Chapter 30: Planning the Puzzle, Part One.
"OHHH MYYY GOD!" Jesse screams, then looks at Stacy "did you see what we did!?"
"Saw it before Lukas." Stacy admits, frowning.
"Stampy!" Jesse turns to him "your cock is HUGE!"
"He's not that big..." Stacy rolls her eyes.
"Bigger than Dan." Jesse laughs.
Stampy's Mr. Dickens was in fact larger than Dan's Mr. Dickens, as Stampy had always suspected.
"Wh-WHAT!?" Dan reacts "l-let me see! he can't be that big, he can't!"
"Gay." Petra's an asshole.
"Lukas is bigger." Stacy points out to Jesse.
"Ick! gross!" Jesse shudders "that's Lukas, I don't care about where on the ladder he falls, he's not fucking material for me."
"Huh, you hear that, champ?" Lukas starts to Stampy "apparently I don't count, looks like you take home the prize."
"Stampy wins the dick measuring contest, first place." Petra remarks "congratulations, kitten-man, you've got the biggest dick."
"Out of a contest of him and Dan." Stacy snarks.
The only contest that even really matters. Stampy can't help but think.
"Still beating that bitch in every way, Stampy!" Jesse cheers.
"Th-thanks-" Stampy starts modestly.
"Show us it again!" Jesse demands.
"Oh, look at that, it went soft, no stamina." Stampy tries to deter any more attention away from Mr. Dickens.
"His stamina is horrible." Stacy confirms.
"What!?" Jesse's eyebrows curve, "fuck that shit, let's build it back up!" she reaches over and smooshes Stacy's boobs from one side and her own with her other hand from the other side "look, Stampy! white chocolate and milk chocolate easter eggs! that's part of what really gets you, right? seems like your style, the easter bunny isn't so different from your orange cat gimmick."
"Uhhh...!" Stampy's not sure what to say, but this is making him both very aroused and very confused.
"Hard again yet!?" Jesse asks as she suddenly slides down and forward, dragging Stacy with her, so that they're both on their knees in front of Stampy, Jesse then grabs Stampy's hands and pulls them apart to reveal his still totally hard cock "ha-ha! success!"
"Ow, fuck!" Stacy expresses her displeasure at having her knees burned from friction against the carpet.
"Look at it, Stace!" to Stampy's dismay, Jesse grabs his dick in her hand and turns it towards Stacy "do you usually get him like this, or are we pushing a new limit here?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...!" Stacy blushes as she stares straight at her boyfriend's dick "this, um, this is normal!" she spits out an answer.
"Excuse me, Jesse!?" Ivor calls, irritated "may I continue with undressing this lovely young vixen, or are we putting it on hold so you can embarrass the poor kitty cat?"
"Alright, alright, I'm done." Jesse laughs, "soon...!" she swoons as she strokes Mr. Dickens.
Ivor continues undressing Lizzie, it's... rather uneventful.
"Finished." Ivor reports.
"Okay then! you guys ready to start figuring this out?" Jesse asks to make sure they're good.
"Yes." Petra.
"Yes." Lukas.
"Indeed." Ivor.
"Whatever." Stacy.
"Errrmmm...!" Dan.
"..." Lizzie.
"Figure what out?" Stampy asks "the, uh, f-puzzle?"
"Yes, Stampy! we're finally going to figure out how to do the puzzle!" Jesse cheers.
"...okay." Stampy frowns, but then suddenly looks surprised, and then smiles, "okay!"
He thinks this is going to be the funnest part, so he may as well enjoy it.
"Now, the four of you can all just kinda sit back and do whatever while the rest of us decide how it's going to go, okay?" Jesse instructs the sexslave-fucktoys, "since this is for our pleasure we all need to make sure we're happy with it, but none of you really matter, so just wait up and do what we tell you to in the end, you got me?"
Stampy frowns again, "Oh... okay." he sadly walks off and sits down, Stacy follows.
"I do not desire contact with any individuals other than Lizzie." Ivor immediately establishes.
"I figured as much." Jesse nods, "how do you want to connect with Lizzie? fucking her pussy?"
"Yesss." Ivor nods.
"Okay, do you want anything else from her, or is that it?" Jesse inquires.
"...what else IS there?" Ivor's just stumped.
"You could fondle her boobs, fuck her ass, make out, oral, lots of things, but many of them would be hard to work into the puzzle, so if that's all you have particular interest in we could just leave the other options open to connect her to the rest of us." Jesse explains.
"...fondling her breasts sounds nice." Ivor concedes.
"Okay, we'll keep that in mind then." Jesse nods, "as for the rest of us, I'm obviously getting Stampy as my main contact, did either of you have any preferences?"
"Nope." Petra shakes her head "so long as I'm fuckin'."
"Can I just, like, fuck Dan in the ass again?" Lukas requests.
"WHAT!?" Dan perks up in fright.
"He's the best!" Lukas grins.
"Of course you can have Dan more, Lukas!" Jesse grants, "that's an extremely generous request, since this leaves so many other possibilities open!"
"Oh? well you're all very welcome." Lukas accepts the praise.
"Does this mean I fuck Stace?" Petra questions.
"Unless you wanna pile up more on one of the other previously claimed people and have Stacy specialize in secondary contacts." Jesse presents alternatives.
"Hmmm..." Petra thinks about it "do I have any... invitations?"
"Dan could fuck you while I fuck him." Lukas suggests.
"Ugh! I don't want the smallest dick!" Petra rolls her eyes, annoyed.
"You could fuck Dan in the mouth while Lukas fucks him from the other side." Jesse proposes.
"Ummm, I don't know, I doubt he'd be any good at it, judging from his undressing performance..." Petra considers "...can I do that to Stampy instead?"
"Oh..." Jesse frowns, then looks a little guilty, "I... kinda wanted to do a couple different things with Stampy..."
"I think we should save all that's left of Stampy for Jesse, Petra." Lukas advises "he's, you know, special."
"Damn straight." Stampy mutters.
"Urrrgh, fine!" Petra gives up "let's start connecting people, we can figure out what I do later."
"Well..." Jesse starts, "if, you know, you don't wanna do anything with Dan, then I'd, uh... take the hair."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo...!" Dan whines, this just gets worse and worse for him "not the...! not the...! the HAIR...!"
"YES." Lukas agrees "you grip his hair, I fuck his ass, and there we go! Lukas, Dan, Jesse, and Stampy are all in."
"Ohh, yes... but how are we going to connect Ivor through Lizzie?" Jesse wonders, "did you want to connect to her, Petra?"
"Ehhhhhh, even if I did, I'd still have to connect to one of the other fucktoys as well." Petra's not sure.
"OOOOOOH!" Lukas' eyes go wide "I know what I want."
"Oh? what's that, Lukas?" Jesse inquires.
"I want, to be fucking Dan, in the ass, while ALSO making out with the girl of his dreams." Lukas asserts "that, is, so hot."
"Sounds good to me!" Jesse's totally up for it.
"Noooooo...!" poor little Dan.
"OH! and she needs to be using Dan's back as a prop to hold herself up to my level, she has to bend over onto him from the side, so Ivor can fuck her while we kiss." Lukas adds "assuming that's cool with you, Ivor."
"That connection is acceptable." Ivor agrees.
"It looks like... a go." Jesse grins at their satisfying progress.
"Nooo, no, no, noooooooooooo...!" Dan.
"Urgh, I'm tired of hearing him whine." Ivor growls "I was enjoying it before, but now it's getting annoying."
"Come on, let's go talk where he can't hear us." Lukas suggests "it will be... worse for him, that way."
They all shuffle along to right beside the fucking door, out of earshot of Dan and Lizzie, but within earshot of Stacy, Stampy, and now... Cassie, not that they knew.
"So that's how we're going to be positioned." Lukas nods, gesturing to himself, Ivor, Lizzie, and Dan "but how about you, Jesse? how do you want to be with Stampy while you clutch Dan's hair?"
"Well, as I've established already, there definitely needs to be some cock in pussy action, but there could also be other things such as him fucking my ass, him sucking my tits, him sucking me off, me sucking him off, us making out, all that good stuff, but it also depends a bit on how Petra and Stacy are arranged, because, since Ivor doesn't want any more fuckpoints, and you're already pretty busy over with your stuff, it would probably be a good idea for Stacy to connect to me somehow, and then Petra can be connected through her, and I would like to say that she can also interconnect through other sexslave-fucktoys, but unfortunately they're all pretty well swarmed too." Jesse frowns a little, then looks at her sister, "does that sound okay Petra? or did you want us to try to rework things to get you a little more... in the heat of things?"
"I'm good with just Stace." Petra shrugs "I mean, this is going to be like the worst fuckpuzzle ever, so I may as well sit on the sidelines this time rather than next time."
"Hm..." Jesse obviously feels kind of bad, "well, you have first pick on Stacy, anything you don't want will just go to me."
"Well, I can't have her ass, thanks to Lukas..." Petra takes into consideration "...I could either fuck her puss with mine while you and her make out, or she can suck me off while you suck her off, whichever you'd rather." at this point, Petra has basically given up hope for her own enjoyment and has dedicated her efforts to instead making this as good for Jesse as possible.
"Hmm... make out, I think." Jesse decides.
"Ah, going Lukas with it." LUKAS states.
"You know, Petra..." Jesse starts, "even though you can't trash talk or hurt Stacy at all, you can still scream shit across the room at Dan."
Petra's eyebrows raise, "Huh... I will definitely keep that in mind." she nods "I can't wait to just scream everything I would at Stacy, but, just... add Dan's name at the end, perfect plan, Jesse."
"That's why I'm the leader." Jesse nods triumphantly.
Poll Results!
"What is the order of the men's dick sizes, from largest to smallest?"
(We had all 24 possible combinations to vote for.)
Total Votes: 0.
Total Voters: 0.
WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.
Why do you do this to me? What did I do? What do I have to do? What will it take to get you guys to vote on the polls that matter the most to me? Do you have any idea how excited I was for this one? I was more excited than Stampy Cat was for white and milk chocolate easter eggs. Do me a favor, go back to the last chapter, go to the bottom, tell me, what do you see? I know what I see. "the pecker pecking order", "you get twenty-four choices, but unlike the manhoods, the decision is not hard", I see the work of a dick enthusiast. A man who believed that he was finally going to get his lifelong wish of seeing other people list which characters have what sized cocks. Doesn't anybody else care about whether or not Dan's gigglestick can compare to Stampy's pleasure rod? Don't you people have souls!? WHERE'S THAT INHERENT PERVERSION OF HUMANITY I'M SO FOND OF!? WWWHHHEEERRREEE!?
(I wuv wou, tanks for reading. The correct answer was 'Lukas - Stampy - Ivor - Dan', we never say in the chapter where on the scale Ivor lands exactly, but he's been described as long, and Petra didn't want Dan, who she referred to as having the smallest dick. Stampy and Lukas have both been established as large, with Lukas being dominant.)