Petra snorts "we should repeal your right to protest as a penalty for Stampy dragging us down so far."
"Now, now, Petra, that won't be necessary, I'm pretty sure we've all forgiven Stampy's moment of sensitivity, let's just move forward and do what we can with the time remaining, alright?" Jesse keeps playing middle cop to Lukas' good cop and Petra's bad cop.
Petra rolls her eyes.
"Stacy?" Lukas asks for some form of acknowledgement "your thoughts?" he wants to hear her thank him.
"Yeah, yeah, okay, let's just hurry up." Stacy nods.
"Would you like her to slide around, or should I hold her in place for you?" Jesse asks Lukas.
"Let her move to meet me." Lukas requests.
"Whatever floats your boat." Jesse shrugs, dropping and pushing Stacy over.
Bap. Stacy falls face-first onto the floor on her knees with her ass up in the air, "...ow."
"Oh-no...!" Stampy's afraid to watch, but he feels like he has to.
"Hammer her, Lukas!" Petra calls "you da man! you da... new man."
"It's time...!" Jesse announces "...for the gender ass comparison! female assfuck, GO!"
Stampy watches with wide, traumatized eyes as Lukas thrusts balls-deep into his woman, in-out-in-out in a horrifying rhythm, Stacy's pale cheeks bounced and squashed with each thrust, as she lost her ass-virginity to someone who wasn't Stampy Cat.
"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Jesse and Petra cheer Lukas on.
"How is she!?" Jesse demands.
"SHE'S FUCKING GREAT!" Lukas grins as his fucking of Stacy intensifies.
The process was gross, horribly uncomfortable, and now slightly painful for Stacy.
Stacy rolls her eyes and tolerates it for the time being, since it was pretty mild, but notes in her head that if it gets any worse she won't hesitate to complain about it.
"It's even better when you get to call her a fucking slutbag whore who is barely deserving of a cock so great." Petra informs him.
"Erm!" Jesse silences her sister "don't ruin it for him...!"
"Nothing could ruin this!" Lukas laughs.
Dan, meanwhile, gets up and goes to sit beside Stampy.
"H-h-hey there, St-Stamps...!" Dan greets him.
"What?" Stampy was already irritable, before Dan shoved himself in his face.
"I, uh, j-just wanted to say..." Dan can't bear to look at Stampy, so instead he watches the fuckshow "I... I'm sorry..."
Silence.
"...what?" Stampy doesn't get it, looking at Dan with almost insulted disgust.
"I'm sorry your girl is getting banged, bro." Dan just spits it out, still watching said girl getting banged.
"Is that why you came here, Dan?" Stampy doesn't drop his hostility, "so you could remind me of exactly what's happening while I watch it happen?"
"W-well, no, actually..." Dan admits "that was just... to kick things off..."
"Oh? really? well, then what's stage two, Dan?" Stampy asks.
"It's... well..." Dan starts, his voice getting more drifty as he watches the show.
Stampy notices Dan's boner spring up again.
"*SLAP!* Stay away from my girl, Dan! stay away from my girl!" Stampy orders as he slaps Dan hard across the face.
"OWWW! fuck!" Dan reacts, it didn't actually hurt very much, "I'm not after your girl!" he retorts, angry "I'm not interested in her!"
"That's not what Mr. Dickens says!" Stampy snarls.
"I...!" Dan blushes "it's...! it's not HER, okay!? I was imagining... me and Lizzie, if you must know!"
Stampy seems to reluctantly accept this explanation.
"So you came here to talk to me about what's happening to my girl, while you watch my girl, and imagine her being a different girl!?" Stampy still isn't happy.
"NO!" Dan stresses "I already told you, that was just to kick things off!"
"So where was it going? were you just trying to get in good with me so I'd give you advice on how to make this happen for yourself?" Stampy gestures to the fuckshow.
"Hey! I can get ass anytime I want!" Dan glares sternly "I don't need any advice from you, I'm the #1 minecraft youtuber of the world, I could get dozens of girls begging me to fuck their asses by just asking for it."
"Then what do you need from me?" Stampy just cuts to the chase.
"ANSWERS!" Dan demands "I have two questions, and I need you to tell me the truth!"
Stampy just glares at Dan for a moment.
"What's the first question?" Stampy asks.
"Did you take my fucking flint and steel!?" Dan growls, grabbing Stampy by the shoulders and getting all angry in his face.
"NO!" Stampy spits, trying to push Dan off.
Dan calms down and gets back to his own space, but still looks at Stampy with suspicion.
"Okay..." Dan accepts "my other question is: why?"
"Why did I take your dumb thing I didn't take?" Stampy guesses.
"No." Dan shakes his head "why did you save me?"
"From the dangerous adventures that you were gonna go on with your flint and steel?" Stampy doesn't drop it.
"NO!" Dan's getting pissed off "why did you save me from Jesse and Lukas!?"
"When!?" Stampy demands.
"When you volunteered to undress Lukas for me!" Dan snaps "why did you save me from that nightmare?"
"I just did that to pick up the pace so I could have a twenty minute emotional breakdown afterwards without people freaking out at me for taking up all their time!" Stampy snaps, "but they did it anyway!"
"BULL!" Dan calls Stampy out "there's no way you were PLANNING on that breakdown! that's not how breakdowns work! you saved me for something else, what was it!?"
"Maybe I didn't save you for anything, Dan! huh!? you ever think of that!?" Stampy hisses, "maybe I only did it because I saw another human being who was just crying on the floor get into a bad place and wanted to get them out of it just to be nice! not everyone constantly does everything for materialistic gain, asshole!"
"I wasn't crying on the floor!" Dan roars, furious.
"Then I shouldn't have saved you!" Stampy retorts.
"ERRRM! fine!" Dan spits, then turns away "forget I said anything then, just focus on the show! enjoy watching your girl get pounded, bitch. I know I will!" Dan grabs his sad little cock and starts jerking it "ooh yeah! get her, Lukas!"
"YOU SICK FUCK!" Stampy blows his shit and pounces on his blue haired nemesis, punching over and over at his face.
"AHHHHHH!" Dan screams as he struggles "JESSE! SOMEBODY! HELP!"
"OOOOOOH!" Petra takes interest, "bitch fight! bitch fight! bitch fight!" she cheers.
"Hm?" Jesse turns to look "ACK! Stampy!?" she runs over and grabs his shoulder "what are you doing!? we need to keep Dan pretty for Lukas!"
"He personally attacked me!" Stampy spits.
"DID...!" Dan gasps, wheezing from the pain of Stampy's fists "NOT...!"
"What did he do, Stampy!?" guess who Jesse believes.
"He came and started interrogating me about taking his flint and steel! after I convinced him I didn't have it he started bothering me about volunteering to undress Lukas, when I finally got him to stop he was angry and insulted me and started jerking off to Stacy and cheering Lukas on over it!" Stampy explains, still very upset.
"Oh, so it's okay with you if Lukas FUCKS her, but god forbid I wank to them!" Dan snarks "real impressive priorities, Stampylongshithead."
"Enough! Stampy, please get off of Dan, and stay off of him, thank you very much, I can't have you guys fighting like this." Jesse orders, "and as for YOU...!" she starts to Dan "you're not allowed to fucking touch your dick without my okay, got it!? I own you, remember!? sexslave-fucktoys need to ask permission."
"Can I touch my dick?" Stampy asks to spite Dan.
"So long as you save enough energy for me!" Jesse winks at him.
"Hah!" Stampy laughs at TDM smugly.
"Ermph! ermph! ermph! ermph! ermph! ermph! ERRRRRRRRRRRRMPH!" Lukas hums as he finally climaxes inside Stacy "...awww, all done this one!"
"Alright!" Jesse cheers "now fuck Dan!"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...!" Lukas pauses "actually, ummm, I was wondering if I could maybe just... you know... take a breather? I need to get my stamina back up if I'm going to give Dan equal treatment."
"Oh, okay." Jesse agrees "I understand, take five."
"Thank you!" Lukas chimes with a happy grin.
"That's half our fucking time!" Stampy freaks, "Dan NEEDS to be fucked, Jesse! what if it's cut short, or we can't fit it in at all!?"
"Don't worry, the door will hold up and buy us another extra ten." Jesse strategizes "and if that fails... we always have windows."
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