Chapter 33: Fuckin' Dis Bitch.

"You want to be the first in position, Jesse?" Lukas offers.

"Oh, yes please!" Jesse obliges, plopping herself down on the carpet in the middle of the room, "now, who wants to connect to me first?"

"OOH, we're putting the puzzle together!" Petra's excited.

"WHOA!" Lukas' eyes go wide "hold on a second! stop, stop, stop! we can't start yet!"

"Why?" Jesse sits up urgently.

"Because..." Lukas stands tall and proud "I wanted to say a few words before we begin."

"Oh! well then, by all means!" Jesse encourages, getting back to her feet to better view the speech.

"Now, as I'm sure most of you are aware, this is going to be my very first fuckpuzzle." Lukas starts "I have heard, from a certain pair of sisters, that it is, the best shit."

"WHOO! damn straight! go, those girls!" Petra cheers.

"And I just wanted to take this moment to say thank you." Lukas continues "...but not, to the sexslave-fucktoys of course, for they had no say in the matter and if they did would have protested it, so to you sexslave-fucktoys, fuck you, and I will fuck you, with all of my heart, and all of my dick."

"But not meee!" Stampy laughs.

"I, sincerely hope, that when all of this is over, you will all die, yeah, I do, painful deaths, or even better, live miserably in a hole, unable to ever erase the memories of our encounter from your past." Lukas seriously pushes it "I hope, that one day, your children, should you pathetic, lowlife scum ever manage to breed any, are also, raped in a fuckpuzzle, by my children, or my apprentices, or best yet, myself." he grins "when I am, Ivor's age."

"May you live longer than I have." Ivor fucking loves Lukas.

"See, Petra!?" Jesse excitedly turns to her sister, "Lukas DOES love the fuck out of shit talking the sexslave-fucktoys! he just gets all of it done BEFORE he fucks their broken, pathetic asses! but it all has the same effect!"

"*GAAASP*!" Petra breaks into her widest grin, "TRUE SEX LIVES!" she cheers.

"Now that I have my message to you four out of the way..." Lukas turns away from the sexslave-fucktoys and to his gang members "I would like to thank all three of you, so, so much, for your love, your trust, your acceptance and inclusion, and all these wondrous new experiences you bring me."

"WHOO! WE'RE THE FUCKING SHIT!" Jesse cheers.

"I thank you, Ivor, for your wisdom and guidance." Lukas starts doing personal things "your advice has made assimilating into this group easy for me, and your selflessness in distracting the other sheep has bought me time to enjoy these activities without interruption."

"You're very welcome, young Lukas." Ivor bows.

"And I thank you, Petra, for your... strength, and your... fun." Lukas had a very weak idea of what to say about Petra.

"That's what the Petra is all about." Petra nods smugly.

"And of course, above all others, I thank, YOU, Jesse." Lukas finishes "for everything, ranging from your leadership skills, to your dedication, to your generosity-"

"GENEROSITY!?" Dan can't believe his ears.

"-to your adorable, evil sneer that brightens up my day every time I see it." Lukas really finishes, but keeps going "it's thanks to you that I now have three great friends, it's thanks to you that I was able to experience a gender ass comparison tonight, and it's thanks to you, in multiple ways, that I am given the opportunity to enjoy your greatest creation, the fuckpuzzle, tonight as well, before we begin, I just, really wanted to say, and express to you, in the closing words of my speech: I'm really excited to be a part of this."

"Thank you, thank you!" Jesse does multiple small bows from side to side, then stands straight, "none of this would have been possible without you either, Lukas, thanks to you, we get famous ass tonight, and I can honestly say, that I very, VERY highly doubt that we ever would have gotten to bed Dan the Diamond Minecart, LDShadowLady, StacyPlays, and of course, my precious, favorite Stampy Cat, if we were in your absence, you have brought all three of us so much happiness and fulfillment ever since we met you in that mansion all those weeks ago, we were so content with our lives before then, and I honestly had a hard time thinking of how things could get much better, but you, Lukas, you were the one thing missing, you complete our group and compliment the rest of us in so many ways, and I never, ever want to go back to how things were without you, not because they were bad, but because you are just that incredible, and you are, in every sense of the word, welcome, in our group, in our lives, for thanking us, and, last but not least, in, our, fuckpuzzle."

"YAY LUKAS!" Petra applauds.

"Awww, thanks, you guys." Lukas is touched "would you like to lie back down again, Jesse? so we can get this started?"

"Oh, of course, of course..." Jesse nods, setting herself back down in her previous spot, "who next?"

"Stampy Cat?" Lukas suggests.

"ALREADY!?" Stampy whines "second in!?"

"The guy who doesn't connect to anybody else? sounds good to me!" Jesse agrees, "hop on, Stampy!"

"Balls deep, my man." Lukas encourages.

"Fuck! her! fuck! her!" Petra chants.

All eyes on Stampy.

Stampy frowns, then looks at Stacy.

Stacy slowly nods.

Stampy whimpers as he steps around to Jesse's feet.

"Throw him his hoodie!" Jesse cheers.

Stacy calmly picks up Stampy's hoodie before anyone else can get their grubby hands on it, she walks over and presents it to her boyfriend.

Stampy sighs as he takes his beloved hoodie, pulls it over his head, flips the hood up so he has the cat face, and turns back to Jesse.

"Knock-knock." Jesse grins.

"..." Stampy just frowns, he knows this is bad "who's... there...?"

"A better question would be: why am I knocking when I'm the one inside the house?" Jesse giggles "don't worry though, I'll let you... COME INSIDE!"

She spreads her legs out for him.

Stampy knew it would be something like that.

"Here comes that contest-winning DICK." Petra calls.

Stampy is on the verge of just breaking down and crying as he gets down on his knees, leaning over onto his hands above Jesse, looking down into her cruel, gleeful eyes.

"What... *gulp*..." Stampy has to force the words "...about the pregnancy risk issue?"

"Pulling out works." Jesse assures "just do that, cum on my tits, it'll be hot, and safe."

"...I am so not happy with this." Stampy mutters, angry, as he finally thrusts his mostly-soft dick up Jesse's eager pussy.

"OOMPH!" Petra pumps "OH YEAH!"

"How is it, Jesse!?" Lukas calls.

"It's fucking sexy shit!" Jesse's totally into it, "fuck me harder, Stampy Cat!"

"Make meowy cat noises!" Petra demands.

"And YOU...!" Ivor points at Stacy "get down and start with the smoochums!"

Stacy does as she knew she'd have to, getting down on her hands and knees so that her head was parallel with Jesse's, but upside down.

"Ohhhh, yeah...!" Jesse's having the time of her life, "come on, Stace, it's time for the three of us to finally do what we've been waiting for all day!"

"Make sure you give her a lot of tongue!" Petra orders Stacy.

Stacy visibly shudders as she closes her eyes, droops down, and locks lips with Jesse upside-down, finally shutting up our villain.

"Mmmm! mm!" our villain doesn't actually shut up.

"TIME FOR PETRA!" Petra cheers as she stomps over and takes her place behind Stacy "let's fuck that pussy pussy's pussy's pussy!" she points at Stampy Cat.

Jesse reaches her hands up into the air, making clawing, grabbing movements.

"You're up, assfuck boy." Ivor informs Dan.

Dan doesn't wanna fucking do it, so Ivor and Lukas forcibly grab and shove him down, sending his soft, luxurious, incredibly well cared for, blue locks, into the Hispanic woman's ferocious grasp.

"YEEEEEEAAAOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Dan howls as Jesse pulls tuffs of his hair out of his scalp.

"Hey, Dan!" Lukas calls "guess what my favorite type of video game is!?"

"World simulators!?" Dan guesses.

"Ooh! fuck games!" Petra calls.

"Neither!" Lukas shakes his head, "PLUG AND PLAY." he rams his cock up Dan's ass once more.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dan is in hell.

"OOOOOOH, YES!" Lukas certainly isn't.

"Now place your hands onto the Diamond Minecart's back, and prepare for me to enter you." Ivor instructs Lizzie.

Shaking, but determined, Lizzie obeys, placing her weight onto uncomfortable places along Dan's spine, increasing his agony.

She closes her eyes, and silently swears revenge on these people one day, as she prepares to feel the gross, horrid sensation of slimy old man dick slipping into her, taking... her virginity.

Taking, ALL the virginity.

She gasps as she feels it happen, and the precious fuckpuzzle that Jesse had been building them all up to over the course of this horrible night, was finally complete.

Poll Results!

"What will Cassie do now that she's overheard the entirety of Jesse's plan?"

1. Flip her shit and go completely insane upon the realization. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

2. Charge in to revive Lizzie's revolution. 1 Vote(s). (50%)

3. Run away and try to escape the mansion. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

4. Stay where she is and just watch the fuckpuzzle happen. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

5. Spring all the traps she has in the room in a desperate bid to kill everyone before going in there to fight any survivors. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

6. Something totally unexpected. Not terribly unlikely, this is Cassie we're talking about here. 1 Vote(s). (50%)

Total Votes: 2.

Total Voters: 1.

Aw, sorry, man! Thank you so much for voting, but unfortunately neither of your choices were correct. The sad, hard truth is: Cassie ain't going nowhere, and the only thing she's planning to do is watch this beast of sexual activity run it's course.

But luckily, we have a new poll! And good news: there is no being wrong here! That's right, we're holding an opinionated poll. We primarily hold prediction polls, but we haven't forgotten the fun of simple opinion. This time, we want to know which sexslave-fucktoy you think has it worst! (Based on their decided positions and treatment.) Stampy, Stacy, Dan, or Lizzie. One vote. Four choices. All fun! Also, don't be afraid to leave a review detailing why you believe your chosen hero has it hardest. (Literally, OR figuratively.)